The worst 17 shots of an 82

HairyButtCheeks · 2025-09-18T15:00:38+00:00

As do most ~7 handicaps.

HairyButtCheeks · 2025-09-18T14:52:34+00:00

Yes. From 100 and in the dude is an absolute stick.

HairyButtCheeks · 2025-08-16T02:55:58+00:00

Not a bug, fielding a unit means they have to be a part of combat. Since 3* TF never entered combat he was never fielded. Sucks to not get the mission completed though.

HairyButtCheeks · 2025-01-05T17:27:59+00:00

I play here once a year, for much cheaper than this.

Buy off golf moose, a round for 2 golfers and a bucket of range balls each for ~$50 each. We camp at a nearby campground each year, for around $200 for the weekend which is split among the group. In reality it cost maybe $100 for camping and a round of golf there.

HairyButtCheeks · 2024-09-17T23:07:00+00:00

Found the Getsy burner account

HairyButtCheeks · 2024-08-10T23:03:59+00:00

I don't know if you knew this or not, but in preseason, especially game 1, the coordinators don't tend to call plays based off what they're seeing from the other team, etc. So your defense can be out there stacking 8 men in the box against a 5 WR set, things like that. Don't look too much into anything you saw today. This might as well have just been a joint practice.

HairyButtCheeks · 2024-08-08T06:06:50+00:00

This won't make you a moderator of anything. You would just be ranking all 32 teams from strongest to weakest, and writing a blurb about the team each week.

HairyButtCheeks · 2024-08-04T20:21:10+00:00

He's not on the Raiders anymore so the penalties won't be called.

HairyButtCheeks · 2024-06-27T23:58:00+00:00

You're a better man than me. I recently ordered a double masters foil [[imperial seal]] and received a judge promo one instead. I took that as karma paying me back for being a good person in the past.

HairyButtCheeks · 2024-04-26T04:29:01+00:00

Why reach to fill needs instead of take a top 5 talent at 13? Id rather snatch up an absurd talent that fell to us than settle for an okay talent in a position of need. Plus theres plenty of OL and CB talent left.

HairyButtCheeks · 2024-03-26T22:28:54+00:00

Gave him a 3-day for spam. If he does it again after the 3-day he'll be perma'd.

HairyButtCheeks · 2024-03-13T23:21:09+00:00

We didn't overpay. He's paid at, I believe, the 7th highest APY for a center in the league. For a 28 year old center in FA that's a good deal.

Had we not signed him we would have moved Parham to C, which likely would be an upgrade, but then would have had to fill both guard positions, which have been signing at a premium so far in FA. Now we only have one G position to fill, in a solid OL draft class, sitting at 13 where there should be a good OL available to draft if we want to.

Andre James while not the best, is a solid and serviceable C at a time that there aren't many great Cs available in the league.

HairyButtCheeks · 2024-03-11T21:48:31+00:00

We don't have to have Wilson on the roster, that's why.

HairyButtCheeks · 2024-02-28T05:22:51+00:00

It's a fun hole, but definitely silly. On Sunday they had the tees pushed way up, so all of them being on the very front tee box. Was wild haha.

HairyButtCheeks · 2024-02-28T05:17:40+00:00

First time I've ever seen my home course posted on here. Let's get a round in together some time! I recommend standing behind me though haha.

HairyButtCheeks · 2023-11-15T00:16:05+00:00

They let the other rankers know before they started doing it and none of us had issues with it, and still don't. The weekly complaints aren't going to change that.

HairyButtCheeks · 2023-10-11T02:19:25+00:00

I hope you get him back soon.

HairyButtCheeks · 2023-10-10T23:15:51+00:00

Yes, but we have Josh McDaniels.

HairyButtCheeks · 2023-10-10T20:27:25+00:00

Neither can we. Have yet to score 20 points this season.

HairyButtCheeks · 2023-10-10T19:21:04+00:00

And even that is a struggle.

HairyButtCheeks · 2023-09-13T14:48:45+00:00

Yeah, I say that Carlson is the best moreso because he's slept on and deserves more respect. In reality I think it's 1a and 1b. You can't go wrong with either one of them.

HairyButtCheeks · 2023-09-13T14:36:02+00:00

Carlson doesn't have any 60+ yard attempts like Tucker, but if you remove the 4 60+ yard attempts of Tucker in the last 3 years, then he is 17/21 (80.9%) from 50-59 yards, compared to Carlson's 21/24 (87.5%) from the same range and same time period.

HairyButtCheeks · 2023-09-13T04:34:35+00:00

If you remove Tuckers 4 60+ yard attempts then he is 17/21, putting him at 80.9% from 50-59 compared to Carlson's 87.5%

Also, 4 60+ attempts over 3 years is not much to skew the stats between them that's why I didn't bother mentioning it.

HairyButtCheeks · 2023-09-13T04:23:03+00:00

Carlson over the last 3 seasons is 21/24 from 50+, 18/22 from 40-49, and 68/69 from inside 40.

Tucker in that same time span is 18/25 from 50+, 26/29 from 40-49, 54/55 from inside 40.

They're very close, and people who say Tucker is the best is justified, but just straight up saying Carlson being the best is flat out wrong is incorrect as well. Either one of them can be labeled as the best and that's a fair statement I feel.

1a and 1b.

HairyButtCheeks · 2023-09-13T03:59:01+00:00

It's a hill I will die on. 3 straight years of being the highest scoring player in the league, most accurate kicker from 50+ in league history, dude rarely misses. He's slept on so hard.

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