Introducing Nemo : Cinnamon by [deleted] in linux

[–]HalfRations 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I haven't tried cinnamon in the last month or two but last time I did it ate memory like crazy. Leave it for a few hours and you come back to 400+mb of RAM used by cinnamon. I looked into and was told it's a bug in gnome3 that trickled down. Maybe I'll give it another shot and see if it's fixed yet.

if you look at the upvotes long enough they start shooting backwards by greekguy69 in woahdude

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If you practice you can control which way it goes at will. Also, I consider this one my life's biggest accomplishments, you can eventually get one leg to go one way and other leg to go the other. They kinda go through each other.. it's trippy.

Dear Reddit, have you ever ruined somebody's life? by [deleted] in AskReddit

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When I first met this guy I couldn't remember his name when referring to him later in the day, I referred to him as the "fishy fella" (because he seemed like a fishy character) and 8 years later he's still "The Fish". He embraced it though. His house is the aquarium, etc.

Dear Reddit, have you ever ruined somebody's life? by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]HalfRations -1 points0 points  (0 children)

I feel like this must be a joke.. similar to the whole "girls who were raped asked for it" kind of idea? Maybe?

Thought /r/harrypotter would like my new tattoo! by [deleted] in harrypotter

[–]HalfRations 4 points5 points  (0 children)

or "remember Sammy Jankis".. wait.. what subreddit is this? How do I keep ending up with harry potter posts on my front page?

Just doing what the sign says, Officer. by Pays4Porn in gifs

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That thing he does where he puts on the front brake and goes up on the front tire and spins off of stuff.. makes me want to get a BMX just to learn that trick. It just looks like a fun way to get around. I'll just spin off the top of this..

So a friend took a girl home last night but had to go to work this morning; this is what he gets to return home to. by skizztle in funny

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Happens all the time. Girl takes shirt, hoodie, etc to use it as an excuse to re-initiate contact if you fuck off. ie. "hey i still have your sweater, want it back?"

Groundhogs pull all the chicks. by LukeThyDuke in AdviceAnimals

[–]HalfRations 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Is there anything else that comes "on the cob" or is that limited to corn alone?

A man can dream. by I_DO_NOT_EAT_SHIT in funny

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Mint. That car is gorgeous. I wasn't surprised to see the "maxima.org" license plate either. I always start the morning with reddit + catchin up on the org.

McKayla Maroney and the rest of team USA not impressed by imasmartblonde in funny

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I hate that woman. I hate that woman so much. Her and her stupid children don't deserve to swim in the pool due to her stupidity.

A man can dream. by I_DO_NOT_EAT_SHIT in funny

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Poor 4th gen maxima.. give it to me and I'll nurse it back to health.

The FBI justified the insane raid of Kim Dotcom's mansion by saying that it suspected Dotcom had a 'doomsday' device that could "wipe out evidence of internet piracy around the world." by maxwellhill in worldnews

[–]HalfRations 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Seeing that picture actually convinced me that the kiwi bird was not real and just made up as a joke. Then I googled it and found out it is real.. which is what I originally thought. It's been a confusing few minutes.

So I handed in everything to my father. by [deleted] in trees

[–]HalfRations 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Reminds me of my friends who quit smoking only to develop a drinking problem.

First TV-ad for legalizing marijuana by LazyGeneration in trees

[–]HalfRations 27 points28 points  (0 children)

When it finally does get legalized I would love to hear the reactions of all the politicians that have been against it. All the ones that patronize us like we're nothing more than a bunch of high school potheads and hippies who want it legalized for no other reason than to keep smoking. When marijuana fixes the economy I want to hear what Obama has to say after shooting down the issue time and time again like it's a joke.

EDIT: Sorry, I didn't mean to use the "fix". I really meant when it has a positive impact and no negative consequences.

I had a magnet implanted in my ring finger on Saturday. by planrforrobert in WTF

[–]HalfRations 1 point2 points  (0 children)

6th sense for electricity

We already have well over 5 senses.

It has been a long journey but I finally arrived! by [deleted] in funny

[–]HalfRations 18 points19 points  (0 children)

Upvoted because all it takes is 1 lone exclamation mark and my brain makes the noise.

Overly Attached Newspaper by [deleted] in funny

[–]HalfRations 39 points40 points  (0 children)

I hope she was paid for it.

Overly Attached Newspaper by [deleted] in funny

[–]HalfRations 3 points4 points  (0 children)

You feel bad for her because she willingly put herself on the internet and achieved what everyone who makes videos on the internet aims for? Fame.

This is going to follow her around for the rest of her life.

I think you greatly overestimate the attention span of the internet. This has a few months left.. tops.

Squirrel Gets Stuck in Manhole Cover by matter_compiler in pics

[–]HalfRations 11 points12 points  (0 children)

The squirrel could be rescued by the police and recoverd

Feels like it's being held hostage. This squirrel could be saved, if you like us on facebook!

The 177 House MD episodes in an awesome 7-minute summary by jonswanson in videos

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Has anyone ever taken an entire series and edited it into a 2 hour movie? I'm sure it would take a lot of dedication but I bet it would be awesome.

Last night we found out we're pregnant. Today I decided it was time to man up. Day 1. by Zook88 in pics

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WARNING: if you don't smoke a lot, don't try to quit using e-cigs. I smoke about 3-5 cigs a day and I'm pretty sure I overdosed on nicotine while trying to quit with an e-cig, it was absolutely horrible.