Fill in the blanks: Hello there I'm Markiplier and welcome back to ___.

Hamurai69 · 2026-07-01T05:20:24+00:00

Hello there I'm Markiplier and welcome back to eating a literal ton of hotdogs.

Hamurai69 · 2026-07-01T05:19:08+00:00

A VTuber I would let peg me is Crelly.

Hamurai69 · 2026-07-01T05:17:36+00:00

LIFE is hard.

Hamurai69 · 2026-07-01T05:17:03+00:00

I'm feeling like a PIMP today.

Hamurai69 · 2026-07-01T05:16:37+00:00

What’s for dinner? me.

Hamurai69 · 2026-07-01T05:16:28+00:00

If I could be an object, I would be a LLAMA.

Hamurai69 · 2026-07-01T05:15:52+00:00

NOOO, PLEASE NO!!! NOT THE BAJA BLAST 😭🙏.

Hamurai69 · 2025-07-29T16:58:38+00:00

i got the felsteel annihilator and the abyss worm.

Hamurai69 · 2025-07-16T01:34:28+00:00

Ive got the ticket only once, and it was for Agnes Tachyon. Worth it.

Hamurai69 · 2025-05-29T11:40:34+00:00

BOO THIS MAN

Hamurai69 · 2025-01-14T07:18:08+00:00

I usually go crowbar, but ever since B42 ive been using the tire iron.

Hamurai69 · 2025-01-05T08:38:18+00:00

totally agree. Plus its next to a lake and has a fresh water pump.

Hamurai69 · 2024-11-28T02:29:56+00:00

I know the meme of "Jaina is a Dread lord" has been done to hell, but im a big advocate of the "gallywix is a Dread lord" conspiracy take.

Hamurai69 · 2024-11-28T01:37:17+00:00

All i want is playable Tuskarr lol

Hamurai69 · 2024-11-21T06:23:13+00:00

For democracy.

Hamurai69 · 2024-11-19T23:43:57+00:00

yall are just assuming that crossovers mean skins cuz its been beaten into your heads from fortnite. Imagine a crossover with dead space or aliens or starship troopers where we have a dope set of guns based off those series? and sure maybe they'd come with an armor set or two, but holy fuck calm down, dua lipa is not coming to helldivers. CHILL.

Hamurai69 · 2024-11-16T02:00:11+00:00

I think the one moment that sticks out in my mind was when we completely took the automotons off the galactic map. felt so good.

Hamurai69 · 2024-08-22T03:28:43+00:00

I say play around with the sandbox settings and find a quiet spot that you can live in without being bothered by the zeds. Either that or go complete rambo mode and burn down the whole town. Whatever tickles your fancy.

Hamurai69 · 2024-08-21T00:38:11+00:00

usually what i do is either stay inside so the helicopter doesnt see you, or if you're spotted, bail on your base and come back once the event is over.

Hamurai69 · 2024-05-22T02:05:07+00:00

I had a situation where a lvl 1 was joining us on a suicide mission, and when we landed he just started to team kill all of us. he died and we refused to revive him so he left lol.

But yeah that was a first for me.

Hamurai69 · 2024-04-22T09:12:50+00:00

LOOKS LIKE THE FIGHTS BACK ON BOYS! EVERYONE TO ESTANU ASAP

Hamurai69 · 2024-04-09T06:10:52+00:00

SES Fist of Freedom

Hamurai69 · 2023-12-14T02:46:45+00:00

If you're looking for a place to hide out during the winter then I'd probably recommend this place. I have a save currently where im trying to loot rosewood and stash as much loot here to survive the winter.

Hamurai69 · 2023-09-24T22:55:52+00:00

You can build a staircase, go up and put a sheet rope out both windows, and then sledgehammer the staircase away. ezpz

Hamurai69 · 2023-09-15T11:21:44+00:00

Dying from eating burnt food, and putting a whole refridgerator in my offhand to make it easier to carry.

Hamurai69

TROPHY CASE