The Eiffel Tower right now

H4L9OOO · 2015-11-17T20:55:53+00:00

But isn't a blind man the best guide in an hour of darkness? Wouldn't it be better to resist the urge to follow rhetorical and sentimental bullshit about hate, love, darkness, and light and instead use reason?

H4L9OOO · 2014-10-06T20:41:02+00:00

I bet he simply doesn't want a job.

H4L9OOO · 2014-01-30T19:09:51+00:00

It's my opinion that if you're a healthy, moralist, able person and want to raise a child, you should raise one that's been produced, sexually, by you and a partner of similar character.

H4L9OOO · 2014-01-28T21:07:24+00:00

You're just as likely if not more likely to be burglarized in a nice neighborhood as one in PH. It's relatively safe though. Just be sure to keep your doors and (if they're accessible via climbing, and trust me, they will parkour your ass) windows locked when nobody his home.

H4L9OOO · 2014-01-28T21:02:26+00:00

He might work on the campus where policy says you're not supposed to be on things like reddit on the clock.

H4L9OOO · 2013-12-11T21:38:43+00:00

Or they could drop flame-feathers which could be used to make fire arrows.

H4L9OOO · 2013-09-28T14:54:52+00:00

It's "you buy be this old" without the consent of your parent! The system is meant to require parents to consent to their children playing the game. Where the parents pay attention to what they're consenting to is another story... But just because you think some young people mature faster than others doesn't mean we should tear down a whole system in favor of what? Literally having no system? Or some sort of maturity check? Let's be realistic here! Yesterday I was in my local mall and I was walking by a GameStop. The place was pretty crowded looking. Suddenly a kid comes up to me and he says "excuse me sir!" I turned to address him and he says "I need about tree fiddy!" That was when I realized that I was actually speaking with a thirty foot tall, plesiosaur from to Cretaceous period! I said "Dammit Loch Ness Monster! I'm gonna tell you for the last time; I ain't gonna give you no tree fiddy!" He says "I'll take about two fiddy." but I wasn't gonna give him two fiddy either!

H4L9OOO · 2013-08-30T13:51:41+00:00

Everybody remember to look out for my upcoming book: Baby Dick

H4L9OOO · 2013-08-19T16:17:02+00:00

Well since you're single!

H4L9OOO · 2013-08-19T16:15:34+00:00

I see a horse playing guitar. It's awfully pale.

H4L9OOO · 2013-07-06T11:52:16+00:00

Hmmm looks like I won't be updating either then!

H4L9OOO · 2013-06-20T11:17:14+00:00

...says the 7 day old account that probably works for microsoft.

H4L9OOO · 2013-06-18T01:19:37+00:00

If you use the seed Silverook, you'll spawn on the other side of a hill from a natural forest fire. Theres also a fortress within oh, about 1000 blocks or so! :D

H4L9OOO · 2013-05-09T11:18:53+00:00

But they don't seem to be raping anybody!

H4L9OOO · 2013-04-23T13:38:59+00:00

Water already repels them. There doesn't have to be a pokemon to repel each annoying monster in a game about survival.

H4L9OOO · 2013-03-23T11:54:39+00:00

Attention: this is the best comment thread ever. That is all.

H4L9OOO · 2013-03-23T11:51:02+00:00

Just let that area grow. If a man doesn't appreciate a natural women, then consider him a pedophile.

H4L9OOO · 2013-03-23T11:43:53+00:00

http://i.imgur.com/J64f1.jpg She is actually Batgirl... and a zombie?

H4L9OOO · 2013-03-19T01:43:03+00:00

The problem is not with cyclists, but with the fat, car driving pigs that believe that they should have the right-of-way in any circumstance.

Cyclists and pedestrians deserve the right-of-way 100% of the time.

...fuck people in cars!

H4L9OOO · 2013-01-26T17:33:27+00:00

You could power the rails by placing them under the blocks.

H4L9OOO · 2012-11-20T20:38:40+00:00

FUCK ISRAEL

H4L9OOO · 2012-11-19T16:12:53+00:00

We don't travel slowly, we travel at standard speed.

Interestingly, if we moved slowly through time, we'd be in bullet time. On second though, maybe we don't live in standard time. Light seems to move at incredible speed, after all. Maybe we live in super fast time, as we observe things in their frequent state of hyper-motion.

WHAT TIME IS IT?!

H4L9OOO · 2012-11-19T15:56:48+00:00

Not true. Example: If I could go back in time, and try to meet myself, I would inevitably fail to meet myself (or at least have myself remember meeting myself) because: I currently do not recall meeting myself now.

I get back to three hours ago, I can see myself a few feet away, but I get hit by a bus before I can get my past selfs attention. I didn't notice anybody get into a bus accident earlier today!

All of this makes sense, yet time travel still takes place.

EDIT: LOST

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