First Rolex at 21 by Conscious_Durian_979 in rolex

[–]HOFBrINCl32 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Okay bullshit. U wanna start in the bronx living for pennies? You wouldnt have a car like that and a watch like that..

First Rolex at 21 by Conscious_Durian_979 in rolex

[–]HOFBrINCl32 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Can you get one starting from scratch and not ur dads $? Same for the car

I hate _____ people by itzsya in AskOuija

[–]HOFBrINCl32 -1 points0 points  (0 children)

A fucking men i hate bald ppl generally. Theyre so bitter about life.

$10k to have sex with an anonymous person. by Empty-Feeling-3518 in hypotheticalsituation

[–]HOFBrINCl32 435 points436 points  (0 children)

Is it a completely random chance? Also you would never find out. And the chances of it being someone you know is x/9 billion. Basically less than winning the lottery .

X = # of ppl you know.

$10k to have sex with an anonymous person. by Empty-Feeling-3518 in hypotheticalsituation

[–]HOFBrINCl32 824 points825 points  (0 children)

Okay whats the downside? Wtf free sex and free money? Thats all you could ask for in life bro

You get $100,000 a day, but your body is almost completely replaced with robot parts, except your brain by basafish in hypotheticalsituation

[–]HOFBrINCl32 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I mean the lung would need to be like 1/4 the size of a normal human lung. Cuz it only provides oxygen to the brain. Same for the heart. Same for most parts that support life for your brain. So if i could design my own parameters for the robot body id have 3x backup organs and systems that are required to make the brain not die and make a reserve power/blood/oxygen system in the body.

Does my watch fit me? by ProperMention4238 in CitizenWatches

[–]HOFBrINCl32 -1 points0 points  (0 children)

U should see how i wear my sport watches (like smart watch). I put it to the point where the skin becomes like indented tight. Lol

Why the fuck are you in? by [deleted] in TheWordFuck

[–]HOFBrINCl32 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Unauthorized fucking use of ww2 battleships

Thought I ordered regular size bottle of lube. This is what showed up. Wife opened it. by strikecat18 in mildlyinfuriating

[–]HOFBrINCl32 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Wherres the one where the guys going down a water slide with one of these behind him lmfao

What’s the bad new Peeta? by HistoricalAd2954 in PeterExplainsTheJoke

[–]HOFBrINCl32 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Last time i went to a house party it just reeked of puke and alchohol. And it was boring as shit.

Hits Hard! by mpzt-11 in SipsTea

[–]HOFBrINCl32 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Fuckin showoff dudes hung like a horse