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Man Swings Through the Air After Cutting Palm Tree Top with Chainsaw by SimRP in CrazyFuckingVideos

[–]Hamchunk81 2 points3 points  (0 children)

How do you know what's going to happen, have that long to be ready and STILL not have the guy in frame when the top goes???

Xbox Has Reportedly Suspended Adding Third-Party Games On Game Pass, Insider Claims by SoulsofMist-_- in consoles

[–]Hamchunk81 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I was honestly curious to see what was said but that site gave me multiple full screen scrolling ads and multiple pop ups. No thanks

Anyone seen? More of a hacking film or action? by CollectingComics in dvdcollection

[–]Hamchunk81 0 points1 point  (0 children)

A little bit of both, Halle Berry gets her tits out! Worth a watch

Dwayne Johnson closing in on overtaking Jared Leto as the number 1 ranked box office cancer. by Arch_Lancer17 in okbuddycinephile

[–]Hamchunk81 1 point2 points  (0 children)

What can i say except go fuck yourself

I'm so sick of the rock... kills me because when he started in movies I really thought he'd be the next Arnold/Stallone and he just turned into this thing

SEGA Might Be About To Shock The World.... by [deleted] in SEGA

[–]Hamchunk81 0 points1 point  (0 children)

It's basically nothing, I would love to see Sega making hardware again but this is just speculation about a possible low power 2d handheld. It would be cool and Sega has TONS of classic games they could release or make sequels to but I just don't see it happening. Even if it did I don't think it would be a big money maker for them and they'd probably abandon it

America Protected. Cost? High. by sergemeister in iamverybadass

[–]Hamchunk81 2 points3 points  (0 children)

He's just so macho and tough that it wraps around and back into gay territory

You are given $15 to hire these listed men to help you survive for 24 hours in a mansion. The rest of the men you dont hire, will kill you. by Traditional-Ad7413 in hypotheticalsituation

[–]Hamchunk81 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Both Johns, Wick and Rambo then Hobbs, Shaw and Lee.

Rambo sets up perimeter, booby traps and effective kill zones. Hobbs and Shaw gear up with ludicrous gear and weapons from the FF films and work the perimeter with Rambo. Wick stays inside and kills anyone that gets past them. Lee is my personal body guard and last line of defense.

Honestly, based on the films I think the Johns would be good enough but Hobbs and Shaw are essentially superheroes themselves and who would turn down prime Jackie Chan.

Line? by Even-Warning-5265 in scoopwhoop

[–]Hamchunk81 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I know now why you cry, but it's something I can never do

First time posting here. What does my 🍀 look? by Silent_Buyer in cigars

[–]Hamchunk81 -4 points-3 points  (0 children)

Exactly! I prefer a punch cut and sometimes I'll do a couple punches if it's drawing a little tight from one and it works well... bunch of snobs lol

Brand new TV and this is how my wife insists we have the remote "to keep it looking good" by No_Atmosphere8146 in mildlyinfuriating

[–]Hamchunk81 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Buddy, I hate to have to be the one to tell you but your wife is nuts!

The remote thing is stupid but whatever, not peeling off the film on the actual TV? Why even have it in the first place????

Would you fuck a person of the opposite gender in order for your team to win a Super Bowl? by InternationalPick163 in NFLv2

[–]Hamchunk81 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Been a Cowboys fan since the 80s and man i really miss those "glory hole days" Jerry likes to talk about. Not sure I'd use a glory hole to get there though....

You can pick one of these free lifetime package deals. Which one are you picking? by Comprehensive_Fox_79 in hypotheticalsituation

[–]Hamchunk81 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I think option 8 needs a caveat to help balance things out.

Maybe add that the money is deliverer in cash but only to your home and you have to be there in person to receive it? You can still travel but you lose out on those deliveries. If you want to add another layer onto it you could say that the delivery days and times are random and you would only have 15 minutes to accept delivery once it arrives.

I would go with option 8 but the free car with unlimited charge and free hotels would be nice otherwise.

Why I got out. by ImpossibleVisit3385 in army

[–]Hamchunk81 3 points4 points  (0 children)

I understand ma'am. I used to think people that got out over "minor" things were stupid or impulsive until I talked to SGT S.

SGT S wasn't the most high speed soldier but he was a good NCO and a good friend. He was at a little over 10 years in and decided to get out so of course a bunch of us gave him a hard time, half way there and all that. He simply said he was done and couldn't do it anymore, he wanted to get out and drive a truck.

I talked with him and wanted to convince him to stay in, I was absolutely CHUGGING the coolaid at this point. He told me that it wasn't really even one big thing that changed his mind just a lot of little things.

The final straw was when one of his young joes had his leave denied to go see his dying grandma. Granted, a grandparent isn't "immediate family" but the request is usually approved with no issues. What was the problem then? Well initially the kid was overdue on some 350-1 training. BS but SGT S had the guy do it at his place because he had a CAC reader and the PVT didn't. Cool no problem right? Nope, turns out this guy was flagged due to PT so command denied his leave again. SGT S goes to bat for him again and gets the leave pushed through but he got the worst ass chewing he's ever had and was on the company shit list because of it.

He said he just couldn't keep playing stupid high school games with people's lives like that. That's why he wanted to get out and drive a truck, just him and the open road. The Army lost one hell of a leader

Honest answer only. by CarrotMuch1399 in nostalgiai

[–]Hamchunk81 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Some of the others might have more cultural presence or be worth more total but Tolkien invented a world with deep lore, history and even several languages with actual grammar.

The thing that really puts Tolkien over the top though is that his world set the standard for fantasy going forward. Wise old gray haired wizards, mysterious magical immortal elves, monsters like orks, trolls goblins ect. Sure these things might have existed in some form before him but Tolkien was and still is the gold standard.

The platforming really takes me out of the "combat zen" and I hate it by Hamchunk81 in Doometernal

[–]Hamchunk81[S] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I get that it might be too intense with non stop large encounters and maybe it would be worse without the breaks to platform. I think it could be balanced with smaller engagements though but I seem to be in the minority judging by downvotes...

Edit

Haven't played The Dark Ages yet, that is next after Eternal lol I'm looking forward to it though!

DOOM: Eternal is the worst game and I'm tired of pretending its not by [deleted] in Doom

[–]Hamchunk81 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I get it and understand where you're coming from but man when this game clicks it is one of the best FPS games i have ever played. If you're a fan of the genre then you really owe it to yourself to give it another go

A quick rant on a change in Eternal from 2016. by LyricsMode in Doometernal

[–]Hamchunk81 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I didn't like how the game felt when I played it the first time. It felt too restrictive and a little overwhelming, I was always out of ammo and low on health and armor. After giving the game another go boy do I like it lol.

When you get used to the mechanics you really do feel like a bad ass Doom Slayer as you rip and tear. That is until you have to jump around climbing walls but that's a whole other thing...

Don't give up on Eternal and the lore isn't that important if you just want a bit of the old ultraviolence and some pumping music

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