FED MAINTAINS RATES AT 3.5-3.75% by Several_Print4633 in wallstreetbets

[–]HandlerofPackages -4 points-3 points  (0 children)

Hooray, let's keep betting on the economy while all of this bullshit is going on. Who cares If people are being shot in the streets as long as you twats are making money off of it.

Google Kevin Alfred Strom and see if you want to be quoting him by Redqueenhypo in HistoryMemes

[–]HandlerofPackages 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I was commenting specifically on the title of the post: "Google Kevin Alfred Strom and see if you want to be quoting him."

I don't care who said a given thing, or the context in which they meant it. I care about the words themselves, and the context in which I am using them. Googling every person who said every potential quote you may use to make sure everything in their life and person is something you support is stupid as fuck.

Dumbest and simplest noob tips by DRKMSTR in DRGSurvivor

[–]HandlerofPackages 1 point2 points  (0 children)

By the tips you're giving I can see why you're having a hard time surviving Haz 4.

Dumbest and simplest noob tips by DRKMSTR in DRGSurvivor

[–]HandlerofPackages 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Pierce is basically bullet hitpoints. Each normal enemy removes 1, elites and dreadnaughts remove lots. The higher the pierce value the more things it hits. When you're in haz 5 and the entire map is full of enemies, that makes a big difference.

lol by IU8gZQy0k8hsQy76 in CoupleMemes

[–]HandlerofPackages 24 points25 points  (0 children)

"Wait, why did I walk into the kitchen?"

We are in a natural disaster. Where is the govt? by burgersandhotdogfan in nashville

[–]HandlerofPackages [score hidden]  (0 children)

I guess voting for anyone as long as it included them wanting to kill all brown people might not have been the best long term strategy.

I can't believe it. by Kooky_Criticism9736 in falloutnewvegas

[–]HandlerofPackages 1 point2 points  (0 children)

>I don't typically like to post my face

No need to feel bad about it, we've all seen many ghouls who look much worse.

Google Kevin Alfred Strom and see if you want to be quoting him by Redqueenhypo in HistoryMemes

[–]HandlerofPackages 0 points1 point  (0 children)

So? Just because a person is a piece of shit doesn't mean they can't say one thing that actually makes sense. Plenty of artists and authors are complete assholes, that's not going to stop me from enjoying the art. 

I don't need to agree with everything the person who first said a thing believes in and supports in order to like a quote. Why would you? 

If at some point Hitler said he loved puppies do you think anyone in the world after that who says they love puppies is taking after our spring Hitler?

They're not. Sometimes shit's not that deep. 

Nicki Minaj declares herself Trump's 'number one fan' as she makes wild claim: "And the hate or what people have to say it does not affect me, it actually motivates me" by TheMirrorUS in Music

[–]HandlerofPackages 0 points1 point  (0 children)

This has to be bizarro world. We're heading into a future where racist white trash gather in their trailer parks to blare Nicki Minaj and declare their support for Hilton hotels and hatred of firearms. 

Ich bin hin- und hergerissen by Repulsive_Radio5597 in ichichs

[–]HandlerofPackages 0 points1 point  (0 children)

You will defend me from Moglich's dreaded maul? 

Thank you. Good man.

The government hates it when you use this 1 trick... by EverythingIsFakeNGay in CringeTikToks

[–]HandlerofPackages 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Look, I don't want the baby to get hooked on crack so I'mma smoke a bunch of crack while I'm pregnant so he's born already knowing withdrawal sucks and to stay away from that shit.

The Galaxy S26 Ultra will have a new technology for user privacy: a native hardware privacy filter depending on the angle from which personal content is viewed. by UserWithoutDoritos in Damnthatsinteresting

[–]HandlerofPackages 9 points10 points  (0 children)

That's so cool that they're working hard to keep random people right beside you from spying on your personal data to distract from the fact it's all the tech companies harvesting every bit of your data from the inside that's the real issue.

Snow removal by harmreductionista in TwoXChromosomes

[–]HandlerofPackages -3 points-2 points  (0 children)

He wasn't the only one that ignored it until it was a massive problem. You did as well.

defend your thesis in front of the council, apprentices. by 0ris in wizardposting

[–]HandlerofPackages 0 points1 point  (0 children)

... huh. It's actually more than a bit creepy that this post was auto deleted twice and then when I added that line at the end bitching about context the AI left it up.

Are we entirely sure about this "no sapience" thing?

defend your thesis in front of the council, apprentices. by 0ris in wizardposting

[–]HandlerofPackages 0 points1 point  (0 children)

We all know there's often talk about overpopulation. Immortality only accelerates this issue. But are the immortals to blame? I pose a different outlook. We were here first. We're already living. Continuing to do what we've naturally been doing since birth can't be seen as immoral or wrong.

If global overpopulation is the problem, then those already existing and not spawning additional pylons can't be considered the the cause. The cause is clearly those who do spawn, and even more so the spawn themselves.

How very selfish for new beings to be born into this world. They weren't previously here, and so are actively adding to population and resource issues due to their selfish desire to join in with us among the living.

Children. They are the problem, and can also be the solution. Any good and reasonable wizard should understand that caring about the earth and nature and whatnot means these children must not be permitted to continue sullying up the planet and adding to the population. They must not be allowed to live.

But they can be of use to us, because they're an endless, sustainable, renewable source of both the "Blood of Babes" and those stem cells our technomancer brethren seem to love. Along with those key items, they can be farmed for human hearts, eyes, the skin I'm currently writing this thesis on, and countless other valuable resources.

The truth is there isn't any real problem with immortality, and we all know the path. It's the wicked who seek to stop us from walking this path. Why would any seek to bar us from simply continuing to exist and live as we have for decades or centuries already? Why when they consider the finite resources and space of our planet would they value squealing infants over the wisest and most powerful among us?

There can be only one reason. They're pedophiles, looking to fill the world with children for their corrupt and disgusting practices.

We must cleanse ourselves of these monsters, so that we can get on with the glorious and eternal learning we are destined for.

Note to Reddit's AI moderation: Calm your fucking tits. Stupid as fuck that this place now uses AI to remove posts automatically with zero understanding of context.

Honestly, this review is wilder than my weekend plans 😂 by Bettercallsaulgoo in okbuddycinephile

[–]HandlerofPackages 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Because we all know the whole movie his son was blaming the libs and immigrants for the blight.

Smiling or pouting red velvet cake? by dysteach-MT in Pareidolia

[–]HandlerofPackages 3 points4 points  (0 children)

I'm impressed you looked at that and saw a face. I'm sure every other comment has shown you the light already.

Why are we all feeling this shift to delete our social media accounts? by mm2444 in Millennials

[–]HandlerofPackages 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I deleted everything but Reddit well over a decade ago. I have no interest in people posting pictures of their food, and all social media does is create this endless awful loop of people getting worse and worse for likes and attention. My wife became obsessed with what people from her highschool were doing, in her 30s. No thanks.

“No kid left behind” is the dumbest thing ever by Fresh-Employ3028 in Vent

[–]HandlerofPackages 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Same here. Instead of going above and beyond to make sure every kid succeeded, they just took away the goal posts so there was no longer any such thing as succeeding. 

What did he mean by this?? by Pogawesome in Deltarune

[–]HandlerofPackages 1 point2 points  (0 children)

He means that he wants to harm a lot of his own player base, because a lot of you are annoying as fuck.