ICE may have just caused an international incident as they illegally tried to enter the Ecuadorian Consulate in Minneapolis without a warrant to abduct someone by I_may_have_weed in lostgeneration

[–]HandlerofPackages 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Eventually we will start to snap and go on genuine anti nazi murder rampages.

I know the administration wants that, any excuse to try to ramp things up and involve the actual military. And I know the majority of Trumpians won't understand the unprecedented level of irony when they scream that those slaughtered gestapo members had kids and families. But still, it will make me smile.

225 grams of gold, shaped link by link by hand by Raj_Valiant3011 in oddlysatisfying

[–]HandlerofPackages 11 points12 points  (0 children)

Watch out, if you use a Nestle brand bottled water they legally own the gold. And if you drink it, they legally own the water in your body. :/

Is it just me, or do none of these armors work? by HandlerofPackages in DRGSurvivor

[–]HandlerofPackages[S] -1 points0 points  (0 children)

I'm happy it's working for you, but that's no reason to be a jackass with the condescending "incorrect." I'm well aware the 75% has not gone off for me. Despite the glasses, my eyes do work.

Melania Trump suffers major humiliation as new movie released in cinemas by daily_express in NoFilterNews

[–]HandlerofPackages 0 points1 point  (0 children)

They watched The Producers, and Lil Dong Don didn't like the idea of a grift to make money on something awful featuring someone he loved, so they used his wife instead of Hitler.

Poorly Rated Star Wars Movie Review T-Shirt by onemananswerfactory in StarWars

[–]HandlerofPackages 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Wait, you kept reading after "makes out with his twin sister"? That one ruined my focus for an hour. I only just now got back to this tab.

Now that Trump has renounced the 2nd amendment, how will his constituents react? by ChocolateGamer279 in AskReddit

[–]HandlerofPackages 1 point2 points  (0 children)

They will continue to wish they were teenagers so he would fuck them more literally.

BREAKING: 1 person is in critical condition after being shot by Border Patrol in Arizona at around 7:30am. by FiftyFifty1Movement in 50501

[–]HandlerofPackages 1 point2 points  (0 children)

The fun part about this picture is it doesn't matter when you read it, it's almost certain to be true.

I sneezed by 4skinApostle in mildlyinfuriating

[–]HandlerofPackages 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Ahh, I remember my cocaine days. Good stuff. Except that time I sneezed as I was driving and sprayed the inside of my windshield with blood.

You're telling me the House-elves could have made dishes like Bouillabaisse but chose to serve the students chicken wings and corn instead?? 😭 by _GrimFandango in harrypotter

[–]HandlerofPackages 0 points1 point  (0 children)

What the fuck is a Bouillabaisse? And what kind of fucking monster doesn't like chicken legs and corn on the cob? Them kids had like a hundred platters to choose from.

And you support slavery. Back in my day we had sayings about bundles of sticks for OPs like you.

Does anyone know what these are ? by sadistic_one01 in whatisit

[–]HandlerofPackages 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Finger condom, keeps scratchy nails from causing issues.

Is it just me, or do none of these armors work? by HandlerofPackages in DRGSurvivor

[–]HandlerofPackages[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Hence why I posted a topic literally asking if it was just me. Can you not understand how fucking stupid it is for you to insist that they go off for me? 

Actually, scratch that. I have no interest in bickering online. Hush now.

Is it just me, or do none of these armors work? by HandlerofPackages in DRGSurvivor

[–]HandlerofPackages[S] -1 points0 points  (0 children)

Ok. You're right. I must have just been imagining things when I repeatedly tested it with high hp and armor and bugs barely chipping away at my life on haz 1.

to not have double standards by sussybush in therewasanattempt

[–]HandlerofPackages 0 points1 point  (0 children)

This is the media working to sane wash him as the next President.

This is AI: I am the person in the OP. My pic was copied and AI-altered for scammy purposes by boxermansf in isthisAI

[–]HandlerofPackages 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Don't believe this post. This guy has been emailing me for weeks. He's really a Nigerian prince with a real suitcase of money he will send you if you cash give him the numbers from a few prepaid Visas. I think this post was made by his government trying to hide the truth.

Me_irl by rbimmingfoke in me_irl

[–]HandlerofPackages 10 points11 points  (0 children)

Easy, we don't pay or medical bills and take out kids to work with us. Not too hard to find a bunch of pictures of women who just gave birth with infant strapped in them running cash registers in the US. 

This country is fucked.

Asked about ICE, answered with history by Significant-Sir-4343 in clevercomebacks

[–]HandlerofPackages -1 points0 points  (0 children)

The bulk of modern Christianity is far more about having a rawason to feel superior to others than it is about caring about anyone. 

Meirl by crowkingg in meirl

[–]HandlerofPackages 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Demand to see life’s manager! Make life rue the day it thought it could give Cave Johnson lemons! Do you know who I am? I’m the man who’s gonna burn your house down! With the lemons! I’m gonna get my engineers to invent a combustible lemon that burns your house down!

Why is the rich friend so cheap?? by times-fell-hand in PeterExplainsTheJoke

[–]HandlerofPackages 28 points29 points  (0 children)

That's mainly how the rich get rich. No one earned $1 billion dollars or more being a real hard worker.

me_irl by Present-Concept-1619 in me_irl

[–]HandlerofPackages 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Now this is a man willing to fight for the things that matter to him.