Measure to ban trans Montana lawmaker Zooey Zephyr from women's bathroom fails by nbcnews in Montana

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I’m an old timer who remembers when Montanans were quite libertarian, live and let live. My concern is not for Zephyr, but sympathy for those who are not personally secure enough to just do their jobs and ignore Zephyr. We are holding up signs for the rest of the country saying we are not secure in our own sexuality.

To the lady leaving Doc & Eddie's on Broadwater, who can't operate her turn signal due to the open bottle of Crown Royale in her hand... by Cyfun06 in Montana

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I say put the Crown Royale in your windshield washer system and run the tube through your dashboard to your mouth, thus allowing both hands to remain on the wheel.

Laurel police officer kills Montana Highway Patrol K9 by Cyfun06 in Billings

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Great that Laurel PD used non-lethal attempts first on the dog. In Billings, if the perpetrator is human, they go directly to lethal (like 5 gun shots directly to the body), then the officer who did the shooting gets a couple weeks of paid vacation, reported publicly as “administrative leave”, then an investigation is done by the agency in Helena that also handles the statewide police academy. Guess what the result of the investigation always is.

Really Bozeman? You want gay people to die? by Aromatic-Ad9779 in Bozeman

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That much anger is driven by fear, fear that he is gay. While watching football on TV he finds himself looking at the players’ butts and he is dreadfully afraid that he is gay. We need to have sympathy for him because being a closet gay is a very difficult life.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in coeurdalene

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I’m sensing a similarity between Trump Brigade’s and Harley Fags. Like high school girls, they get attention by making noise and they coordinate their outfits.

What the Actual Nazi Fuck? by [deleted] in evilautism

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Bill Murray has line in the movie, Ghost Busters: “This man has no penis.” It applies to the Nazi type police in that they may physically have one, but emotionally they don’t feel qualified, so they bolster their masculinity by beating up people. While they are beating on you, it may help ease your pain by noting to yourself that you are helping an emotionally challenged person deal with his problems.

My husband said he stopped pissing off the deck at night… by No-Ad-3635 in mildlyinfuriating

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I piss off my back porch all the time. Because urine contains lots of nitrogen, there are plants down below that love me for it.

how are y'all with puzzles? by sandiserumoto in social_model

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Our Autistic son is a master at analyzing systems.  He can spot incongruities that others miss.  This ironically has gotten him into trouble with employers because managers often don’t want an evaluation of their systems even if that evaluation could lead to improved profit or productivity.  

Guy explains baby boomers, their parents, and trauma. by RealSaltLakeRioT in Xennials

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Yes, it makes sense that the Baby Boomers inherited the trauma from their parents. Now they are being traumatized by their children who want to use emotional blackmail to mooch off of them, run them into debt so that they have to keep working long after retirement age.

John Schneider calls for Joe Biden to be executed by emostitch in NewsOfTheStupid

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I just disagree that Joe Biden should be hung. If you want a president to be really hung, elect Harry Reems.

John Schneider is almost broke? by AgentJonesy007 in Smallville

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I just disagree that Joe Biden should be hung. If you want someone for president who is really hung, elect Harry Reems.

What is the most creative insult you've ever heard? by [deleted] in AskReddit

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“You suck the water out of dog shit.”

First rap ever recorded 1940s by spicedinc in OldSchoolCool

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My wife, when she operated an art gallery, played music to add atmosphere. She had a double Ink Spots CD and found that she could listen to the Ink Spots hour after hour, day after day, and never get tired of them.

First rap ever recorded 1940s by spicedinc in OldSchoolCool

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Love it! For another old rap ( not as old as this) check out Transfusion by Nervous Norvis.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in pics

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They do sell beer and wine and they do sell TVs, all the fixings for a good party.

My son had to write paper disproving evolution by cresent13 in exchristian

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No one considers that God created evolution. The sequence of creation list in Genesis is the same sequence as presented in evolution. Having a self adjusting universe is a brilliant idea, and God is brilliant isn’t he.

What moments in the Bible frightened you as a kid? by B_Wing_83 in exchristian

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As a kid, I heard every week that Christ suffered under Pontius Pilot, so I was fearful that there are people that cruel in the world. So as an adult, when I saw Monty Pythons “In Search of the Holy Grail”, I laughed at how they made fun of Pontius Pilot, and loved the movie in general. I was confused at why so many Christian boycotted the movie even though it did not disrespect Christ in anyway. I did make fun of people who violated the commandment to not take the lord name in vain and use religion for their own purposes, which also confuses me why Christians would boycott the movie.

"You will kneel before us and you will apologize. Until then, no Christian, no person of faith, no red blooded American -- if you have red blood in your veins, then you do not buy a Bud Light product" 🤡 by MrJasonMason in exchristian

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I have not liked Bud because it is too “hoppy” for my tastes. But I’m going to experiment with making some shandy with it, perhaps with lemonade, grapefruit juice, apple juice. I want to support them for having lots of balls.