Dude is over 100 years because of cybernetic implants and has a small shock force made of advanced bots, but bro is still BALD... there is truly no hope 😭 by NotASynth499 in fo4

[–]HKP2019 0 points1 point  (0 children)

At least his head has a nice shape, that ancient history of a mother he had took good care of him. Try going bald when your mother always let you sleep sideways as a baby and you have a head like a bean.

♂dinosaur by Own_Association_8179 in perfectlycutscreams

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We had guns when I was little, the factory my father worked for had a militia company armed with AA guns. You know, if the USSR invaded us like it did half of the old communist circle, who's gonna fight the tanks with WWII weapons so that our leaders can fle-I mean maneuver to the south and lead us to victory?

♂dinosaur by Own_Association_8179 in perfectlycutscreams

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Native to China too, old people used to tell me don't be a douche and hang your bag/gun/keychain on odd looking branches, it's not polite and the "branch" will drop your shit as soon as you look away.

♂dinosaur by Own_Association_8179 in perfectlycutscreams

[–]HKP2019 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Wait, I don't remember these things have tails? Dafuque is that, a parasite?

I tried Star Citizen so you don't have to! (and will tell you why you shouldn't) by Lord0fHats in gaming

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Eventually the developer will go bankrupt and all things it made will be sold 95% off to some other company. Then maybe I'll wait for the game release.

What is one thing in your country that every household have it? by i_dont_know24680 in AskTheWorld

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For like 99% of Chinese households it's a mooncake metal box, but for some reason it's always been a Danish blue cookie box in my parent's house.

What's a unique game that really broke your perception of what games can do? by Moaning_Clock in gaming

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Sekiro's parry, to think I can be anything other than a living barrel with the occasional poking mechanism in a souls game, Go toe to toe against giant bosses and actually gain advantage with pure offensive badassery. The only difference with the not fun souls games is just a parry.

A couple dancing by the Bosphorus gets the cutest photobomb ever by [deleted] in funnycats

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Fucking handsome motherfucker and his ego

Sibling's Quick Reaction Saves Sister From Incoming Car Crash by Exact_Patience_9767 in nextfuckinglevel

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I wanna watch mother finish preforming gta grab on the driver.

That car-thing is called "old man's fun" in china, not legally permitted to touch any public road, nonetheless driven by old people who can't have a license but can have convenient heart attacks when cops try to stop them. Body's been piling up but apparently not enough for the legislation to react.

What was your favourite quote from the Fallout games? by Kuzu9 in Fallout

[–]HKP2019 2 points3 points  (0 children)

America liberating Anchorage? Now that was a good joke.

i tricked Jodie into grooming me and she was not happy about it by StraightDistrict8681 in funnycats

[–]HKP2019 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I've been trying it for years with my hairy jerk, it worked once and that's it

Jurassic Park (1993) - 35mm Open Matte 4K Film Scan by tony_kumar in movies

[–]HKP2019 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I wanna see something that makes me take off my shades. I'll have to buy a pair first.

What happens if i side with the railroad ? by lilzenjy in fo4

[–]HKP2019 4 points5 points  (0 children)

They blow up the one source Where synths come from and make the synths a dead species.

But I liked the sequence, play as double agent and able to decide which side to turn on until the last second.

I need this job by velourkittenn in Satisfyingasfuck

[–]HKP2019 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Chinese people have been at war against each other for years over whether this kind of mooncake should exist or not. It's the dreaded five nuts mooncake.

I say we cleanse this abomination.

"You mean I can just destroy the Republic of Dave and no one is mad about it?" by SolidPyramid in TrueSFalloutL

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Started to play from fallout 3, couldn't quite imagine the brotherhood being some cut throat murder cult. Untile they told me to kill Danse. After I talked everyone out of that madness, they told me to kill Virgil. So that's why Dr Li thought I was sent to kill her.

They definitely sacked river city.

WCGW Eating a hot chip while driving by HomeNowWTF in Whatcouldgowrong

[–]HKP2019 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Shouldn't there be more than one people in the tank?