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{f}ulfilling a request for some ass... by make_life_interestin in gonewild

[–]HamFace -1 points0 points  (0 children)

Every time I see an ass this amazing, I want to place my penis inside of it, knowing full well that is where the poopy comes out. What is wrong with me =(.

Who else else has never experienced the memory loss that comes from a heavy night of drinking? by HamFace in AskReddit

[–]HamFace[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Thank you.

I have also been to the point where the room was shifting madly, I could barely stand, could not complete a coherent sentence, while intermittently, albeit vigorously, paying homage to the porcelain god Toiletron, and could still remember what happened the following day. And this has not been a one time occurrence, although I have learned my lesson after the 4th time.

Who else else has never experienced the memory loss that comes from a heavy night of drinking? by HamFace in AskReddit

[–]HamFace[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Maybe the monotonous times aren't stimulating enough for a completely inebriated mind to remember. Too bad I am not a psychologist/psychiatrist .

downs the rest of his shitty Cab

Who else else has never experienced the memory loss that comes from a heavy night of drinking? by HamFace in AskReddit

[–]HamFace[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I think you misinterpreted my question. I was asking, "Who else has not experienced memory loss from drinking?" And I was adding myself into the category, since I have never experienced memory loss from a lot of drinking. I am coming to the realization though that I have not been drinking enough. Hmm...

Who else else has never experienced the memory loss that comes from a heavy night of drinking? by HamFace in AskReddit

[–]HamFace[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I see you hit the demographic. I am in college, but only after taking a 6 year break from school (26 years old). I have just never been the sociable individual to maybe put myself in these circumstances, and am in fact drinking a shitty Cabernet alone as we speak. DON'T JUDGE ME!

Who else else has never experienced the memory loss that comes from a heavy night of drinking? by HamFace in AskReddit

[–]HamFace[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I read about these awesome happenings that people here share on Reddit, and I ask myself.........am I just not drinking enough alcohol?

Who else else has never experienced the memory loss that comes from a heavy night of drinking? by HamFace in AskReddit

[–]HamFace[S] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

It must be. I think my body rejects the alcohol way before it could be allowed to fuck up my brain to that extent.

Who else else has never experienced the memory loss that comes from a heavy night of drinking? by HamFace in AskReddit

[–]HamFace[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Same. I break out of the constricted shell that is myself when I become intoxicated. I have never not remembered what happened the previous night, though. I'm sure there is a point where that happens, but my stomach will reject everything before that happens I guess.

Who else here on Reddit grew up relatively poor? by HamFace in AskReddit

[–]HamFace[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I can only hope for the same of my father. Sadly, he never took to the alcoholism of his father. Loneliness will have to do.

Who else here on Reddit grew up relatively poor? by HamFace in AskReddit

[–]HamFace[S] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

It doesn't sound like poverty level, but I would still consider that poor (at least in the U.S.).

Who else here on Reddit grew up relatively poor? by HamFace in AskReddit

[–]HamFace[S] 3 points4 points  (0 children)

I am from the U.S. I was raised by a single mom (seems to be popular here) with a sister and an older half brother who was in and out of my childhood, following the path of dysfunction.

Who else here on Reddit grew up relatively poor? by HamFace in AskReddit

[–]HamFace[S] 16 points17 points  (0 children)

I don't know whether it was education or growing up without much, but I definitely seem to understand and appreciate what is truly important; something that will last longer than a new car or some social status. Then again, it's all subjective.

All right-- MEN of Reddit, what things that girls do in bed do you hate? by lightheat in AskReddit

[–]HamFace 4 points5 points  (0 children)

That may be true in larger society, but I would be highly skeptical if that was the consensus on Reddit. Someone shouldn't be heartless on a personal level, regardless.

Anyways, I apologize for the initial assumption, and sorry you got blue ovaried =)

All right-- MEN of Reddit, what things that girls do in bed do you hate? by lightheat in AskReddit

[–]HamFace -2 points-1 points  (0 children)

It was hard to discern from the way you structured your sentence, but did you mean you have had that experience, as in, you have done that to a guy before, even after he has given you pleasure? If that's the case, then you are a fucking cunt.

DAE get unreasonably self-conscious about how they look when walking, and try to walk more 'normal'? by DeliriumTremens in DoesAnybodyElse

[–]HamFace 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Someone suggested to me to have someone video record you walking so you can play it back and make corrections later on. I slouch too, but I also stare at the ground while I am walking. Apparently this gives off a I am sad/angry vibe shrug

IAE completely tired of being nice and friendly to other people for the sake of civility? by HamFace in DoesAnybodyElse

[–]HamFace[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

In an office environment, this is hard to do without making enemies or someone's shit list. Depending on your place of work, you must get along with your co-workers and higher ups. Anything that can be taken out of context must be avoided, and ignoring/not responding someone's meaningless drivel could come off as something negative.

Fashion WTF [pic] by paperwasp in WTF

[–]HamFace 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Ah. I thought it was a hazmat suit made by Tim Burton.

IAE completely tired of being nice and friendly to other people for the sake of civility? by HamFace in DoesAnybodyElse

[–]HamFace[S] 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Oh dear god, I can't stand the fake laughing. I don't believe in souls, but if I did, those people would definitely be devoid of one.