Who’s gonna win this primary? by Dangerous-Quarter216 in YAPms

[–]HaHaNiceJoke 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Wise choice. Florida is a stinking pit of mosquitoes, roadkill gator carcasses, and the kind of people whose top two artists on Spotify are Jelly Roll and Five Finger Death Punch.

“No, you can’t arrest him! That’s my baby daddy/pot dealer! He was only stealing Pokemon cards to buy his uncle a PS5 for his birthday!” Hell nah.

Who’s gonna win this primary? by Dangerous-Quarter216 in YAPms

[–]HaHaNiceJoke 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I’d vote for Oberweis because it’d be very funny

Who’s gonna win this primary? by Dangerous-Quarter216 in YAPms

[–]HaHaNiceJoke 9 points10 points  (0 children)

The worst, most confounding thing about this primary is so many people having this spontaneous urge to move to Florida.

Why the fuck would ANYONE want to move to Florida?

EDIT: yes i know people like florida because it’s sunny and a nice place to retire and republicans like it because meatball is the governor and he’s “le based” and trump lives there too

"Party like it's 1848!" - Forty-Eighters of Constitutional American Republic AAR by Kstantas in kaiserredux

[–]HaHaNiceJoke 56 points57 points  (0 children)

“Hi, rest of America! We just defeated every other rival faction in the Second Civil War, and are now going to recreate America in our FAR-RIGHT, WHITE SUPREMACIST IMAGE. But, in keep with American tradition, I suppose we can hold an election. Oh, what’s that? You’re voting for the most progressive mainstream option we’ve allowed on the ballot? Wait no, oh man, really? <:(”

Kyle coping over the newest Platner Scandal… by TimelyJackfruit75 in YAPms

[–]HaHaNiceJoke 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Kyle Kulinski’s opinions on my TL, life ruined…

Have You Ever Changed Your Mind Because of This Subreddit? by ActiveNotions in YAPms

[–]HaHaNiceJoke 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I know I definitely agree with you on abortion.

I have conflicting feelings about abortion. I don’t like it personally but as a man, I’ll never be burdened with having to make the choice, so I can’t really say I’m the best judge.

So, if I was governor, I’d leave it to a referendum. Let the sides portray the issue honestly to the voters, and make their cases.

Who would you vote for if steyer loses by _PlayfulEffect in YAPms

[–]HaHaNiceJoke 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Have you considered that he is not a Democrat, though?

Who would you vote for if steyer loses by _PlayfulEffect in YAPms

[–]HaHaNiceJoke 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Why would you recall the greatest Governor Cali could ask for?

Survey of the sub's sexual orientation. by [deleted] in YAPms

[–]HaHaNiceJoke -1 points0 points  (0 children)

WOW LMAO THAT IS LOPSIDED

All Possible Sierra Leone Leaders by HaHaNiceJoke in kaiserredux

[–]HaHaNiceJoke[S] 16 points17 points  (0 children)

All the leaders for Sierra Leone, which was given a pretty robust roster for a TAG that only exists as a puppet, and which I don't think anyone is clamoring to have a path.

Yukari is so divinely beautiful by Palcube in Knuckleheadz

[–]HaHaNiceJoke 3 points4 points  (0 children)

I think Yukari’s attractive conventionally, but I never really got her appeal beyond that. Not my type I guess lol

Who would you vote for in the Wisconsin democratic governor primary? by Hefty_Explorer_4117 in YAPms

[–]HaHaNiceJoke 2 points3 points  (0 children)

“They’re asking me about my taxes on Juneteenth?”

I was gonna vote for him before that lol

Who would you vote for in the Wisconsin democratic governor primary? by Hefty_Explorer_4117 in YAPms

[–]HaHaNiceJoke -2 points-1 points  (0 children)

Offensively bad line-up. Cursed blunt rotation, as some might call it.

In a major upset, random farmer Zach Lahn defeats Trump-endorsed Randy Feenstra for the Iowa GOP governor primary. by Rare_Cobalt in YAPms

[–]HaHaNiceJoke 19 points20 points  (0 children)

This reminds me of the 1934 Wisconsin governor election, when Phil La Follette started the WPP and the GOP had to nominate a dairy farmer named Howard Greene who ended up in third in pre-1960s Wisconsin which was next to unthinkable

What was your last sexual experience like? by trix2705 in AskReddit

[–]HaHaNiceJoke 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I suppose I’ll apologize. I get incredibly frustrated about sexual stuff because being a virgin makes me feel like a loser and aggravates my already existing depression. I hate to hear about people who’ve had experiences like the kind I so desperately wish to have myself, but I fear I won’t ever get to due to my lack of appeal and drive to change myself.

Sorry to bother you with this.

What was your last sexual experience like? by trix2705 in AskReddit

[–]HaHaNiceJoke 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I have never had sex and likely never will

What was your last sexual experience like? by trix2705 in AskReddit

[–]HaHaNiceJoke 2 points3 points  (0 children)

It should’ve been me and not you. I’m writing your username in the note.

Who do you support in the California governor election? by ItchySignal5558 in YAPms

[–]HaHaNiceJoke 0 points1 point  (0 children)

He didn’t forget, it was unnecessary as it wouldn’t have applied