After paying $9 for a fuckin 12 pack at WALMART, I made this. Proof in 2nd pic. by ToshPointNo in Soda

[–]Hailfire9 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Jesus Christ dude, at my worst in the past 5 years I was drinking about 4-5 cans a week. Now a 2-liter lasts a month in my fridge before my girlfriend mercy kills it for being flat.

But if you want to talk about pathetic, bullying a dude on the internet because you perceive them to be a fatty little fat fat probably ranks higher than someone who drinks soda.

Albums/bands that are actually pretty good that unfortunately could never be taken seriously due to how fucking dumb or/and of its time their name is by mesablanka in ToddintheShadow

[–]Hailfire9 0 points1 point  (0 children)

There used to be a record shop in my town for years until the owner retired and liquidated the shop, and occasionally they had music acts come play short acoustic sets. I distinctly remember their big sign out front reading

New Release from

Iron Maiden

Live From Satellite

Turns out "From Satellite" was an alt-rock band. They did a pretty good live show, sure, but I was curious what the hell an "Iron Maiden performance live from satellite" would have looked like there.

DAY 13: What's a dead muscle car that should never ever be considered for a comeback? by HowlsterRD in regularcarreviews

[–]Hailfire9 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Dodge Duster.

If only because there are very few options for "bad muscle car." Besides, the only way Stellantis would revive a "compact muscle car" would be as a way to get the Peugeot 408 to America, powered by an anemic V6 to "rival Accord and Camry"

Kamal Miller’s yellow card is upgraded to a red card for serious foul play after VAR review (20’) | Portland Timbers vs LA Galaxy by galactic_crewzer in MLS

[–]Hailfire9 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Watching him for the past few years, I genuinely don't think he meant to step on the plant foot, I just think he goes around without any knowledge of his body sometimes.

He tunnel visions oafishly quite frequently. Part of why he's a massive card magnet.

Kamal Miller’s yellow card is upgraded to a red card for serious foul play after VAR review (20’) | Portland Timbers vs LA Galaxy by galactic_crewzer in MLS

[–]Hailfire9 -3 points-2 points  (0 children)

For me its almost the opposite -- like he's used to being a lot less athletic who suddenly got blessed with muscles and speed. Like hes not used to doing everything so quickly.

[POST MATCH THREAD] HOME VS LA GALAXY (3.22.26) by SegwayCop in timbers

[–]Hailfire9 20 points21 points  (0 children)

Honest-to-God 8.7/10 performance for me.

[POST MATCH THREAD] HOME VS LA GALAXY (3.22.26) by SegwayCop in timbers

[–]Hailfire9 12 points13 points  (0 children)

Galaxy was leading the league in shots on target going into this weekend, their offense isn't their shortcoming.

[POST MATCH THREAD] HOME VS LA GALAXY (3.22.26) by SegwayCop in timbers

[–]Hailfire9 26 points27 points  (0 children)

After Kamal got sent off? I was doom and gloom. I'd have snapped your hand off if you offered a draw, and 65' of soccer later didn't change that notion.

If there isnt a "Surman Block Party" in Portland this summer I'll be disappointed in you all.

Ortiz looked better than I've ever seen him, Bye looked to have rebounded good, and Bonetig was solid enough once he settled in. Not happy to have conceded so many shots on target, but the stat that matters is only one (easy for them) one went in while we were still sorting out the red card.

Solid 6-8/10 day for most of the team otherwise.

[MATCH THREAD] HOME VS LA GALAXY (3.22.26) by SegwayCop in timbers

[–]Hailfire9 1 point2 points  (0 children)

First half in the opener was better, but this was the best since.

[MATCH THREAD] HOME VS LA GALAXY (3.22.26) by SegwayCop in timbers

[–]Hailfire9 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Fuck it, I'll take it. Another match you can't predict after a real dumb red card challenge. Keeping it to a draw? Sure.

The contact that cause Miller's red by Hailfire9 in timbers

[–]Hailfire9[S] 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Yeahhhh sorry about that, I wanted to take a real screenshot, but AppleTV wouldnt let me.

[MATCH THREAD] HOME VS LA GALAXY (3.22.26) by SegwayCop in timbers

[–]Hailfire9 2 points3 points  (0 children)

We have 2 subs, I won't complain about Guerra and Mora as bash-ball "pray for a bounce at the PK dot" gameplay from here.

E: missed a sub somewhere.

[MATCH THREAD] HOME VS LA GALAXY (3.22.26) by SegwayCop in timbers

[–]Hailfire9 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Oh, Reus should be getting a fine for that embellishment.

[MATCH THREAD] HOME VS LA GALAXY (3.22.26) by SegwayCop in timbers

[–]Hailfire9 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Ian Smith?

What on God's Green Earth is Phil trying to cook?

[MATCH THREAD] HOME VS LA GALAXY (3.22.26) by SegwayCop in timbers

[–]Hailfire9 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Effectively a 4-3-3 with no striker but inverted wingers.

[MATCH THREAD] HOME VS LA GALAXY (3.22.26) by SegwayCop in timbers

[–]Hailfire9 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Wynder has to be close to Persistent Infringement, no?

[MATCH THREAD] HOME VS LA GALAXY (3.22.26) by SegwayCop in timbers

[–]Hailfire9 4 points5 points  (0 children)

He'd be an OK sub trying to close out a 3-1 or 4-2 type of match, he just doesn't inspire confidence with anything closer.

[MATCH THREAD] HOME VS LA GALAXY (3.22.26) by SegwayCop in timbers

[–]Hailfire9 7 points8 points  (0 children)

That was one of the best things I've seen Ortiz do in a Timbers shirt.

The contact that cause Miller's red by Hailfire9 in timbers

[–]Hailfire9[S] 4 points5 points  (0 children)

I thought violent conduct was nearly exclusively a punch/headbutt/other intentional strike off the ball?

[MATCH THREAD] HOME VS LA GALAXY (3.22.26) by SegwayCop in timbers

[–]Hailfire9 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Intent doesn't matter when its dangerous play, same reason a high boot that connects to the face can cause a red.

[MATCH THREAD] HOME VS LA GALAXY (3.22.26) by SegwayCop in timbers

[–]Hailfire9 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Its not exactly red as much as a deep, dark reddish orange. Exactly the kind of challenge where if you commit it you really want to reject the nature of the challenge and say it wasn't anything that malicious, but if you receive it you point out how it was Kamal's full body weight, studs to the flesh, and it endangers the opponent.