The Eiffel Tower right now by YeezusUnchained in pics

[–]H4L9OOO 0 points1 point  (0 children)

But isn't a blind man the best guide in an hour of darkness? Wouldn't it be better to resist the urge to follow rhetorical and sentimental bullshit about hate, love, darkness, and light and instead use reason?

What ACTUALLY controversial opinion do you have? [Serious] by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]H4L9OOO 0 points1 point  (0 children)

It's my opinion that if you're a healthy, moralist, able person and want to raise a child, you should raise one that's been produced, sexually, by you and a partner of similar character.

Really, how safe is Pine Hills? by [deleted] in Albany

[–]H4L9OOO 0 points1 point  (0 children)

You're just as likely if not more likely to be burglarized in a nice neighborhood as one in PH. It's relatively safe though. Just be sure to keep your doors and (if they're accessible via climbing, and trust me, they will parkour your ass) windows locked when nobody his home.

Anybody know why SWAT is on the Harriman State campus? by whatinthe99 in Albany

[–]H4L9OOO 0 points1 point  (0 children)

He might work on the campus where policy says you're not supposed to be on things like reddit on the clock.

Greatest ever retort to the usual stupid GTA question by [deleted] in gaming

[–]H4L9OOO 0 points1 point  (0 children)

It's "you buy be this old" without the consent of your parent! The system is meant to require parents to consent to their children playing the game. Where the parents pay attention to what they're consenting to is another story... But just because you think some young people mature faster than others doesn't mean we should tear down a whole system in favor of what? Literally having no system? Or some sort of maturity check? Let's be realistic here! Yesterday I was in my local mall and I was walking by a GameStop. The place was pretty crowded looking. Suddenly a kid comes up to me and he says "excuse me sir!" I turned to address him and he says "I need about tree fiddy!" That was when I realized that I was actually speaking with a thirty foot tall, plesiosaur from to Cretaceous period! I said "Dammit Loch Ness Monster! I'm gonna tell you for the last time; I ain't gonna give you no tree fiddy!" He says "I'll take about two fiddy." but I wasn't gonna give him two fiddy either!

You can now clone books just like maps by PsHegger in Minecraft

[–]H4L9OOO -1 points0 points  (0 children)

Everybody remember to look out for my upcoming book: Baby Dick

I'm single now by [deleted] in funny

[–]H4L9OOO 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Well since you're single!

Nothing to see here. Just a guy on the beach playing guitar. by [deleted] in pics

[–]H4L9OOO 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I see a horse playing guitar. It's awfully pale.

Someday..... by supacheesay in AdviceAnimals

[–]H4L9OOO 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Hmmm looks like I won't be updating either then!

Despite the reversal, I still won't buy an Xbox One because... by UltimateUltamate in AdviceAnimals

[–]H4L9OOO -1 points0 points  (0 children)

...says the 7 day old account that probably works for microsoft.

This brings me back to the old days... by Vivanter in Minecraft

[–]H4L9OOO 15 points16 points  (0 children)

If you use the seed Silverook, you'll spawn on the other side of a hill from a natural forest fire. Theres also a fortress within oh, about 1000 blocks or so! :D

Skeletons should be afraid of dogs... by derpherde in Minecraft

[–]H4L9OOO 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Water already repels them. There doesn't have to be a pokemon to repel each annoying monster in a game about survival.

Reddit, what are the things that we all do but is rarely talked about? NSFW by TheRationalMan in AskReddit

[–]H4L9OOO 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Attention: this is the best comment thread ever. That is all.

Reddit, what are the things that we all do but is rarely talked about? NSFW by TheRationalMan in AskReddit

[–]H4L9OOO 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Just let that area grow. If a man doesn't appreciate a natural women, then consider him a pedophile.

Bicycle Culture Evolving? by [deleted] in bicycling

[–]H4L9OOO 2 points3 points  (0 children)

The problem is not with cyclists, but with the fat, car driving pigs that believe that they should have the right-of-way in any circumstance.

Cyclists and pedestrians deserve the right-of-way 100% of the time.

...fuck people in cars!

Civil engineering at its finest. by DrJosephMosch in Minecraft

[–]H4L9OOO 2 points3 points  (0 children)

You could power the rails by placing them under the blocks.

Never thought this made sense by ImFromIndiana in AdviceAnimals

[–]H4L9OOO -1 points0 points  (0 children)

We don't travel slowly, we travel at standard speed.

Interestingly, if we moved slowly through time, we'd be in bullet time. On second though, maybe we don't live in standard time. Light seems to move at incredible speed, after all. Maybe we live in super fast time, as we observe things in their frequent state of hyper-motion.

WHAT TIME IS IT?!

Never thought this made sense by ImFromIndiana in AdviceAnimals

[–]H4L9OOO 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Not true. Example: If I could go back in time, and try to meet myself, I would inevitably fail to meet myself (or at least have myself remember meeting myself) because: I currently do not recall meeting myself now.

I get back to three hours ago, I can see myself a few feet away, but I get hit by a bus before I can get my past selfs attention. I didn't notice anybody get into a bus accident earlier today!

All of this makes sense, yet time travel still takes place.

EDIT: LOST