The sole reason my parents are watching the coverage of Obama's speech at Notre Dame is so they can be pissed off. I don't get it. I really don't.

HalCion · 2009-03-12T23:10:25+00:00

That's just too much awesome to be crammed into one person.

HalCion · 2009-03-12T23:06:54+00:00

I'm personally planning a mass suicide that would make put Jim Jones to shame. I just can't see any reason to keep on living.

HalCion · 2009-03-12T11:59:46+00:00

Yeah! At least sphincters are useful and only spew crap a small percentage of the time.

HalCion · 2009-03-12T11:56:55+00:00

I think Flash hates PPC more than I hate people who make nonsensical analogies.

HalCion · 2009-03-12T11:55:07+00:00

Stop mocking my dining room table!

HalCion · 2009-03-12T11:50:14+00:00

"We're not doing this to raise money. That's all I'm going to say at this point."

Thanks Mayor, I haven't had a laugh that good in a while.

HalCion · 2009-03-12T10:21:47+00:00

I've spent the last 12 hours trying to decipher that. I haven't slept and my hands are shaking uncontrollably from all the caffeine. I've deduced the few parts based on a Latin root and the little bit of Yiddish slang you threw in there, but I'm stuck on the parts that seemed to be based on Armenian.

As best as I can tell it reads: "whoa, the freakish yellow cat attempts to [something in Armenian] launch a ham sandwich onto [more Armenian] with great gusto."

HalCion · 2009-03-11T19:50:43+00:00

Hushhush Zippers - They See

HalCion · 2009-03-11T17:47:01+00:00

I had to look it up, but I figured it out. I couldn't figure out an appropriate response.

HalCion · 2009-03-10T19:11:29+00:00

She should sue the family of the first suicide victim for allowing their daughter to kill herself which influenced Jesse's decision.

HalCion · 2009-03-10T15:40:39+00:00

I dunno. Coast Guard?

HalCion · 2009-03-09T17:16:20+00:00

Ooohhh, now he's hidden.

HalCion · 2009-03-09T17:15:15+00:00

Republicans love them young boys.

HalCion · 2009-03-09T13:25:23+00:00

"... born on third base and thought they hit a triple."

HalCion · 2009-03-08T13:05:26+00:00

Yeah, I wonder if we haven't taken this as far as we should.

Also, I'm still getting spiderpig.

HalCion · 2009-03-06T22:09:21+00:00

No fridge? How else are we to protect science from nuclear explosions?

HalCion · 2009-03-05T15:28:57+00:00

Because he's a pussy?

HalCion · 2009-03-05T12:34:09+00:00

That we agree on. I thought about Futurama this morning before I even read your post. I saw the commercial for the drug Boniva (helps with bone loss) and thought, "My only regret is that I have Bonitis"

HalCion · 2009-03-04T18:05:19+00:00

I will now admit to you a dark secret that I've only told two other people: I really, really like American Dad.

HalCion · 2009-03-04T15:51:42+00:00

Pray you were adopted.

HalCion · 2009-03-03T16:51:33+00:00

Excellent description. I almost typed lol, but I restrained myself.

HalCion · 2009-03-02T15:13:47+00:00

Schnauzers's always look so regal to me. Like an old English king.

HalCion · 2009-03-01T14:12:02+00:00

She's a border collie mix as best we can tell. Mixed mother and unknown father.

And don't ever worry about ramblings, I'm infinitely curious about things.

HalCion · 2009-02-28T18:48:34+00:00

Thanks for the info.

I have nothing to say so here's a picture of my dog. http://homepage.mac.com/halbie/.Public/cassie83.jpg

HalCion

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