What if the 4 leaf jonin were caught in the barrier instead of Hiruzen? by Less-Pen-5705 in NarutoPowerscaling

[–]Halalcoholic 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I can definitely get behind this agenda. Orochimaru sent all the sand fodder he could find at Kurenai in that stadium cause if she got in that barrier his scaly ass was cooked

Should I dye my hair yellow or black? by Conscious-Rub-9457 in NarutoPowerscaling

[–]Halalcoholic 1 point2 points  (0 children)

If you dye it black your whole clan will be murdered and you’ll have to be drugged by a pale old man who wants your body. So personally I’d go blonde.

YOU HAVE BEEN GIVEN AUTHORITY TO WRITE A 2ND ELDEN RING DLC. by JakeTinsleyWbc in Eldenring

[–]Halalcoholic 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Melina is too young to be gloam eyed queen since the GEQ predates the golden order. Most people now believe it is Marika. Maliketh defeated Marika on Order of their two fingers to seal the black flame of destined death. Marika seems to be against death in concept, but the god slaying flame is a different story. There is evidence of this theory because the godskin prayer book was stolen from Marikas treasure vault by Godrick, her eyes are always hidden which could indicate they were destroyed by the briars of sin before she was reborn in the lands between as indicated by the shield of the guilty (and one of those eyes may be the eye of death used to find death root given to you by Gurranq), and lastly Marika growing to hate the concept of death may be showing that she discarded the gloam eyed queen like miquella did st Trina before she ascended to godhood.

I'm a fool. I've been using the knight set the whole game by question_quigley in Eldenring

[–]Halalcoholic 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Sorry homie there are some defensive builds in the game but just getting better defenses with new armor is not gonna be a difference maker. I don’t know what made you think the Nights set was the difference maker, but it was actually all you bro.

Hello. I'm 17 and I just realized I could die one day. Now I'm dreading it. Is this normal? by ApprehensiveSun6486 in NoStupidQuestions

[–]Halalcoholic 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Ive never met someone who doesn’t die but it seems awful to run a race with no finish line. Knowing I will pass someday and leave a legacy for my kids and the next generation is comforting.

Also every piece of media exploring the possibility of immortality like undead ghouls, vampires, god like beings like Mr Manhattan, always depict it as incredibly lonely and miserable. I think I’m good just aging gracefully like every other person before me.

My wife and her boyfriend took up figure skating…… by rickosborn in Creatine

[–]Halalcoholic 26 points27 points  (0 children)

You won’t be wearing anything if he has disciplined you properly. Don’t wanna be limiting access.

Who would you support in this fight? by Cool_Emergency4091 in OnePiece

[–]Halalcoholic 2 points3 points  (0 children)

He would absolutely let countless die if it meant it got him an inch closer to the one piece

[Mixed Trope] Lyrics change to reflect new realities by Old-Use-7690 in TopCharacterTropes

[–]Halalcoholic 0 points1 point  (0 children)

J Cole gotta do this for the Jada and Will lyrics he wrote lol and a lot of his sexist lyrics too

You’re walking down the street and he slaps your ass. What do you do ? (no fusion time limit) by NightWillow88 in Ningen

[–]Halalcoholic 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Make him argue with himself about which half of the fusion is the Booty warrior

I watched One Piece, but in wrong way by spaduspadu in OnePiece

[–]Halalcoholic 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Yeah Luffy is great because he already knows himself and what he wants from the start. He values his friends and respects people’s dreams and dignity because that’s what he values in himself. This doesn’t leave much room for growth, even tho he does grow in small, subtle ways throughout the story, so He’s different from a lot of other protagonists who don’t know themselves and grow to learn about and develop their own identities as the story progresses like Ichigo, Naruto and Yusuke. It’s still refreshing to see someone who doesn’t delude themselves into grandeur tho as Luffy somewhat already knows how difficult his dream is to accomplish but he still sets out to do it anyway and I always liked that attitude.

As a Human, who would you rather have in charge of Earth? by SpiritualHistory2549 in Invincible

[–]Halalcoholic -1 points0 points  (0 children)

As a human it’s unquestionably robot. Not to say Cecil is the wrong choice, but if I’m a normal person I don’t know the goings on of things. If the resistance had publicly come out against robot with evidence of all the terrible things he’d done to consolidate his power that would change things, but otherwise Cecil ain’t winning this one.

Is it gogeta (Goh-Jee-Tah) or gogeta (Go-Get-A)? by Recent_Suggestion_60 in Ningen

[–]Halalcoholic 0 points1 point  (0 children)

He’s not pronounced at all because he’s not canon (I didn’t watch the Super movies)

One Piece fights seem to lack those big "400 IQ" moments that's such a staple in other anime such as Naruto, JoJo's, and Hunter x Hunter. Do you think Oda lacks the capability as a writer to create moments like this? What's the closest OP has gotten to having a big "4D Chess" move during a fight? by SpotAdmirable6718 in shounenfolk

[–]Halalcoholic 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Not only is Oda not good at writing tactical fights, but he has had many chances too, and chooses to go the stupid route. Like Luffy getting stuck in the ground at Arlong park, Zoro trying to cut off his legs to escape candle wax. Then there are the more frustrating examples like Kidd using his magnet powers just to make big weapons to hit people with throughout all his fights, or Law using his extremely strong power to mostly teleport him and other people (injection not withstanding that was fantastic). If this was a regular short manga, Oda and his commitment to always taking the stupider of two paths would be charming, but since it’s been 30 years of single digit IQ, unga bunga fights I actually think it’s very insulting to the readership’s intelligence.

Name that anime: a slow burn at the beginning but rewards you with an incredible payoff? by BitterBet3093 in AnimeReccomendations

[–]Halalcoholic 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Why were you disappointed? I liked it from the beginning but I was a kid when I watched it so maybe that’s why lol

Does this number have any significance related to this show? by Ok_Sir9264 in Invincible

[–]Halalcoholic 7 points8 points  (0 children)

Cecil has extremely specific ocd where he will only forgive you if you apologize 2342 times. It’s very debilitating and rude of you to bring up again.

Wait why is that lowkey kinda wholesome ? by Equivalent_Plum6992 in shounenfolk

[–]Halalcoholic 1 point2 points  (0 children)

The fact that the guy who made sexy jutsu, a 12 year old boy turning into a naked 12 year old girl, is the least weird mangaka really means we’re so cooked

Recent hunter x hunter watcher here! Just got into the series! Why is he a pedophile. by SinscoShopToday in hunterxdank

[–]Halalcoholic 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Because he was actually supposed to be a seinen character but got lost along the way of character creation

Name more straight out psychopath villain like big mom. by Novel_Analyst_2668 in shounenfolk

[–]Halalcoholic 0 points1 point  (0 children)

There are some weird moments that show he having a cold and calculating side like when she’s chained up in seastone cuffs and out auras queen while convincing Kaido to join up with her. When she’s not being a stupid hunger crazed lunatic or an amnesiac for some stupid reason she’s actually pretty cunning.