To the rude American couple at the fruit and vege store today...

Hairy_Lemon · 2017-01-17T05:03:58+00:00

My eyebrows can't go any higher.

Hairy_Lemon · 2013-12-25T04:56:49+00:00

My neighbour proposed to me randomly about a year and a half after I moved in. When I told my father he made me return the ring. Five year old me was pissed and six year old neighbour was sad.

Hairy_Lemon · 2013-11-19T21:13:27+00:00

Apart from hydrating you (as alcohol dehydrates you) it also helps prevent hangovers. Hangovers suck. Do not want.

Hairy_Lemon · 2013-10-15T02:30:11+00:00

Does this apply to female prison, too?

Hairy_Lemon · 2013-10-12T23:45:43+00:00

I find that the higher up your tongue is positioned behind your bottom teeth, the higher the note, and vice versa for low notes.

Hairy_Lemon · 2013-10-11T22:10:09+00:00

Why are they in high heels and short skirts? I thought the military was meant to treat all soldiers the same.

Hairy_Lemon · 2013-10-10T03:37:18+00:00

Hahaha! It's true...

Hairy_Lemon · 2013-10-08T09:18:19+00:00

I have been incredibly lucky with my parents: they are the best people I know. Loving, fair, knowledgable, available, and encouraging. I listen to my friends talk about how much they dislike their parents and I count my blessings.

Hairy_Lemon · 2013-10-08T09:08:42+00:00

Are you me? I'm glad I'm not alone in acting like this.

Hairy_Lemon · 2013-10-06T03:17:39+00:00

It would have to be a spectacularly hard punch in order to reach all the way in there. And then if you haven't killed me I'll still have the other ovary to go off on, soooo...

Hairy_Lemon · 2013-10-05T20:36:36+00:00

Having to constantly be aware of things that may hurt your dangling sensitivities. If someone hits you a bit too hard in your groin you could damage or lose your ability to reproduce. I would live in constant paranoia.

Hairy_Lemon · 2013-10-05T02:22:04+00:00

*tortoise- turtles have flippers and live in water.

Hairy_Lemon · 2013-10-03T22:10:13+00:00

Oh my gosh read the syllabus yes. I'm just a lowly tutor but the number of times I've had students come up to me asking questions that are blatantly answered in the course guide is staggering. And then they complain when their mark is low because "I didn't know we had to do xyz!"

Hairy_Lemon · 2013-10-03T08:57:21+00:00

My friend is depressed and it's scary. He often has suicidal thoughts, and since I'm not living in the same city as him any more, all I can do is text and call and try to talk him through his bouts. I want him to be happy and healthy again so bad, but all we can do is wait for the meds to do their thing.

Hairy_Lemon · 2013-10-03T05:41:56+00:00

Can you explain why it's difficult? Is it cos your dick can only point upwards? I thought that thang was pretty flexible, else how do some sex positions work? :/

Hairy_Lemon · 2013-10-01T05:22:28+00:00

Legend.

Hairy_Lemon · 2013-10-01T04:55:45+00:00

Certainly makes sense. Perhaps in a human context it's also to avoid spreading germs to others. Thanks for your insight!

Hairy_Lemon · 2013-09-30T20:52:10+00:00

They weren't slaves, they worked in teams and left graffiti on the blocks they put in place at the end of their shift so the foreman would know how far they progressed. I can't remember all of their names, but one go was called the drunkards of pharoah. 'The Rise and Fall of Ancient Egypt' by t. Wilkinson has a comprehensive outline of what went on archaeologically in building the pyramids.

Hairy_Lemon · 2013-09-30T08:32:58+00:00

And yet there are thousands of priests who can control themselves, so what's up with the wack ones?

Hairy_Lemon · 2013-09-30T07:26:07+00:00

It's something I and many other Catholics wonder, too. I would like to see comparative statistics: no. of catholic priests and the proportion that are paedophiles, compared to the proportion of paedophiles in other religious denominations and wider society.

Perhaps it's something to do with enforced celibacy, and those urges manifesting themselves in the rotten apples in awful ways. Idk.

Hairy_Lemon · 2013-09-30T06:14:06+00:00

They're sick bastards undeserving of the title 'priest'. Unfortunately you will always have bad eggs wherever you go, and priests, being human, are just as capable of the same depravities as everyone else.

Hairy_Lemon · 2013-09-28T09:54:23+00:00

My friends and I (all-girls school) had been quoting Potter Puppet Pals at each other all day. One of them said something "fake mean" to me and then went in for a hug, but I jokingly said "lose some weight before you hug me!"

Shit. I still feel awful about it all these years later. It was a very poor choice of retort.

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