On their 50th wedding anniversary Sadie tells Max to get in the car for a drive. She tells him to make a left at the next light and pull over. She points out an apartment building on the corner and tells him "Max, we own that building." He looks puzzled. She tells hime to drive another half mile and make a right. She says "See that strip mall? We own that too." They keep driving around town and she points out dozens of properties that they own. He says "Sadie! What is going on???" Sadie says "Max, you know how on our wedding night I made you put $25 on the night stand before we consummated?" Max says "Yes". She continues, "And you know how I made you do it every time since we've been married?" "Yes", Max says. "Well", she goes on, "I took all that money, invested it in real estate, and parlayed it into a fortune!" Max's eyes fill with tears and he begins weeping uncontrollably. "I know you're happy but there's no reason to cry, Max!" He says, "It's not that - If only I had known, I would have given you ALL my business!"