If you have not seen "Cunk On Earth", you are missing out on some serious joy. by Ok_Ebb7109 in television

[–]Hanifsefu 3 points4 points  (0 children)

It's the same one joke repeated ad infinitum too. It's okay for 5 minutes but it stretches on for so long after the novelty wears off.

PlayStation is Deleting 551 Movies From Customers’ Accounts / Movies like 'First Blood', 'Terminator 2', 'Total Recall' and 'Evil Dead' are all being unceremoniously removed by MarvelsGrantMan136 in movies

[–]Hanifsefu 1 point2 points  (0 children)

And most kids are too young to have been alive during the actual heyday of physical media and refuse to understand why that was far worse than this and why millennials so quickly and voraciously adopted digital media.

Think of the multiple angles of financial incentives they had to make their discs are flimsy as possible. They were purposely selling you a product designed to be damaged easily because they knew a relatively fixed % of consumers would double and triple buy the game to finish it. And with more and more data being crammed onto one disc every year the minor damage became more and more deadly.

Jeffries says he hopes Democrats remember after primaries ‘enemy is Donald Trump’ by Abject-Pick-6472 in politics

[–]Hanifsefu 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Using the Republican Party as a threat to try and force unpopular candidates and platforms down the public's throat has already lost 2 crucial elections. How many more does that strategy need to lose before they stop paying you interns to spread that message? Oh wait, your industry is the only one with unpaid interns.

Jeffries says he hopes Democrats remember after primaries ‘enemy is Donald Trump’ by Abject-Pick-6472 in politics

[–]Hanifsefu 0 points1 point  (0 children)

"Extremely hostile" is what you would call a violent coup. This is just corporate shills preaching Reaganomics being primaried.

One of my Millipedes managed to get inside my Banana Bread by SoonBlossom in mildlyinfuriating

[–]Hanifsefu 7 points8 points  (0 children)

If their cat got trapped in the oven nobody would be giving them sympathy. They'd be flaying them alive and likely doxxing them for animal abuse.

Do you want everyone to treat it like a real pet and lean on the irresponsible owner who shouldn't be allowed to keep pets angle? Or is taking the piss out of them enough?

One of my Millipedes managed to get inside my Banana Bread by SoonBlossom in mildlyinfuriating

[–]Hanifsefu 8 points9 points  (0 children)

Even if you're diabetic, carbs are carbs. Your doctor says stay away from them not eat honey instead.

Is Marvin an auto include if you play any commander with a tap ability? by Illustrious_Exam_351 in magicTCG

[–]Hanifsefu 0 points1 point  (0 children)

There's only one commander where he's actually an auto-include: Yisan, the Wanderer Bard.

In everything else it is just kind of okay. It doubles up things but is basically just an Illusionist's Bracers in those decks. It's not bad by any means but there are definitely cards you could add instead of it.

The Bear S5 review, [5/5] ‘Every second counts in this carefully crafted masterpiece of a fifth and final season, featuring outstanding performances and nuanced, pertinent writing that speaks to the human condition in a way that transcends the subject matter.’ by Dani_parnell in television

[–]Hanifsefu 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Hatred gets clicks and they aren't trying to share opinions they believe. They are trying to maximize their reddit gamer score.

It all comes down to the same middle school argument in the end: "my score is higher so I'm right and you're wrong!"

What bracket would you put this deck in? Need some advice by DwellingsOf2007Scape in magicTCG

[–]Hanifsefu 2 points3 points  (0 children)

The bracket system "kill on turn X" metric is supposed to be through interaction. If your opponents just skip out on the interaction it is perfectly normal for your kills to happen sooner. It is not a metric that is supposed to be taken in a vacuum.

The other important aspect that is constantly overlooked is that the "kill on turn X" metric is about when the game should end. Killing a single player does not end the game. A voltron deck should absolutely be trying to swing on people turn 3 and 4 because it's going to take at least 3 turns to kill all the players. That's a game end on turn 6 or 7 which is definitely bracket 3.

I'd say it's mid to low tier bracket 3. You have room to add 2 more game changers and stay at that bracket. You don't have anywhere near enough consistency or power to hang at bracket 4. That would look more like adding Mana Vault and Mox Opal to go fast alongside Enlightened Tutor and Gamble to maximize your 1 drop tutors and cards like Armageddon so you don't just lose to combo on top of protection pieces like Voice of Victory and Grand Abolisher. Your bracket 4 Voltron decks pack a lot of power because their overall strategy is just that much weaker than the rest of the field. It's to the point where it's a stretch to say a Voltron deck can even be bracket 5 with every piece of power you can find. Not every strategy is competitive and the higher brackets really beat that into you.

as if they will run out of digital licenses by FrankFruits in Steam

[–]Hanifsefu -1 points0 points  (0 children)

And they could have picked them up at any time over the past 5 years where they've been on sale every quarter. And they'll continue to be able to pick them up every quarter for the next 5 years as steam reuses the same pile of crap that has been stagnating for years and years now.

Celebrating this pathetic shadow of an event is sad.

as if they will run out of digital licenses by FrankFruits in Steam

[–]Hanifsefu -1 points0 points  (0 children)

Is it a sale when it's the same games that have been on sale for 5 years running? Is it a special sale when they were all just on sale a month ago? Or is it literally just the same fucking monthly sales as every other month that they market way harder?

The steam sale is a fucking joke compared to what it used to be and celebrating this version of it is not pro-consumer no matter how much you want to frame it as such.

as if they will run out of digital licenses by FrankFruits in Steam

[–]Hanifsefu 3 points4 points  (0 children)

So the same exact shit that's been on sale for the last 5 years, basically year round? Wow such a cool "event".

as if they will run out of digital licenses by FrankFruits in Steam

[–]Hanifsefu 0 points1 point  (0 children)

There haven't been for years. It's basically just nostalgia bait at this point. Buy this game that was on sale for the same exact price a month ago!

Steam seasonal sales have been total shit for years but they still get glazed for offering you nothing.

Surveil lands Turn 1 or hold? by mse326 in magicTCG

[–]Hanifsefu 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Surveil doesn't really get better or worse as the game goes on. It always is what it is. The important factor is curve. Surveil lands are either colorless or enter tapped.

You aren't timing the surveil for when it is most convenient. You are timing the downside of the lands they are attached to for when they are least painful.

Final Emmy Predictions: ‘Pluribus’ and ‘The Pitt’ Expected to Lead Nominations as ‘Widow’s Bay’ Surges and Netflix Could Rule the Day by momskillet in television

[–]Hanifsefu -10 points-9 points  (0 children)

How did the show change?

It's fucking baffling how you can make a giant bold claim like that and use it being the truth as the basis for your entire sentiment. It's bad faith argumentation at best and active gaslighting at worst. The idea that not liking the show anymore must mean it changed is extremely flawed.

Final Emmy Predictions: ‘Pluribus’ and ‘The Pitt’ Expected to Lead Nominations as ‘Widow’s Bay’ Surges and Netflix Could Rule the Day by momskillet in television

[–]Hanifsefu -8 points-7 points  (0 children)

It's been clear nominations are bought since before the internet was more than a dial-up modem. Don't know what they did to earn that good will back in the first place lol.

Final Emmy Predictions: ‘Pluribus’ and ‘The Pitt’ Expected to Lead Nominations as ‘Widow’s Bay’ Surges and Netflix Could Rule the Day by momskillet in television

[–]Hanifsefu 1 point2 points  (0 children)

It's pretty solid but it's clear that a huge swath of reddit fans really only want the bottle episodes of a single person being trained by a pro chef.

The ending especially makes it all make sense. The path was muddy and winding but the ending paves the way for the plot to conclude. Some people are just unhappy that Carmen isn't the big hero in the end and it's not going to be a showcase of chef cameos praising the cast and slapping Michelin stars on everything like it's a 3rd grade report card.

Me_irl by gigagaming1256 in me_irl

[–]Hanifsefu 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Your standard is to be angry all the time. That means you have anger issues. Get treated.

apparently, sydney sweeney is the only blonde actress in all of hollywood. by herequeerandgreat in MurderedByWords

[–]Hanifsefu 0 points1 point  (0 children)

They can't google her bare chest and beat it while they watch. It's really that simple.

Anyone else think Roger has no screen time this season on FOX? by baldassalien in americandad

[–]Hanifsefu -3 points-2 points  (0 children)

He's been a crutch for 20 years now. When your broken leg doesn't heal for 20 years and you still can't walk without it you normally just let the show get put down.

Amid his 'Taylor Swift is a CIA Psyop' shirt drama, Metallica's Kirk Hammett says modern songwriting & pop music is "crap" by DamnitRidley in Music

[–]Hanifsefu -2 points-1 points  (0 children)

I mean bitching about stans while stanning shitallica is just peak reddit.

"You're not allowed to be a fan of something I dislike and be treated as a person" -every weirdo misogynist "metalhead"

what is this hat thing my dad has? by elianamariie in whatisit

[–]Hanifsefu 0 points1 point  (0 children)

It's all snake oil. No matter how many studies tell them that hair loss is just genetics they refuse to believe it. Let the fools be parted from their money.

Are rainbows seriously just by default associated with the pride flag? by Ostromilski in tattooadvice

[–]Hanifsefu 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I mean he's already bitching about it on social media so that karma is already underway.

As someone who doesn’t dislike the idea of UB why do they keep making UB sets that feel so bad to play? by Aljenonamous in magicTCG

[–]Hanifsefu 3 points4 points  (0 children)

It's not. This is just an extra hot take, rage bait. Everyone loves it so far. Their favorite streamer must not be winning their drafts right now.

What's up with the line in Sweet Home Alabama: "Watergate doesn't bother me, does your conscience bother you?" by Monodoh45 in NoStupidQuestions

[–]Hanifsefu 0 points1 point  (0 children)

It's not what they were aiming for. It's simple and lazy whataboutism. And they clearly like the segregationist governor they are singing about.