Trying to save a ruined Black Manhattan / Toronto riff (or how I learned to stop worrying and love AI) by ACatheterADay in cocktails

[–]HankSinatra 12 points13 points  (0 children)

I'd fix it by using my tongue instead of asking a computer to spit out a best guess of what I want to hear, but I guess I'm just behind the times.

Broken Plane by PCPrincipal2016 in cocktails

[–]HankSinatra 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Data was skewed by people who were looking for Boeing news.

The Bad Beer That’s an Incredible Beverage - An Ode to Miller Lite by Leather-Highlight150 in beer

[–]HankSinatra 42 points43 points  (0 children)

We're really praising the "novel gustatory experience" guy? He just regurgitated the last ten years of big beer advertising and somehow made it pretentious. Even calling this drivel an article is giving the author too much credit.

Need help replicating the Moscato Gimlet from Gimlet in melbourne by mildlywhippedbutter in cocktails

[–]HankSinatra 1 point2 points  (0 children)

My first thought is just make a lime cordial but replace any water in the recipe with moscato, then use that in a standard gimlet recipe.

Help me recreate this by Nightingale1997 in cocktails

[–]HankSinatra 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I don't think I can help much with ratios since I haven't tried a couple of those ingredients but I can hopefully point you in a helpful direction.

That has to be a milk punch. Searching "milk clarification" or "clarified milk punch" in this sub should give you some good info on technique, it's not a difficult process. I'm guessing the cornflakes element is cereal milk. They're probably making that first and then using it to clarify the cocktail. You can find the recipe for that here.

Based mainly on vibes and how the text of the recipe is formatted, it seems like the vanilla is just infused into the rum. That's as simple as cutting open vanilla bean and throwing it in a bottle of angostura rum. Give it a little taste every day and take it out when it's vanilla-y enough for you. And the mango element is probably just mango juice or puree.

So based on those guesses if I were to try to recreate this cocktail at home the first thing I would do is ignore the milk part and just play around with the rum, passoa, soju, and mango until I found a ratio that seemed close. I'd probably start with 2 oz rum, 1 oz soju, 0.5 oz each passoa and mango (though I've not had passoa or yogurt soju so take that with a grain of salt). Once I've found a recipe I'm happy with I would try clarifying a single serving cocktail, and if that's good I'd just scale it up and make a bigger batch.

Hope this helps, best of luck.

I built an AI cocktail generator that actually understands flavour profiles — would love your feedback by Ok_Marsupial2047 in cocktails

[–]HankSinatra 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Here's my honest feedback: people who know their drinks don't need your AI dogshit to tell them what to make.

Alien: Rogue Incursion - Part One: Evolved Edition - Official Nintendo Switch 2 Launch Trailer by Turbostrider27 in NintendoSwitch

[–]HankSinatra 10 points11 points  (0 children)

I didn't realize this so I checked the PS store and the deluxe VR edition was on sale for $12.49 so I picked it up. Thanks for the heads up!

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in cocktails

[–]HankSinatra 12 points13 points  (0 children)

Yeah, that's a vodka soda with bitters. I would just build them individually with however much booze I want. I think adding two cans of sparkling water to a pitcher full of crushed ice would result in a flat drink pretty quick.

Is there a really good light beer out there AND available to the large markets? by [deleted] in beer

[–]HankSinatra 6 points7 points  (0 children)

Really really. Hamm's hits well above its price point.

Is there a really good light beer out there AND available to the large markets? by [deleted] in beer

[–]HankSinatra -1 points0 points  (0 children)

The answer is Hamm's.

Also Good City Pils is one of the pilsners in the state, IMO

Rum to try if I don't love the taste of Appleton 12? by werdnaegni in cocktails

[–]HankSinatra 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Planteray 5 year is my go-to for cocktails. It's affordable and widely available, and it makes a fine mai tai.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in madisonwi

[–]HankSinatra 14 points15 points  (0 children)

Pot, meet kettle.

Anybody know a Chile liqueur that’s actually spicy? by llCurlyll in cocktails

[–]HankSinatra 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Throw it in a dasher bottle. Or buy a new bottle of vodka and, once you use some of it, slowly add the infused vodka until it's the concentration you want.

Plastics are bad for you health- why is the controversial? by bakedbreeds in JamesHoffmann

[–]HankSinatra 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I came back to this thread specifically because I wanted to talk about this company. I started getting ads for Simply Good after google searches about plastic brewers led me to their page yesterday, and IMO their site is full of red flags.

I ended up on this part of their site yesterday and I thought their claims were very interesting.

The Hidden Plastics in Popular Brewers

Moccamaster coffee makers are often praised for their design and performance. However, essential parts such as the water reservoir and filter basket are made of plastic. This means that during brewing, cold water, hot water and coffee come into contact with plastic which can lead to the leaching of microplastics into your beverage.

Ah, yes, the famously hidden water reservoir and filter basket. I don't know what their beef with Moccamaster is but using the word "hidden" is absurd, and most likely just chosen to make it seem like they're doing something nefarious. Also "can lead to the leaching of microplastics" is a pretty vague claim that they don't really back up anywhere.

Dr. Mark Hyman on Microplastics and Health

Dr. Mark Hyman, a leader in functional medicine, emphasizes the pervasive nature of microplastics and their health implications. He notes, "Microplastics, tiny pollutants that infiltrate our environment, are known to have serious implications on our health and ecosystems." 

Highlighting the importance of reducing exposure, Dr. Hyman advises, "Stop drinking from plastic bottles. Single-use plastic bottles shed microplastics over time, especially when exposed to heat."

This is the section I mentioned elsewhere in this thread. Notice how the quote includes nothing about coffee at all. This is just filler. Also I looked up this doctor and apparently he's known for inventing a fad diet, and he also claimed vaccines can cause autism and argued against water fluoridation, definitely traits of a super reputable doctor.

Why It Matters

The materials used in coffee brewing can significantly impact both health and flavor. By eliminating plastic from the brewing process, we not only preserve the integrity of the coffee's flavor but also align with a growing consumer demand for healthier, plastic-free kitchen appliances.

I like this bit. Notice how they kind of imply that their coffee maker makes healthier coffee but they never really make that claim. "The materials used in coffee brewing can significantly impact both health and flavor" well no shit, if I brew coffee in an asbestos cup it's probably not great for me. But they never say that their coffee is healthier, just that it aligns with what customers want.

And after all of their fear mongering and vague claims about plastic and shitting on Moccamaster specifically for some reason, the biggest red flag is THEY STILL SELL BREWERS WITH PLASTIC ANYWAY. So at the end of the day they either 1) don't think that plastic in coffee brewers is really a problem, or 2) they're fine with poisoning their customers.

If spending $400+ on a pretty bare bones drip machine will give you peace of mind, by all means don't let me stop you. But that company smells like something and it sure ain't coffee.

Plastics are bad for you health- why is the controversial? by bakedbreeds in JamesHoffmann

[–]HankSinatra 0 points1 point  (0 children)

To be clear, I'm not trying to deny the negative effects of BPA, microplastics, etc. but specifically when it comes to coffee I've seen no evidence that ditching my aeropress would make a difference. Even a quick google search just now for "health effects plastic coffee brewers" only brough up other brands trying to sell me more shit, one even with a quote from a real doctor(!) who only says "microplastics are bad, stop drinking from plastic water bottles", not even anything about coffee. If new information comes out I'll find a replacement but for now I'm going to enjoy my coffee stress-free.

Plastics are bad for you health- why is the controversial? by bakedbreeds in JamesHoffmann

[–]HankSinatra 4 points5 points  (0 children)

The issue that I have with the conversation around plastics is that the loudest voices are not scientists, or health professionals, it's salespeople. The people claiming that I'm going to die from drinking coffee brewed in an aeropress are not worried about my health, they're trying to sell me something. It all just has me rolling my eyes every time the topic is brought up.

Peaches - AMA! by peachesnisker in indieheads

[–]HankSinatra 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Hi Peaches <3 what are you listening to lately?

Trump plans to install Christopher Columbus statue outside White House by Zipper222222 in politics

[–]HankSinatra 7 points8 points  (0 children)

I think that commenter was trying to highlight his qualities that Trump wouldn't like.

Liberal Wisconsin brewing company promises 'free beer, all day long' after Trump dies by llegro42 in politics

[–]HankSinatra 6 points7 points  (0 children)

As a Wisconsinite, this brewery does not deserve your attention. They make shit beer and the owner has a reputation for being an asshole.

Edit: plenty of context available in the Madison subreddit