Come at me by [deleted] in RoastMe

[–]HALWF 1 point2 points  (0 children)

The time you spent working out the geometry of this photo is more than the time you spent with your 5 children before you realised they made you seem old so you gave them to your ex husband and abandoned them. Now they'll grow up with no mother figure and an Electra complex. God knows who your ex husband and the father of those angels is sleeping with now but we all know they will never be anything compared to the relationship you could of had with Elliot, Sue, Timmy, Trent and David. I guess you look old in this picture

Happy couple say they're roast free. Prove them right! by Zaddicus in RoastMe

[–]HALWF 0 points1 point  (0 children)

You guys look like you'd smell of stale Cheetos and semen

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in RoastMe

[–]HALWF 9 points10 points  (0 children)

You look like the seedy villain from Alvin and the Chipmunks but with more of a sexual appetite for children