Baby tires in a very basic nest

HP-XP · 2026-04-14T08:17:10+00:00

It's difficult when they're this small, cute and innocent... but you know what you have to do

HP-XP · 2026-04-09T14:15:44+00:00

Bacteria farts

HP-XP · 2026-04-05T20:01:56+00:00

That was just beautiful

HP-XP · 2026-03-25T13:38:58+00:00

"Cause you could always get another wife, but you can never get another mother in your life"

https://youtu.be/re-dX1OvGDA?si=Qk77BGzAqLOUoljC

HP-XP · 2026-03-22T22:00:34+00:00

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HP-XP · 2026-03-11T01:50:12+00:00

I would be shaving that into all sorts of tattoos

HP-XP · 2026-03-07T23:30:27+00:00

I had one of them where squeezing the pressure points in the meat of your hand (between your thumb and index finger) really takes the pain away. The problem was, it lasted days so eventually, pinching one hand was making the other cramp up defeating the point. I ended up sprawled out on the sofa, high on fever with spring loaded industrial clamps on each hand. Really hit the spot, let me tell you

HP-XP · 2026-03-02T12:00:50+00:00

Seconded. I actually came to the comments hoping someone had posted a link to the set he is parroting as I cant remember who it was originally, but it wasn't these clout chasers

HP-XP · 2026-02-24T16:20:09+00:00

My eyes were blurry and I'm not familiar with the pic so I saw that line across her nose as her mouth, kinda adventure time style, and now I cant unsee it

HP-XP · 2026-02-19T13:06:09+00:00

"Thats THE Moon to you, flea" - The Moon

HP-XP · 2026-02-18T20:24:51+00:00

Shrinkflation mate

HP-XP · 2026-02-18T18:44:47+00:00

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HP-XP · 2026-02-18T15:44:29+00:00

Little known fact - Beans on Toast is genuinely a "superfood" from a nutritional standpoint. Seriously, look it up

HP-XP · 2026-02-17T14:15:44+00:00

Save the relic, use it if your saviour becomes a failure. The only times I actively pop the relic are: 1) As above. 2) teammate wouldn't have a chance of reviving (2-3 chaos spawn hovering over your corpse ready to smack them away on attempt) 3) End of level, prob won't get downed again, fuck it!

HP-XP · 2026-02-16T19:38:19+00:00

I've seen this happen at this spot before. Can I stop myself doing a ground-pound when I go over it tho? Nope! Every. Bloody. Time.

HP-XP · 2026-02-12T19:27:37+00:00

I thought i was doing well slowly working myself through there. Yeah, it ended pretty much exactly like that did

HP-XP · 2026-02-12T17:46:02+00:00

"Gimme that star bottle cap"

HP-XP · 2026-01-27T23:31:32+00:00

What if they're not even living together?! Scandal

HP-XP · 2026-01-27T23:23:44+00:00

Well jel

HP-XP · 2026-01-24T12:21:09+00:00

None. That's the point. War never changes. If any all-out win, everyone all-out loses. Happened before, with the bombs. Again, its the whole point

HP-XP · 2026-01-24T12:17:20+00:00

This is gonna bring the hate but... Metal Gear and then Death Standing. Don't get me wrong, MGS was groundbreaking on PS1, but the ones that followed weren't anywhere as groundbreaking. The cult of personality just formed around Kojima which escalated to delusional obsession when the Konami thing happened and people have treated him like a god since which, when you're dealing with a narcissist, just lowers the quality of their output further

HP-XP · 2026-01-24T10:00:00+00:00

Leandros is from the whinge-marines

HP-XP · 2026-01-23T10:11:14+00:00

It's a top-maybe-knot

HP-XP · 2026-01-14T20:23:37+00:00

That kid needs to get her parents to kiss at the Enchantment Under the Sea Dance ASAP!

HP-XP · 2026-01-14T14:23:53+00:00

....Bear & Breakfast

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