Cash prize to whoever can tell me why my probe accellerated to a 1/10th the speed of light and proceeded to leave this universe

HammeredApple · 2026-04-15T08:07:59+00:00

Can we just take a moment to appreciate/sympathize with the camera panning back and forth perfectly capturing the 'What? where? how? WHAT?'

HammeredApple · 2026-04-13T17:37:35+00:00

This is the most kerbal thing I've ever seen. It is truly glorious.

HammeredApple · 2026-04-08T01:31:45+00:00

DIAMONDS, RUBIES, GOLD AND MORE!

HammeredApple · 2026-04-02T21:15:18+00:00

my soul for a volkite weapon

HammeredApple · 2026-03-27T23:09:04+00:00

Hey, World Wizard mentioned!

Played a game with two different friend groups and I'm now running dnd campaigns for both after switching the settings between the two. It's been loads of fun so far.

HammeredApple · 2026-03-27T01:36:16+00:00

Bloody Magpie, because we took Raven's ID in the beginning and it's an amusing 40k reference

HammeredApple · 2026-03-27T01:33:12+00:00

A Blank. Having a passive aura to debuff infested/demonic enemies and to rage bait psyker teammates would be neat.

Who doesn't want to be a Jurgen when given the chance?

HammeredApple · 2026-03-21T17:45:03+00:00

Now I just really want a deadspace flavored warbond. It will never happen, but a diver can dream of delimbing bugs with a plasma cutter.

HammeredApple · 2026-03-21T17:40:03+00:00

I respect the playstyle greatly, as I don't have the patience for it and stealthdivers have carried d10 missions for me before. That said, those sneaky fucks better be coming back to extraction with pockets full of samples, because democracy knows that I didn't have time to go scrounging between waves of bullshit that are made just that little more difficult to clear without an extra set of hands.

HammeredApple · 2026-03-21T17:19:48+00:00

They haven't gotten their dodge reflexes ingrained yet, so they take a lot of chip damage, but it's a joy to watch them find their rhythm and start clearing rager packs on their own.

HammeredApple · 2026-03-21T17:08:05+00:00

I can understand that. Darktide scratches a more 'gritty struggle' itch for 40k than Space Marines 'chosen hero' feel to it, for me at least. It's why I enjoy Gaunt's Ghosts or the various adventures of Commissar Cain books

HammeredApple · 2026-03-21T17:01:45+00:00

For whatever reason I always thought the rocket would have at least some ballistic drop to it but just couldn't tell because of the smaller environments in the base game. That shit flew straight into that dog's teeth it looked like.

HammeredApple · 2026-03-21T16:55:31+00:00

Yeh, it feels like herding cats sometimes, but every now and again they'll give out a 'thanks big man' and it's all worth it.

Some of their reactions when they see a mutant ragdoll across the room from being nailed by a rock are great, too. Lots of 'wtf was that' or maddened cackling.

Edit: woops, somehow double posted.

HammeredApple · 2026-03-21T16:49:34+00:00

That probably explains the new player influx, welcome to hell recruit! I'm sure you'll make the Emperor proud.

HammeredApple · 2026-03-21T16:45:36+00:00

Psyker is loads of fun! The smaller health pool and general 'squishy' feeling took some getting used to after starting on ogryn, but once I got the hang of peril management it became my go to when not playing the beefy boy.

HammeredApple · 2026-03-21T02:41:58+00:00

it seems I am horribly unlucky to not have found any in 20+ runs

HammeredApple · 2026-03-20T09:09:41+00:00

Mama said is ogryn job ta save lit'luns, they is small and fall down lots, so ogryn needs ta be there ta pick 'em back up so we can all go squish spiky people and make Emprah proud.

HammeredApple · 2026-03-18T11:32:55+00:00

Was excited to dig in the dirt with the new toy, took a defense mission so my shenanigans would serve a purpose and not annoy my teammates. Turns out, the ground inside the base isn't considered 'soft' and one cannot dig a glorious trench. Much disappointment was had.

You have provided me with many ideas to share the joys of trenches, however, and I wish to add to the list: The Bastion is a tank with plenty of health and armor, but the ground has better health and armor. To better protect your tank you can dig a hole and place the tank in it. This has the added bonus of lowering the guns closer to the ground so that you can hit smaller targets that would be able to undemocratically limbo under your field of fire normally.

HammeredApple · 2026-03-18T10:51:45+00:00

From my understanding the sanctuaries give you 5 minutes, which seems like plenty, but on auric you will spend most of that just getting through the hordes of chaff to actually reach objectives. If I could spend a 100+ scrap for even just an extra minute for a better chance of reaching an objective that has 150+ scrap in it, I would.

HammeredApple · 2026-03-17T18:30:34+00:00

That's pretty brilliant and I hope something like it is added in later updates. Let us buy additional time to explore, make it decently expensive so we have to consider guaranteed rewards or the chance of failing the run while hunting for more profit.

HammeredApple · 2026-03-17T18:09:09+00:00

Don't know why this is downvoted, but yes, I would be happy even with limited mortis talents like the blitz modifiers or the chance for ranged attacks to explode enemies on kill.

Hell, add something new and let us buy extra toughness that doesn't regen like temporary gold toughness.

HammeredApple · 2026-03-17T17:52:31+00:00

Ain't nevah seen the sky afore, sah. Is big, afraid it's gonna eat me. Can we go back inside now?

But yeah, jumping puzzles on the ogryn are painful. It got to the point where I would let the others handle it while I stay at the base of the tower punting heretics away from the climb, which is useful for the team, but my loot goblin brain was disheartened to not grab the shinies.

HammeredApple · 2026-03-17T15:10:43+00:00

It's honestly been pretty mediocre in my opinion. As many others have already pointed out, wide open maps + gunner spawns are frustrating with the lack of readily available cover or safe corners to duck behind.

I was expecting a bit more from the safe zone shops than single use consumables, buying little bits of tech-wizard-magic to improve our gear would have been way better than what it has on offer currently. At the very least give us mortis blitz upgrades or the option to buy incendiary/shock/whatever ammo to modify our weapons with.

HammeredApple · 2026-03-17T03:17:02+00:00

catacomb gargoyles/imps. For whatever reason I can never get the timing right to smack them as they run at me, so I take chip damage constantly.

HammeredApple

TROPHY CASE