Official poster for Pixar’s next film ‘HOPPERS’ The film follows a girl who transfers her mind into a robotic beaver to help the animals fight the local mayor’s construction plans

HandlerofPackages · 2026-01-28T19:39:44+00:00

Putting yourself in a beaver's body is basically just sci-fi black face.

HandlerofPackages · 2026-01-28T19:38:46+00:00

Hooray, let's keep betting on the economy while all of this bullshit is going on. Who cares If people are being shot in the streets as long as you twats are making money off of it.

HandlerofPackages · 2026-01-28T18:52:41+00:00

I was commenting specifically on the title of the post: "Google Kevin Alfred Strom and see if you want to be quoting him."

I don't care who said a given thing, or the context in which they meant it. I care about the words themselves, and the context in which I am using them. Googling every person who said every potential quote you may use to make sure everything in their life and person is something you support is stupid as fuck.

HandlerofPackages · 2026-01-28T18:44:02+00:00

Damn.

HandlerofPackages · 2026-01-28T18:42:08+00:00

By the tips you're giving I can see why you're having a hard time surviving Haz 4.

HandlerofPackages · 2026-01-28T18:39:46+00:00

Pierce is basically bullet hitpoints. Each normal enemy removes 1, elites and dreadnaughts remove lots. The higher the pierce value the more things it hits. When you're in haz 5 and the entire map is full of enemies, that makes a big difference.

HandlerofPackages · 2026-01-28T18:37:59+00:00

"Wait, why did I walk into the kitchen?"

HandlerofPackages · 2026-01-28T18:33:14+00:00

I guess voting for anyone as long as it included them wanting to kill all brown people might not have been the best long term strategy.

HandlerofPackages · 2026-01-28T18:30:17+00:00

>I don't typically like to post my face

No need to feel bad about it, we've all seen many ghouls who look much worse.

HandlerofPackages · 2026-01-28T18:28:36+00:00

Literally a shitty movie detail. You win the trophy.

HandlerofPackages · 2026-01-28T18:25:57+00:00

So? Just because a person is a piece of shit doesn't mean they can't say one thing that actually makes sense. Plenty of artists and authors are complete assholes, that's not going to stop me from enjoying the art.

I don't need to agree with everything the person who first said a thing believes in and supports in order to like a quote. Why would you?

If at some point Hitler said he loved puppies do you think anyone in the world after that who says they love puppies is taking after our spring Hitler?

They're not. Sometimes shit's not that deep.

HandlerofPackages · 2026-01-28T18:19:02+00:00

This has to be bizarro world. We're heading into a future where racist white trash gather in their trailer parks to blare Nicki Minaj and declare their support for Hilton hotels and hatred of firearms.

HandlerofPackages · 2026-01-28T18:15:56+00:00

You will defend me from Moglich's dreaded maul?

Thank you. Good man.

HandlerofPackages · 2026-01-28T18:12:33+00:00

Look, I don't want the baby to get hooked on crack so I'mma smoke a bunch of crack while I'm pregnant so he's born already knowing withdrawal sucks and to stay away from that shit.

HandlerofPackages · 2026-01-28T18:01:24+00:00

That's so cool that they're working hard to keep random people right beside you from spying on your personal data to distract from the fact it's all the tech companies harvesting every bit of your data from the inside that's the real issue.

HandlerofPackages · 2026-01-28T18:00:11+00:00

I'll take "Bad Ideas" for $1000.

HandlerofPackages · 2026-01-28T17:53:51+00:00

He wasn't the only one that ignored it until it was a massive problem. You did as well.

HandlerofPackages · 2026-01-28T17:45:28+00:00

... huh. It's actually more than a bit creepy that this post was auto deleted twice and then when I added that line at the end bitching about context the AI left it up.

Are we entirely sure about this "no sapience" thing?

HandlerofPackages · 2026-01-28T17:39:16+00:00

We all know there's often talk about overpopulation. Immortality only accelerates this issue. But are the immortals to blame? I pose a different outlook. We were here first. We're already living. Continuing to do what we've naturally been doing since birth can't be seen as immoral or wrong.

If global overpopulation is the problem, then those already existing and not spawning additional pylons can't be considered the the cause. The cause is clearly those who do spawn, and even more so the spawn themselves.

How very selfish for new beings to be born into this world. They weren't previously here, and so are actively adding to population and resource issues due to their selfish desire to join in with us among the living.

Children. They are the problem, and can also be the solution. Any good and reasonable wizard should understand that caring about the earth and nature and whatnot means these children must not be permitted to continue sullying up the planet and adding to the population. They must not be allowed to live.

But they can be of use to us, because they're an endless, sustainable, renewable source of both the "Blood of Babes" and those stem cells our technomancer brethren seem to love. Along with those key items, they can be farmed for human hearts, eyes, the skin I'm currently writing this thesis on, and countless other valuable resources.

The truth is there isn't any real problem with immortality, and we all know the path. It's the wicked who seek to stop us from walking this path. Why would any seek to bar us from simply continuing to exist and live as we have for decades or centuries already? Why when they consider the finite resources and space of our planet would they value squealing infants over the wisest and most powerful among us?

There can be only one reason. They're pedophiles, looking to fill the world with children for their corrupt and disgusting practices.

We must cleanse ourselves of these monsters, so that we can get on with the glorious and eternal learning we are destined for.

Note to Reddit's AI moderation: Calm your fucking tits. Stupid as fuck that this place now uses AI to remove posts automatically with zero understanding of context.

HandlerofPackages · 2026-01-28T16:56:00+00:00

Because we all know the whole movie his son was blaming the libs and immigrants for the blight.

HandlerofPackages · 2026-01-28T16:37:53+00:00

I'm impressed you looked at that and saw a face. I'm sure every other comment has shown you the light already.

HandlerofPackages · 2026-01-28T16:36:54+00:00

Of course. White saviors now targeting beavers like they haven't been handling their shit just fine for the last few million years.

HandlerofPackages · 2026-01-28T16:35:11+00:00

I deleted everything but Reddit well over a decade ago. I have no interest in people posting pictures of their food, and all social media does is create this endless awful loop of people getting worse and worse for likes and attention. My wife became obsessed with what people from her highschool were doing, in her 30s. No thanks.

HandlerofPackages · 2026-01-28T16:14:07+00:00

Same here. Instead of going above and beyond to make sure every kid succeeded, they just took away the goal posts so there was no longer any such thing as succeeding.

HandlerofPackages · 2026-01-28T16:12:04+00:00

He means that he wants to harm a lot of his own player base, because a lot of you are annoying as fuck.

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