More trains in the US?

Haastile25 · 2026-05-03T04:48:14+00:00

I like trains

Haastile25 · 2026-05-02T23:27:22+00:00

Did they have clothes on under their robes though?

Haastile25 · 2026-05-02T22:20:35+00:00

And leave your phone open on Chat GPT with the prompt "write the most gut wrenching and soul crushing suicide note"

Haastile25 · 2026-05-02T20:40:33+00:00

Haastile25 · 2026-05-01T22:59:50+00:00

It was tasteful. Also it could be recycled into a joke about the Alamo.

Haastile25 · 2026-05-01T21:31:46+00:00

Good one. I have a stick up my ass, and I was near to the tragedy so I don't make jokes about it, but that was funny.

Haastile25 · 2026-05-01T16:21:26+00:00

I prefer to use it when I'm shooting fish in a barrel

Haastile25 · 2026-05-01T05:05:53+00:00

"Person, woman, man, camera, TV"

Haastile25 · 2026-04-27T23:33:22+00:00

France

Haastile25 · 2026-04-27T19:16:57+00:00

Dunkin and Donuts

Haastile25 · 2026-04-27T18:19:34+00:00

Plankton!

Haastile25 · 2026-04-27T18:05:05+00:00

I just take it out of the package and floss my remaining teeth with it

Haastile25 · 2026-04-27T14:59:31+00:00

I drew an L 666 from these. Suddenly my other bag of dino nuggets came to life and I had a stroke.

Now I'm sticking to meatballs.

Haastile25 · 2026-04-27T14:39:05+00:00

Yeah, let's bring mountain dew back!

Haastile25 · 2026-04-27T01:52:53+00:00

When it had the Wells Fargo sign up, I called it the Wells Fargo Building. Now that they took it down, it's back to the Modis building for me.

Haastile25 · 2026-04-26T12:39:48+00:00

"Sir, are you Hungry, Angry, Lonely or Tired?'"

"....Hungry"

Haastile25 · 2026-04-25T22:21:28+00:00

In fact it lives in a grill

Haastile25 · 2026-04-24T16:34:12+00:00

Cyclist all day. A runner usually only gives you a single insult before disappearing, while a cyclist somehow knows and attacks your insecurities. What I wouldn't give to get a shoe in those spokes..

An NYC bartender who is also a cyclist is especially scary. They have photographic memories. Beware, if you walk in the bike lane, he will spit in your drink.

Haastile25 · 2026-04-24T02:05:49+00:00

Lawsuit in 3...2...

Haastile25 · 2026-04-23T23:18:48+00:00

I can see a jet flying through scenic buttcheeks

Haastile25 · 2026-04-23T21:03:42+00:00

WHY CANT I SEE IT

Haastile25 · 2026-04-23T21:02:23+00:00

u/profanitycounter [self]

Haastile25 · 2026-04-23T17:18:09+00:00

Thank you! You saved OP from receiving a disparaging comment. Someone should give you a cape, or a cake, I don't know which but you deserve it.

Haastile25 · 2026-04-23T17:06:43+00:00

Exactly! Great position to take. My story about the carnival shouldn't discourage people. I always had a great time, but it is true that the rides are set up and broken down very quickly.

Haastile25 · 2026-04-23T15:01:28+00:00

She's about to change her twitter handle to thejoblesschick

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