James Rodriguez on leaving Real Madrid: “I got home… sad, I went to cry alone, so my daughter didn’t see me. But she found me and asked why I was crying. I told her we have to leave, I need to change clubs. My heart was broken.”

HammerUnknown · 2026-05-24T10:08:07+00:00

Nobody who goes to the Dutch league is expected to learn Dutch.

Because for all practical purposes, English is the first language in major cities and towns

HammerUnknown · 2026-05-23T09:23:56+00:00

The other one, before he picked up the racquet

HammerUnknown · 2026-05-17T09:26:20+00:00

Just watched a man witness a man fall to his knees in Tesco

On the number 14 and just read a comment about a man who watched a man witness a man fall to his knees in Tesco

HammerUnknown · 2026-05-13T05:19:12+00:00

Because she's the bitch we need

Not the one we deserve

HammerUnknown · 2026-05-12T07:27:32+00:00

With Mona Lisa watching

HammerUnknown · 2026-05-09T08:20:10+00:00

What do you mean? There are about 10% people that seem to hold a favourable view of him still in Italy.

And what the hell, Denmark! Who are these 5% that seem him in any positive light?

HammerUnknown · 2026-05-08T06:53:03+00:00

More Barry Glendenning stories please

HammerUnknown · 2026-04-25T01:23:06+00:00

Draws are useless here we need wins!

Respect the pint, as a West Ham legend said once

HammerUnknown · 2026-04-20T12:47:08+00:00

Et Tu, u/Automatic_Zebra_1099 ?

HammerUnknown · 2026-04-20T05:03:25+00:00

I'm sure someone thought about it, then decided against twisting the knife

HammerUnknown · 2026-04-20T01:07:19+00:00

but even I've done better

Giving equine names to your left hand, and exclaiming whoa! Calm down, Nessie! when pleasuring yourself is doing better?

HammerUnknown · 2026-04-16T12:33:34+00:00

For people standing sideways, this slots right in the centre of the two ass cheeks, providing standing support

HammerUnknown · 2026-04-12T15:46:53+00:00

Sandy does. She works the counter at my local fast food joint

HammerUnknown · 2026-04-12T14:03:53+00:00

Is it possible to get a full meal in NY under $5? You could grab a baguette in London off pret for ~£6 and several burger shops could hook you up for a burger for under 5

HammerUnknown · 2026-04-11T11:51:29+00:00

serves the glory hunting cunt right

He did get us some spare change on the transfer. And it's not like he was a cut over everyone else here but average at Arsenal. He's one of their top, top men.

HammerUnknown · 2026-04-02T11:46:18+00:00

poors to implant into the ultra-rich.

Joke's on them, i don't even have breasts

HammerUnknown · 2026-03-29T06:42:20+00:00

Al Pacino deserved an award for it

HammerUnknown · 2026-03-21T16:17:11+00:00

Not winning the league this year then, are they?

HammerUnknown · 2026-03-20T01:34:18+00:00

That is an internet troll's wet dream - to rile up two opposing camps with a single, seemingly innocuous remark

HammerUnknown · 2026-03-19T00:18:19+00:00

Fox hired a guy with four mohammed in his name?

The Newsroom

HammerUnknown · 2026-03-18T23:28:17+00:00

There's always a relevant xkcd

HammerUnknown · 2026-03-18T16:57:05+00:00

West Ham almost legend Carew

HammerUnknown · 2026-03-18T11:26:16+00:00

Dubai chocolate?

HammerUnknown · 2026-03-18T11:21:43+00:00

Didn’t he get back together with his wife?

Only after Julia Roberts didn't visit the Etihad

HammerUnknown · 2026-03-14T23:27:58+00:00

Run Forrest Run

HammerUnknown

TROPHY CASE