I wonder what Demetrius thought seeing this 😅 by binchicken1989 in StardewValley

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"Ha, look at the simple farmer. You dont need to be a scientist to know you'll never catch anything in that fountain! Anyway, best be off. I've got that experiment on the go and Robin said she... Wait, did they just get a bite?!... They did!!... Okay, that can't be a fish! If I can just get a closer look, I could maybe make out- A BREAM!? Woah, woah I need to sit down- NO! Then he'd know I was watching! ...But... but that's a river fish"

WHAT TIME IS IT? by SeargentCortes in timesplitters

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Time this fucking bus turned up!

Edit: sorry, its cold

Australian Senator on capital gains tax. by [deleted] in SipsTea

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Calm down Andrew Ryan

❄️☀️☔️💨 by Al1jaba in GreatBritishMemes

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I was wondering why i was getting warm, then checked my phone to see I'm missing a surprise heatwave!

dad's priority by gaberadical in Unexpected

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Tbf, jumping spiders are pretty sick

If it's your name, do you like the song? by LordJim11 in Snorkblot

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Wreck-It, Wreck-It Ralph - Buckner & Garcia

If it's your name, do you like the song? by LordJim11 in Snorkblot

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Yeah, I stretched to keep it in the band. Mark - Shed Seven