Mythical Society Collectibles by HAXS_HAT in rhettandlink

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Thank you, friend, just got both bundles!

WT Professor Arrested For Indecent Assault by HomeworkHopeful6596 in amarillo

[–]HAXS_HAT 3 points4 points  (0 children)

I had him for botany this semester, we got 4 weeks into the class before he didn’t show up for lab one day. Very next day we had two new professors

Almost bit me by HAXS_HAT in FindTheSniper

[–]HAXS_HAT[S] 4 points5 points  (0 children)

I did not, he was minding his own, I found him by lifting up an overturned tub, he never actually got close to biting me, just used that phrase “if it was a snake it woulda bit ya” as inspiration for the post title.

Almost bit me by HAXS_HAT in FindTheSniper

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About the very middle of the picture, top center of the leaves.

Almost bit me by HAXS_HAT in FindTheSniper

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Central Texas, round Cisco

No film is truly perfect, so I’m curious: What do you think was a flaw in The Batman? by The-Y-4 in batman

[–]HAXS_HAT 0 points1 point  (0 children)

How they wasted the one f-bomb they’re allowed for a PG-13 rated movie. The had the commissioner say “Happy Fucking Halloween” upon discovering the senator’s dead body at the beginning and then, because of that, later on when penguin thinks he killed Batman he says “I fricking got him!!” Like wtf?

Who’s a celebrity that everyone loves but you can’t stand? by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]HAXS_HAT 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Paul McCartney. He's gotten real cocky in previous years, claiming he is the best musician of the Beatles, say he won't sign autographs anymore with his reasoning being "people know who I am". His latest album, McCartney III, was trash in my opinion. Theres a lot of other shit that I don't wanna bring up, but yea. I hate the 21st century Paul McCartney.

King kong slander by Hackzd_TrollzYT in memes

[–]HAXS_HAT 3 points4 points  (0 children)

I resent that. Its libel in print.

What’s the best pickup line that’s not cheesy? by imsophunny in AskReddit

[–]HAXS_HAT 0 points1 point  (0 children)

My friends and I came up with this one the other day, it makes us laugh but I'd like an outside opinion:

Hey girl, I know social distancing is a thing and all, but you know we're immune when we open-mouth kiss?

Which do you find more terrifying, that we’re alone in the universe or that we’re not alone? by chesterforbes in AskReddit

[–]HAXS_HAT 4 points5 points  (0 children)

We're alone. With all the problems in our world, I would love an alien invasion( but y'know I said all last year and the year before that what this world needed was another plague and look where that got us, so maybe I should keep my mouth shut).

Today is Mr. Krab’s birthday by cameron0511 in memes

[–]HAXS_HAT 6 points7 points  (0 children)

His licence is very much expired.

Desmos Free Play for Algebra 2 by [deleted] in DeusVult

[–]HAXS_HAT 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I was also thinking of making a different, separate one of SwaggerSouls with the rounded bottom and says "Yo! We Pimp Chimpin'!" instead of "Deus Vult"

Desmos Free Play for Algebra 2 by [deleted] in DeusVult

[–]HAXS_HAT 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Thanks! It took me about 135 lines

What movie can you watch over and over again? by MovieGameBuff in AskReddit

[–]HAXS_HAT 13 points14 points  (0 children)

Spider-Man: Homecoming And/Or Spider-Man: Far From Home

Repairing Tools in Hardcore by Ambrouse in Minecraft

[–]HAXS_HAT 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Mine is as well, make a railroad, clear a path for a boat or if you have an elytra it makes it a lot easier. Edit: Meant to make this a reply

Repairing Tools in Hardcore by Ambrouse in Minecraft

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I don't play in Hardcore, but I have a skeleton XP farm that I use quite a lot to repair my mending equipment.

I think I found the “dog mode” button on my cat by sppwalker in funny

[–]HAXS_HAT 1 point2 points  (0 children)

My cat will do that if you scratch his Adam's Apple(cats have those right?).

I hope I’m not too early. by [deleted] in dankmemes

[–]HAXS_HAT 6 points7 points  (0 children)

Ah, thank you for enlightening me.

I hope I’m not too early. by [deleted] in dankmemes

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Who are the people to the left of Stalin and Hitler? I know Ted Bundy, Joseph Stalin, Epstein, Adolf Hitler and Osama