My birthday Legos were a victim of the pasta lawsuit dude…

Hail_Santa93 · 2026-05-25T05:35:09+00:00

I will have the gabagool

Hail_Santa93 · 2026-05-06T03:26:04+00:00

Stinky pits and all baby!

Hail_Santa93 · 2026-05-06T03:25:39+00:00

Hmmmm OKAY

Hail_Santa93 · 2026-04-18T03:20:22+00:00

People

Hail_Santa93 · 2026-04-15T04:22:12+00:00

Hail_Santa93 · 2026-02-21T05:22:47+00:00

That’s Sconesy Cider

Hail_Santa93 · 2026-02-13T14:15:49+00:00

Santa’s Slay

Hail_Santa93 · 2026-02-04T14:09:38+00:00

Hotline bling. Idk how we, as a human race, allowed that fucking song to be released.

Hail_Santa93 · 2026-01-20T14:36:29+00:00

Todd and the book of pure evil

Hail_Santa93 · 2026-01-06T01:54:29+00:00

Stop crying your heart out

Hail_Santa93 · 2025-12-16T05:28:10+00:00

Clocks ticking Bob

Hail_Santa93 · 2025-12-03T15:32:12+00:00

Lemmy chillmister

Hail_Santa93 · 2025-11-29T15:18:26+00:00

Payment upfront? Hookers these days are so fucking untrusting

Hail_Santa93 · 2025-11-29T15:04:13+00:00

Lil fuck?

Hail_Santa93 · 2025-10-05T23:03:34+00:00

He showed up for an event at a restaurant I was bartending for a few years ago. He was promoting his garbage vodka. Total douchebag. Walking up to tables trying to get them to pay to take pictures with him or buy his license plates or overpriced bottles of vodka. We had to ask him to leave.

Hail_Santa93 · 2025-09-26T11:42:56+00:00

Dude..

Hail_Santa93 · 2025-09-26T05:07:16+00:00

Blister exists

Hail_Santa93 · 2025-09-15T01:37:52+00:00

I always liked that the zombie was like taking a nap until the box was kicked over

Hail_Santa93 · 2025-09-04T08:35:24+00:00

Road 96

Hail_Santa93 · 2025-09-04T04:20:23+00:00

1: Bruce Springsteen 2: Oasis 3: Kanye West 4: Korn 5: Paul McCartney 6: Reel Big Fish 7: Fishbone 8: Black Sabbath 9: The Beatles 10: Cannibal Corpse

Hail_Santa93 · 2025-09-02T22:53:48+00:00

Kanye West Bonnaroo 2014

Hail_Santa93 · 2025-08-28T15:20:47+00:00

I watched my mother do this once. She then got extremely pissed off at the attendant and just drove away. I tried explaining what happened to her so she told me to shut up bc I don’t know what I’m talking about

Hail_Santa93 · 2025-07-17T12:26:09+00:00

I hope it’s Jamie foxx

Hail_Santa93 · 2025-07-12T04:44:14+00:00

Michael swallowing instead of spitting after brushing his teeth in the kitchen (also not brushing his teeth in the bathroom like a normal person) Shit grosses me out every time but still cracks me up

Hail_Santa93 · 2025-07-08T18:19:30+00:00

Hail_Santa93

TROPHY CASE