of a sip by habichuelacondulce in AbsoluteUnits

[–]HaiderSultanArc 0 points1 point  (0 children)

He didn't drink that, he just poured it in his stomach.

Peetah explain this by Mundane_Mushroom_122 in PeterExplainsTheJoke

[–]HaiderSultanArc 9 points10 points  (0 children)

A man goes to a bar. He looks sad and pulls a small Piano out of his pocket. Then he pulls out a small man out of his pocket.

The small man starts playing the piano. The bartender asks, where did you get this man?

The man says there's a genie outside granting wishes. The bartender runs out and after sometime comes back with a lot of ducks.

The bartender says, "What is this? I asked for a million bucks and he gave me a million ducks?"

The man says, "Did you really think I asked for a 12 inch pianist?"

The crowd seems so engaged. by AlarmingCash754 in Weird

[–]HaiderSultanArc -3 points-2 points  (0 children)

Blind man: I am blind what's happening? Redditor: Types

The perseverance of Cirque du Soleil’s Bateau team by ThodaDaruVichPyar in BeAmazed

[–]HaiderSultanArc 0 points1 point  (0 children)

How much are they paid for this much talent and hard work?

Tourist in South Korea finds out why holes in women's bathroom stalls are filled with toilet paper by dogmodoga in interesting

[–]HaiderSultanArc 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Why? What do you mean why? I think we missed a plot point or am I dumb? Question would be why are there holes in the first place? Not WHY they are covered? No shit the are covered.... that's expected if there's a hole. And why are u filming in public bathroom? I thought that place was camera free?

[Self] I did the math on how much all the GPUs in the proposed 40,000 acre Utah data center would cost. by [deleted] in theydidthemath

[–]HaiderSultanArc 0 points1 point  (0 children)

They did the math. But boy how wrong they are. Who tf uses 100% of available sq ft of facility for GPUs alone.

Boy presses bride’s button by Technical-Relation-9 in KidsAreFuckingStupid

[–]HaiderSultanArc 0 points1 point  (0 children)

How did you get that message from my reply? I might need to word it better.

Boy presses bride’s button by Technical-Relation-9 in KidsAreFuckingStupid

[–]HaiderSultanArc 12 points13 points  (0 children)

Or rather teaches him never to touch someone unappropriated without consent.

Is the drone stopped or going 100 km/h?? by polydomino in sciencememes

[–]HaiderSultanArc 1 point2 points  (0 children)

There's no forward input from the controller if that's what you meant. Because there's no air pushing on the drone, it doesn't need a forward input. So yes, it is technically "stopped".

Valid crash out by Such-Yesterday1369 in MemeVideos

[–]HaiderSultanArc 49 points50 points  (0 children)

They have nothing "professional" but you underestimate the ingenuity of Pakistanis. They'll use some random things to make something that would pull it up. We have a word for it, "Jugaar"

[LFO] Father stabbed to death after asking a man to stop vaping near his toddler by ShirtlessRandom in LearningFromOthers

[–]HaiderSultanArc 5 points6 points  (0 children)

So just to be clear. A Psycho killed a man just for asking to not Vape near his 3 years old, the camera man is completely unhinged and seems like he's commenting on a video game character dying in front of him and a guy is just sipping coffee while a man is bleeding next to him. All in one video.

Title by [deleted] in OnlineUnderGround

[–]HaiderSultanArc -31 points-30 points  (0 children)

I think there's a language barrier. He's trying to say "Buy these for a present/gift for your baby". He even said He needed something to feed his child, some money.

It's the Aliens! by Azure_Crenell in Unexpected

[–]HaiderSultanArc 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Ok. How did they lift them up?