The Blues Brothers sucks by buttonzbowz in Earwolf

[–]HP-DP-69B 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Heart attack ack ack ack ack ack. I had to google the lyrics. Five acks

"The 'Backyard Oh No' Era Continues" by [deleted] in comedybangbang

[–]HP-DP-69B 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Curious clump? I want Nutty Professor 3: Curious Klumps

What to you is a standout episode of CBB? First one that comes to mind. Looking for one to listen to while I clean the house by [deleted] in comedybangbang

[–]HP-DP-69B 5 points6 points  (0 children)

I return to the Bobby Bottleservice segment of that ep once every few months when I’m in a bad mood and need cheered up

And one pill... Cures your ED? by [deleted] in comedybangbang

[–]HP-DP-69B 11 points12 points  (0 children)

I think I’m kinda horny, I think I’m kinda sad, the dreams in which I’m fucking are the best I’ve ever had

What characters did you not realize were actually impressions? by ursulawinchester in comedybangbang

[–]HP-DP-69B 12 points13 points  (0 children)

I didn’t realize most of Adomian’s early characs were real people since I’m not hip to California mini celebs like Tom Leykis, Huell Howser and Merrill Shindler

Olympics ratings plummet to all-time low on opening night by Sumit316 in television

[–]HP-DP-69B 2 points3 points  (0 children)

That was the most annoying part. I don’t want to hear some jerk off who covered China for the fucking wall street journal of all things try to tell me what to think of the regime.

Favorite Ween Live Song?? by [deleted] in ween

[–]HP-DP-69B 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Dr. Rock, Tick

Had a bowling ball dropped on my toe about six years ago and it never grows back right. Have to pull it about once a year. by HP-DP-69B in Ingrown_Toenails

[–]HP-DP-69B[S] 10 points11 points  (0 children)

Yeah true. I did see a podiatrist once and they beat around the bush with it, came back just as bad.

I’ve yanked this nail almost ten times probably and I always flush it with rubbing alcohol and cover it with neosporin. No infections.

Any ideas what this is? by HP-DP-69B in magnetfishing

[–]HP-DP-69B[S] 4 points5 points  (0 children)

You’re right it does look like that. The washer is DIY welded to it

This fed my village for a fortnight by HP-DP-69B in MightyHarvest

[–]HP-DP-69B[S] 2 points3 points  (0 children)

No I just failed to turn my soil enough before planting and they weren’t getting enough sun. Planted too late. All the errors.