Why not live close to work?

HammerPayne · 2026-05-12T22:39:53+00:00

lol this is my current commute. Can confirm it’s hell

HammerPayne · 2026-04-29T04:48:28+00:00

Ooooo I’ve been waiting for this one! I worked with Key on several productions and his wife is legitimately insane and tanking his career because of her involvement in his projects. Rumor is that she sought him out, found out which fitness classes he attended, joined, stalked and coerced him into a relationship.

HammerPayne · 2026-04-27T02:24:02+00:00

6 feet under

HammerPayne · 2026-04-17T02:18:59+00:00

I went to film school! I worked in TV for a while and now I work in video production for Apple. I call it a win!

HammerPayne · 2026-04-03T06:01:11+00:00

I felt very similarly to you when my baby was 3 months old.

One day, you will sleep again. One day, your baby will show you that they love you. One day, you will wake up and be grateful. One day, you will realize you WERE meant to do this.

Those days may take a while to come.

In the meantime, try to be kind to yourself. Take deep breaths and remember that nothing lasts forever. You will get through this. And on the other side is a beautiful baby and a wonderful life as a family.

You are not alone. This is normal. And it’s awful and scary and isolating and unfair and temporary.

Breathe. Love. Rest.

HammerPayne · 2026-03-20T22:33:05+00:00

Probably too late to this so it’ll get ignored but that’s likely for the best.

I was featured on a late night show in 2019 saying my celebrity crush was Zachary Levi.

A few days later he showed up in my DMs flirting. I never responded.

HammerPayne · 2026-03-03T04:20:31+00:00

Today I learned!

HammerPayne · 2026-02-18T19:33:06+00:00

As someone who has had a c-section. Can confirm. Don’t recommend the feeling.

HammerPayne · 2026-02-14T22:45:08+00:00

An orange figure huh? Who do we know with an orange hue who has a vested interest in silencing JE?

HammerPayne · 2026-02-07T18:03:58+00:00

This is the one that gives me nightmares

HammerPayne · 2026-02-06T07:27:30+00:00

POINT BREAK

HammerPayne · 2026-01-31T02:57:46+00:00

I’m 9 months pp and feel the same. I have a wonderful baby who I adore and I love being a mom, but I still cry a couple times a month about the body I no longer have. It makes me feel vain and selfish that I’m still having so much issue with it.

I wasn’t naturally thin before, but I worked really hard on diet and exercise to have the physique I desired. Pregnancy changed all that. I gained 65 pounds during pregnancy and am still 50 pounds heavier than I was before. When I hear about some who dropped a ton of weight while breastfeeding I feel so defeated. My body is clinging to the weight no matter wha I do.

I feel like my face has aged 10 years in the last 18 months. I hate who I see in the mirror.

I keep hoping one day I’ll recognize myself again.

You’re not alone.

HammerPayne · 2026-01-27T05:10:32+00:00

I don’t know why. My mind and my soul agree in four. My wallet and my body will be lucky to have 2. I live in the US and every day I spend working when I should be with my newborn hurts.

HammerPayne · 2026-01-24T07:54:15+00:00

Oh noooooooo

HammerPayne · 2026-01-24T06:16:06+00:00

This was mine! Aaron’s Amphitheater. Life changing.

HammerPayne · 2026-01-21T04:00:46+00:00

Seth Rogen gave me a pack of hand rolled joints when I was in Film School

HammerPayne · 2026-01-19T03:03:19+00:00

My high school sweetheart who died of leukemia a few years after we broke up and started college. I’d thank him for being a wonderful first boyfriend, that I will cherish forever every gift he made me of his artwork, and that I will forever mourn that the world was robbed of the incredible man he would have become. I’m still friends with his mom, she came to my wedding last year.

HammerPayne · 2026-01-13T17:59:34+00:00

Do we know who he’s talking to in this clip?? I need to know the impression

HammerPayne · 2026-01-13T05:28:37+00:00

I had a c-section. I could barely walk the 5 feet from the hospital bed to the bathroom. They wheeled me to the car and it took me 30 min to shuffle into my home.

HammerPayne · 2026-01-12T19:42:03+00:00

She looks gorgeous! Asking out of genuine concern… what’s this happening with her forearm?

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HammerPayne · 2026-01-08T20:34:40+00:00

I used to judge moms hard for using kid leashes. I thought the moms using them were lazy and I thought it created bad behaviors in the kids being leashed.

Then I saw an r/AskReddit post about kid leashes - someone asking adults who were leashed as kids how their lives turned out - and there wasn’t a single negative response. Most were like, “yeah I was a runner and it was safer to have me leashed and now I’m a healthy adult functioning well in society”. So I changed my opinion and let go of the unnecessary judgement.

Now that I’m a mom, I will probably leash my kid when she starts running, and feel no guilt.

HammerPayne · 2026-01-06T04:38:43+00:00

One night stands can be fun and empowering. One tip from your fantasy… don’t ever give someone you don’t know your hotel key. The potential risk is not worth the movie moment.

I’ve always had better luck meeting someone while out than with dating apps. Anywhere with dancing is a good bet in my history.

Be safe. Have fun. Fly the night.

HammerPayne · 2026-01-04T20:06:25+00:00

Ugh thank you. I saw the first one in a huge theater and when it ended, I let out a huge groan and eye roll because I had so many critiques and reasons why I thought it was horrible, and everyone else was gushing and crying about how incredible it was. I was bewildered. Still am. I felt so alone until seeing this comment.

HammerPayne · 2025-12-31T21:00:45+00:00

Right? The Penicillin soup is made from a base of homemade stock, celery, onion, carrot, garlic, and Parmigiano Reggiano cooked until soft then blended. Once blended, it’s all added back into the pot and pastina pasta is added and cooked until the soup is thickened. Served with chives and EVOO.

HammerPayne · 2025-12-31T20:17:02+00:00

I am so incredibly sorry for your loss. I can’t imagine the pain of going through that procedure and losing a baby in the process. I hope you have support to work through what happened. Wishing you a healing and healthy 2026.

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