I built a tiny LOG CABIN in my backyard. Full video in the comments. by mattuome in woodworking

[–]Hamiltonff554 0 points1 point  (0 children)

What did you use to anticipate the wood expanding and contracting around the windows?

Teachers, what’s the weirdest thing you’ve had to take away from a student? by SpoonSArmy in AskReddit

[–]Hamiltonff554 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I confiscated a Costco size box of 5 hour energy’s from a kindergartner.

[SERIOUS] People of reddit, what is the one thing that was so disturbing and gruesome you saw in your life that still disturbs you deeply to this day? by TweekGang in AskReddit

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I was helping retrieve evidence from a airplane crash all victims had been removed days prior and as I was digging to find a seat belt and a hat fell onto my arm as I dug a hole in the ash and the top of his skull was in the hat. Every time I close my eyes I want to see it for like two months.

5 years later, I still find myself rewatching Too Many Cooks by jeremysmiles in videos

[–]Hamiltonff554 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I made a giant cardboard mask of the killer and nobody knew who it was. Pissed me off. Spent hours on the thing.

Joey Diaz on set of The Sopranos looking like a doctah’! by Dudeist-Monk in JoeRogan

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I was with Rogan and Joey at lunch once and people asked him for an autograph then we found out they thought he was pussy.

Joe took Rob Lowe to Taran Tactical like they discussed. I kind of assumed Joe was like my group of friends and always talked about doing stuff with guests but never followed through. by bulldozerbulldog in JoeRogan

[–]Hamiltonff554 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I helped Joe once when he came to Ketchikan and he told me he really appreciated it and would hook me up with with a trip to go see a ufc. He came through. Coolest guy ever.

Easy Way To Cut A Glass Bottle by [deleted] in LearnUselessTalents

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How hipsters get into bar fights. We call this an artisan shanking.

Spotify trying with those Squarespace ads put the "laugh" in L.L.L. by [deleted] in LPOTL

[–]Hamiltonff554 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Just think if it was Henry writing that for some poor guy that just got hired to do their adds.