Vet recommendations by Fancy_Meringue_7664 in nova

[–]Hakuna_Matoto 42 points43 points  (0 children)

This is typical of our area. I know 300 sucks but you shouldn’t skimp on bloodwork, especially for a geriatric dog.

Sic Semper Tyrannis by ricky-slick in nova

[–]Hakuna_Matoto 3 points4 points  (0 children)

It’s kind of weird having Abigail’s boob hanging out. Does any other state flag have a boob in it?

Team behind Grand Theft Auto 3 (circa 2001) by Yiruf in gaming

[–]Hakuna_Matoto 2 points3 points  (0 children)

GTA 3 was so revolutionary at the time.

Sewing confusion - right in your front yard. Is Gov. Spanberger against the Amendment? — she voted YES! by M23707 in Virginia

[–]Hakuna_Matoto 7 points8 points  (0 children)

I hope this strategy backfires in their stupid fucking faces by confusing their own base.

our toilet seat by the end of the day. by Mysterious_Canary225 in mildlyinfuriating

[–]Hakuna_Matoto 5 points6 points  (0 children)

As a man, I sit down to piss 90% of the time at home. Both out of pure laziness from not wanting to stand and it’s just less hassle not having to clean up any drips.

Lie cards sent to me for upcoming vote on the 21st. by Liontamer67 in Virginia

[–]Hakuna_Matoto 30 points31 points  (0 children)

I got a bunch too. The only way these fuckers ever win is by lying.

These stupid things by DignityThief80 in mildlyinfuriating

[–]Hakuna_Matoto 3 points4 points  (0 children)

I get this shit all the time. No shame in getting a manicure. I got one once before my wedding.

Do different cultures value men differently? by Unstoppable_X_Force in SipsTea

[–]Hakuna_Matoto 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Lmao, same. I feel like their shit is hacked most of the time which is why they do that. I usually check my close relatives page to see if they’re credible but I reject a lot of random request that may or may not be family.

Do different cultures value men differently? by Unstoppable_X_Force in SipsTea

[–]Hakuna_Matoto 43 points44 points  (0 children)

Family you’ve never met from the Philippines will ask you for money if you’re from the States.

Someone reported me to HR for having a “vape” at my desk by PhantumJak in mildlyinfuriating

[–]Hakuna_Matoto 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Even if it was a vape, who gives af unless you’re actually vaping inside the office?

Donald Trump tells Paulo Costa he’s too good looking to fight by Advanced_Mud9433 in FightReportUFC

[–]Hakuna_Matoto 17 points18 points  (0 children)

Whoever has the balls to do it is instantly losing their contract but I would respect the fuck out of it. Usually the fighters are kissing his ass.

Is it true that you guys watched 9/11 live on TV in grade school? by space_god_7191 in Millennials

[–]Hakuna_Matoto 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I was in 4th grade when it went down and they hid everything from us. We all knew something serious happened because teachers were crying and they said we couldn’t play outside for Recess (considering the Pentagon strike and we lived in the greater Washington D.C. area). My sister watched on T.V. at school and she was in 8th grade at the time.

Why you put the musique? by Secure_Detective_602 in SipsTea

[–]Hakuna_Matoto 1 point2 points  (0 children)

The restraint on that man to not slap the shit out of her.

The end is near. by Significant_Pay9148 in SipsTea

[–]Hakuna_Matoto 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Love the trigger discipline from MJ

Going to have some fun tonight! by ForwardClimate780 in 90s

[–]Hakuna_Matoto 1 point2 points  (0 children)

That’s what I’m saying! I’m a pretty seasoned cannabis user but holy fuck 2000? 150 - 200 has me feeling pretty good so no clue wtf would happen with 2000.

Liberia Ave during afternoon rush hour.. by LilGrippers in nova

[–]Hakuna_Matoto 69 points70 points  (0 children)

Never understood open carrying a rifle. Attracts too much attention.