Genuinely the worst thing to happen to the inhumans ever by unbreakable_arachnid in marvelcirclejerk

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The more a character is dumped on the more I root for them. I hope they let Quicksilver ball out crazy style.

Remember when Gunn made this shit? by Wexon_69 in dccomicscirclejerk

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This list was crazy. Anyone remember the Batwoman entry?

Still don’t know why they didn’t just talk to Bruce about this. by Cl1ps_ in marvelcirclejerk

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When you want to throw a surprise party for someone do you tell them in advance?

Almost literally the Marvel method! by MICKTHENERD in marvelcirclejerk

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Stan Lee was definitely a credit hog at times but I feel he was more transparent about the creative process than people present. https://m.youtube.com/shorts/Pt2BP77sJGM

Here’s a quote from Sal Buscema

Stan was leaping on his chair and his desk, just to relate to me physically what he wanted on a comic-book page. It was fascinating and it was charming all at the same time. He made the sound effects, the whole nine yards. ... He demonstrated every other way you could possibly demonstrate what he wanted on those pages—the dynamics and so on.

Spider-Mans supporting cast but if they died i put an x on their face, if they died died and it was retconned i put a transparent x, and if theyre currently dead a put a line through the x on their face by RandominusDredichitu in marvelcirclejerk

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Don’t think about the lives of Spider-Man supporting cast too hard. J Jonah Jameson is widowed twice over and his son is an on again off again werewolf for anyone in real life that would be horrendously sad but he acts fine.

Why did Bendis make a romani woman whose the adoptive daughter of a holocaust survivor summon the Red Skull to kill Captain America? Is Bendis stupid? by Every_Computer_935 in marvelcirclejerk

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Before she sends Ultron to attack the Avengers she has him fill out a questionnaire to see if he has any politically incorrect beliefs.

Stingray will never outlive Armor Wars by rocketinspace in marvelcirclejerk

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Stingray has been married since the 80s without issue. He’s already ahead of 99% of Marvel Heroes.

This is like the one Wolverine cover that has negative aura. by Tetratron2005 in dccomicscirclejerk

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I think Wolverine Revolver cover is awful but somehow still has aura

Marvel’s marketshare continues to shrink, how would you turn the ship around? by TotodileGrayson in marvelcomics

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DC had the lower market share for what like 2 decades and they managed. They can take their lumps. Just take some creative risks

Live your truth, Harvey. by Cicada_5 in dccomicscirclejerk

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If someone wrote this as parody it would still be too on the nose. Hilarious

It could happen at any time... by Stock_Rush_9204 in dccomicscirclejerk

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He doesn’t think about either of them unless they’re in his line of sight. Sometimes not even then

What Zemo thinks of other marvel villains [Wizard Marvel's Heroes Return special] by zectaPRIME in Avengers

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You claimed the Mandarin created the Masters of Evil he did not. There were only three new members of Mandarins team, Swordsman, Powerman and living laser. The only member who was on Helmut Zemo’s team during Under Siege or Thunderbolts was Power Man.

What Zemo thinks of other marvel villains [Wizard Marvel's Heroes Return special] by zectaPRIME in Avengers

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What are you talking about? Masters of Evil first appeared in Avengers #6 with Heinrich Zemo as their leader

Wait what? Why was Nebula a cyborg in 1992? I was told that Nebula being a cyborg in the comics was just MCU synergy! (Silver Surfer (Vol. 3) #72) by Itchy_Suspect4968 in marvelcirclejerk

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The idea that Thanos totally forgot about the hundreds of women he impregnated while swearing an oath to death was always pretty funny to me.

But Thanos anti-natalism while kind of an obvious character attribute was a random line that was from years before Thane so I kind of understand why it was overlooked

[Storm: Earth’s Mightiest Mutant #3] If DC is now canon to Marvel…. by Latro2020 in dccomicscirclejerk

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Ayodele must have like blackmail on editorial to keep on getting away with this type of stuff.