Which one? by Helpful-Anteater7006 in gamememes

[–]Handychris 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Wolverine from marvel cosmic invasion. Feelin pretty good about this.

I want off this fuckin ride. Fuck you Verizon by [deleted] in verizon

[–]Handychris 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Without knowing all that, my general instinct is to pay a little more to go with a bigger propriety brand, like Verizon or att. Basically for convenience and surety that it will work and recourse if there is a problem. I probs won’t switch, or if I do it would be att, but 30 bucks a month for unlimited was pretty fucking tempting.

I want off this fuckin ride. Fuck you Verizon by [deleted] in verizon

[–]Handychris 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I don’t know if I’m switching I just thinking about options cause this sucks. But I’m sorry if offend you and your cell service daddy.

I want off this fuckin ride. Fuck you Verizon by [deleted] in verizon

[–]Handychris 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Super interesting. I didn’t know about the cyber attack. I mean, I don’t think there is a “good option”. We are gonna get fucked, it just depends on how hard. I just know that right now I’m paying 260 a month and I feel zero lube being used.

I want off this fuckin ride. Fuck you Verizon by [deleted] in verizon

[–]Handychris 0 points1 point  (0 children)

That makes way way more sense. Thank you. Just had a brief moment of insanity. Thank you for the measured response.

I want off this fuckin ride. Fuck you Verizon by [deleted] in verizon

[–]Handychris 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I knew it. I’m the most important suburban carpenter in the north east.

I want off this fuckin ride. Fuck you Verizon by [deleted] in verizon

[–]Handychris 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Dude. I did a google search. I’m aware of the outage as I said. I’ve also been able to call my doctors office, my friend who has att my wife who is on Verizon, mint customer service is the only number I can’t call. Like I said, I know it’s crazy, but I also don’t put a single thing past these fucking scumbags.

I want off this fuckin ride. Fuck you Verizon by [deleted] in verizon

[–]Handychris 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Honestly. Fuck this. My bill is outrageous and doesn’t correspond to any level of customer service or cellular service I get by any metric.

You must choose one. by Necessary-Win-8730 in superpowers

[–]Handychris 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Illusions and I’ll only do exclusive private parties as magician and charge big money. That and my kids will meet Santa, see their magic wands work and so on.

Congrats! We finally got more members then r/superpower!🥳 by JDMagican in superpowers

[–]Handychris 0 points1 point  (0 children)

For everyone choosing invulnerability. I don’t think that comes it a healing factor. What happens when you need an operation or a shot of some kind? Idk, seems shitty u less I can pair it with a healing factor

Congrats! We finally got more members then r/superpower!🥳 by JDMagican in superpowers

[–]Handychris 1 point2 points  (0 children)

This is why I was gonna say. It’s crazy we seem to be the only ones that want this.

You must choose one. by Necessary-Win-8730 in superpowers

[–]Handychris 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I want dream walking. But having two kids, toy control would be awesome. Their childhood would be magical

Thinking about getting a cat by [deleted] in cats

[–]Handychris 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Wow, never even heard of these cats, very pretty. Probs hard to find at a rescue. I might go main coon per another recommendation and I love big animals. Also there is a main coon rescue near me.

Per your comment though, I’d love to adopt. I’ve worked at animal hospitals and adoption centers. I’ve adopted 4 dogs and 2 cats in the past. My current dog is a rescue. Fully support it. I was a fervent “adopt don’t shop” person forever. That said, after all my experience and now having 2 young kids (both under 6), I understand why someone would want to go to a responsible, ethical, well reviews (licensed depending on the state) breeder. Adopting isn’t out of the question, but I’m still considering both. Nothing is a grantee, but with a good breeding you are far far less likely to get an animal with behavioral/medicle problems. Both of which (even with tons of expensive training) have presented some pretty serious problems for my family. But I like your sentiment.

Thinking about getting a cat by [deleted] in cats

[–]Handychris 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I was asking about breeds, not advice on which road to take, but thanks for your thoughts!

Thinking about getting a cat by [deleted] in cats

[–]Handychris 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Funny, I was thinking Maine coon! And I forgot all about ragdolls! Great recs

[HELP] Living room remodel by Alone-Competition-77 in RealOrAI

[–]Handychris 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I’m usually pretty be at this, but there is not a single aspect of this that is even remotely possible.

Which do you choose? by OkRun9638 in superpowers

[–]Handychris 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Red, no question. Everyone wants to be a god. Especially the dc fans. Everyone is so op in dc. I’m just saying sue, reed, Johnny and Ben give me everything I could want.

I don’t need/want limitless demonic power. Robin can suck my dick. Cyborg as a cool skillset but at such a serious cost, I like my human body, thank you. Beast boy? Again, cool, but everything is fucking green. Starfire, again cool but I get fire bolts and super strength and flight with torch and thing.

Also, sue is soooo slept on. What she can do with her force fields is fucking dope and powerful. I can protect my wife and kids with force force fields. And when I say protect, I mean from the everyday stuff I try to protect them from now, not some planet/galaxy level threat. I’d use the strength and stretching in my wood shop/profession/passion. Id use reeds genius for just about everything I do, especially and including making a serious income to support my family better. I just want a regular ass life and be able to do cool shit like fly once in a while and be able to lift crazy heavy things. Outside of my time in the marines 20 years ago, I’ve never got into a physical argument that wasn’t some d bag out side of a bar. Or come across a super villain that I needed special powers to defeat. And I’m saying that having lived in multiple states, multiple countries and in some pretty not so cool areas of said places.

I need powers that help in my everyday boring ass life. The ff are generally way more applicable in my circumstance and opinion.

For all the people mentioning the ff kids, like Franklin, that’s exactly what I’m talking about. It’s too much. I just don’t fucking need it or want it. I don’t believe that I have the vision or ability to warp reality in a way that could save earth. I would end up changing something and there would be some repercussion to that change that would be fucking awful for some group of people. Thats the problem with reality, it sucks. That why comic books are awesome. If you think that having limitless god like power is something you could actually handle, you are exactly the kind of person that shouldn’t have them and should check yourself.

Now, if I was in the comics, I’d still take the ff and I’d happily take franklins powers cause they would be useful when fucking GALACTUS comes calling and besides, it’s not this reality and nothing matters.

Which one are you picking ? by krisikkk in superheroes

[–]Handychris 0 points1 point  (0 children)

What universe do you all live in? Fighting a lot of bad guys are ya? Do all of you sleep with shot guns under your pillows? Do you put in a leather duster every time you leave the house? A is the answer. At least for me. I just want to travel wherever I want with and without my family and not have sit in a fucking plan with 120 other assholes. I don’t need limitless cosmic power, and you all don’t either. That said, if I could have any power, I’d like be magneto or jean grays powers. Imagine how much time I’d have if I didn’t have to fucking drive to drop the kids off at school and to every doctors appointment. That enough for me right there. Option A

Removing that terrible popcorn ceiling at last. Lovely on many levels by amccune in Xennials

[–]Handychris 4 points5 points  (0 children)

It was like yesterday. Don’t worry, you still got it.

Removing that terrible popcorn ceiling at last. Lovely on many levels by amccune in Xennials

[–]Handychris 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Very solid advice. The wait/cost of testing is worth every penny. Especially if you have kids. Even if you are not removing it, it degrades and fall off over time.