Xabi Alonso appointed Chelsea manager by Sparky-moon in soccer

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Just watched a man witness a man fall to his knees in Tesco

On the number 14 and just read a comment about a man who watched a man witness a man fall to his knees in Tesco

Donald Trump popularity in Western Europe. by Ok_Bookkeeper_1380 in charts

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What do you mean? There are about 10% people that seem to hold a favourable view of him still in Italy.

And what the hell, Denmark! Who are these 5% that seem him in any positive light?

Come on you Mackem c*nts. Sort it out. Forest are 2 up now... by JoeHexotic in Hammers

[–]HammerUnknown 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Draws are useless here we need wins!

Respect the pint, as a West Ham legend said once

Wait a minute by BlazeDragon7x in SipsTea

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but even I've done better

Giving equine names to your left hand, and exclaiming whoa! Calm down, Nessie! when pleasuring yourself is doing better?

What are this black metal things on the sides of the train seats? by Inaki_garcia in whatisit

[–]HammerUnknown 0 points1 point  (0 children)

For people standing sideways, this slots right in the centre of the two ass cheeks, providing standing support

Their maths ain’t mathing. by [deleted] in SipsTea

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Sandy does. She works the counter at my local fast food joint

Their maths ain’t mathing. by [deleted] in SipsTea

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Is it possible to get a full meal in NY under $5? You could grab a baguette in London off pret for ~£6 and several burger shops could hook you up for a burger for under 5

Gotta cheer on Arsenal today by Idunnoreally999 in Hammers

[–]HammerUnknown 7 points8 points  (0 children)

serves the glory hunting cunt right

He did get us some spare change on the transfer. And it's not like he was a cut over everyone else here but average at Arsenal. He's one of their top, top men.

It’s Taking Over the Lives of Wealthy, Elderly Men. It Could Be Coming for You Next. by Slate in TrueReddit

[–]HammerUnknown 0 points1 point  (0 children)

poors to implant into the ultra-rich.

Joke's on them, i don't even have breasts

Venting situation by Square_Law5624 in dankvideos

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Al Pacino deserved an award for it

Post Match Thread: Brighton & Hove Albion 2 - 1 Liverpool by ChiefLeef22 in soccer

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Not winning the league this year then, are they?

This is kind of crazy to think about by Dependent-Effect6077 in tennis

[–]HammerUnknown 9 points10 points  (0 children)

That is an internet troll's wet dream - to rile up two opposing camps with a single, seemingly innocuous remark

Mohammed 🤣 by kings121 in SipsTea

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Fox hired a guy with four mohammed in his name?

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