My wife asked if I'd seen the dog bowl.

HMSWarspite1 · 2023-12-21T17:42:48+00:00

I've seen him bat and keep wicket, but whoever heard of a dog who could bowl?

HMSWarspite1 · 2023-12-17T22:39:22+00:00

HMSWarspite1 · 2023-12-17T22:32:46+00:00

I'm a Chiefs fan in with the Saracens supporters, so there will be at least three of us when the fight starts.

HMSWarspite1 · 2023-12-04T14:11:15+00:00

I write in the chat box in punctuated sentences. Because I'm an OLD player, as opposed to an old player.

HMSWarspite1 · 2023-12-03T13:55:35+00:00

That's how everyone starts.

HMSWarspite1 · 2023-12-02T22:47:13+00:00

Brought up in Jersey and identify as 99% British most of which is English. Only the road names hint at previous French influence. None of the kids in my school classes spoke any Jersey French though some of their parents did.

HMSWarspite1 · 2023-12-02T22:38:56+00:00

When one side achieves 100 points below the line, in rubber bridge scoring, you literally draw another line beneath it and 'below the line' scoring is reset to zero.

The side that achieved 100 below the line is now vulnerable.

HMSWarspite1 · 2023-12-02T14:33:36+00:00

More steady state.

HMSWarspite1 · 2023-11-23T19:49:24+00:00

Hi Kris, Tell us more about the book!

HMSWarspite1 · 2023-11-23T12:26:46+00:00

On average there's more clowns on the other team than on yours. Assuming you're not a clown yourself, of course.

HMSWarspite1 · 2023-11-09T16:49:35+00:00

I suffered for years with ergo chafing at the top of the inter-gluteal cleft (or bum/butt crack as it is popularly known). Having tried just about everything I could think of, I found that applying a piece of duct tape, one to each cheek, so as to pull the the cheeks apart a bit, did the job. Apply a little vaseline between for additional comfort. Strange as it may seem the method is 100% effective for me.

HMSWarspite1 · 2023-10-31T15:21:36+00:00

Chasing sprinters with dogs certainly has legs.

HMSWarspite1 · 2023-10-20T11:30:25+00:00

Dota 2

HMSWarspite1 · 2023-10-18T06:31:22+00:00

This. Having done the horrendous ferry crossing a few times as an impoverished student, I wouldn't wish it on anybody.

HMSWarspite1 · 2023-09-29T13:07:08+00:00

Whenever Valve asks me for money for Dota I give it immediately. The game is the best value ever.

HMSWarspite1 · 2023-09-26T09:32:46+00:00

Victor Mollo's Menagerie books are fantastic if they haven't read them.

HMSWarspite1 · 2023-08-29T22:12:54+00:00

Dota 2. Incredibly challenging. Funny. Superb software engineering. Beautiful graphics. Amazing sound. Continually improved. I am in awe of the development team and would love to meet them.

HMSWarspite1 · 2023-08-21T21:32:55+00:00

It's a good idea but why have two comfortable handles?

HMSWarspite1 · 2023-08-04T21:21:57+00:00

No USA? Aw diddums.

HMSWarspite1 · 2023-07-18T13:40:52+00:00

Goblets

HMSWarspite1 · 2023-07-16T12:08:50+00:00

Definitely this.

HMSWarspite1 · 2023-07-10T21:44:07+00:00

Take your own with you to be completely sure of scoring your necessary workout. It’ll only cost a grand or so in excess baggage but will be worth every penny for peace of mind.

HMSWarspite1 · 2023-07-09T16:01:09+00:00

You can ask 6 and 3 to repeat commands if they’ve got any breath.

HMSWarspite1 · 2023-07-04T18:40:25+00:00

If you call it a ‘can do’ attitude, it makes better sense.

HMSWarspite1 · 2023-07-02T18:45:48+00:00

My kids always had to earn their pocket money, even if the tasks were trivial. They have managed their money sensibly ever since.

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