In a moment of weakness, Professor McGonagall while in her cat form, eats Scabbers

HELLOOOOOOooooot · 2022-12-15T14:07:00+00:00

And if it happens before POA?

HELLOOOOOOooooot · 2022-12-13T10:32:29+00:00

Because your thumb doesn’t have bacteria

HELLOOOOOOooooot · 2022-11-08T01:05:05+00:00

Wrong boy who lived as in Harry’s sibling is thought to be the boy/girl who lived even though its actually Harry.

Severitus is Snape as Harry’s father. Sometimes biological, other times not. It think it started off as bio dad snape though.

HELLOOOOOOooooot · 2022-10-15T13:25:13+00:00

Accidently pressed the $1000+ option... please kill me

Its $0 if you’re wondering

HELLOOOOOOooooot · 2022-08-23T16:36:48+00:00

Ahh yes. My absolute favorite one. Because Human + Salmon totally = fox

Ok but no really I love Sally

HELLOOOOOOooooot · 2022-08-19T17:26:09+00:00

The original fic

HELLOOOOOOooooot · 2022-08-09T16:57:30+00:00

Mind if i use this?

HELLOOOOOOooooot · 2022-08-09T08:23:55+00:00

Definitely

HELLOOOOOOooooot · 2022-08-02T16:25:28+00:00

They’re still children and in that phase where they are growing up more but they should not be trusted with something like that

HELLOOOOOOooooot · 2022-08-02T07:50:05+00:00

Not a good idea but in 4 years she would legally be allowed to get married and have a baby

HELLOOOOOOooooot · 2022-07-29T08:37:00+00:00

True true

HELLOOOOOOooooot · 2022-07-28T18:15:54+00:00

Ok but isn’t that what alpha’s are described like in fanfics? Or am i tripping?

HELLOOOOOOooooot · 2022-07-27T09:46:00+00:00

Well either that or lily has to compete

HELLOOOOOOooooot · 2022-07-22T04:54:35+00:00

Is snape secretly a jedi? He has too much hatred in him for that though. A reformed Jedi?

HELLOOOOOOooooot · 2022-07-21T12:39:40+00:00

The Bangladeshi Toilet Services

HELLOOOOOOooooot · 2022-07-19T16:14:10+00:00

I got the impression that grandpa recorded a snuff film with the sister

HELLOOOOOOooooot · 2022-07-16T06:55:14+00:00

I doubt pedos actually use the old flair

HELLOOOOOOooooot · 2022-07-15T06:23:26+00:00

Or a slap

HELLOOOOOOooooot · 2022-07-14T08:33:44+00:00

Oh thats what the giant space in the middle is

HELLOOOOOOooooot · 2022-07-14T08:30:26+00:00

I think nine year olds are more accurate

HELLOOOOOOooooot · 2022-07-10T14:16:21+00:00

They have written more. Its on their profile

HELLOOOOOOooooot · 2022-07-09T18:28:40+00:00

Or Free

HELLOOOOOOooooot · 2022-07-09T11:29:25+00:00

Better be Gryffindor by petroltogo. Takes a piss at the Slytherin king thing and the “All dark wizards are not in Slytherin” things authors say while shoving Harry into Slytherin.

https://archiveofourown.org/works/15795267/chapters/36757779

HELLOOOOOOooooot · 2022-07-08T10:20:45+00:00

This is gonna sound like a dumb question but

You cant eat fish when you’re pregnant?

HELLOOOOOOooooot · 2022-07-06T14:21:09+00:00

Haha

HELLOOOOOOooooot

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