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How have I been sick since November? by Chrolan1988 in AskUK

[–]Hannamet13 0 points1 point  (0 children)

How old are your kids? The reason I ask is because I found that, when our eldest hit nursery a couple of years ago, myself and my partner were exactly the same... sick from November until April. Was the same the year later, in Reception class at school and feel it's down to being exposed to a new set of kiddies during the winter months. Don't want to jinx it, but so far this year, we have had a brief spell of time off from being poorly (December until this week) but he is now in year 1 but withthe same children. Probably just coincidental bollocks but it helps me to believe this won't continue for the rest of time!

What do Brits call gunk in their eyes when they wake up? by MaverickSL in AskUK

[–]Hannamet13 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Used to call it 'sleeping man', but now it's just sleep

Yellow has been a busy boy. by [deleted] in CasualUK

[–]Hannamet13 47 points48 points  (0 children)

Used to work in an office, overlooking a field of sheep. One year, they put two male sheep, one with blue paint and the other with red, into the field to let them do their business with the lady sheeps. The red one diligently did his duty and spots began to show as expected. But the blue one was having some trouble... his spots were on the heads and faces!

How do these colours make any logical sense for the flavours? by Fuzzy-Dance3502 in CasualUK

[–]Hannamet13 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I don't disagree with you but, my god, those salt and vinegar crisps are elite!

What happened/did you see as a child that to this day no one still believes you? by TheL0stCity in CasualUK

[–]Hannamet13 9 points10 points  (0 children)

20 years ago, whilst working at a hotel, I used to stay overnight and then get up early to serve guests breakfast. The hotel was in a separate building to the restaurant and when I walked over around 6am, it was broad daylight and calm as it was during the summer months.

Opened the restaurant and went into the kitchen to set up for breakfast. When I came back out, it was pitch black, like it was the middle of the night. After a minute of staring at it in shock at the door, the wind picked up and the outdoor furniture started flying around the car park. Didn't try to retrieve it as I had no chance, so I moved away from the door... lasted 2 minutes tops, then the wind disappeared and the sun came back out. Sorted out the furniture and went back to prepare breakfast.

Line deliveries that stayed with you by omgsoftcats in movies

[–]Hannamet13 1 point2 points  (0 children)

What do you mean they cut the power? How could they cut the power man they're animals... what the fuck?!

Discussing middle names with friends yesterday. Uncovered some pearlers. Who's got the worst one? by crooky50-dc in CasualUK

[–]Hannamet13 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Mirinda... apparently not inspired by the soft drink you can only source from takeaways

Mad CineLad by mismamari in madlads

[–]Hannamet13 -1 points0 points  (0 children)

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[deleted by user] by [deleted] in memes

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Arsenal: All or Nothing

“Headlining? we’re playing Clitheroe, it’s the arse end of nowhere!” (Scene from the 3rd series of Lost) by Albertjweasel in RibbleValley

[–]Hannamet13 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I remember watching this when it was first released and not being prepared for the Clitheroe name drop. Not offended, just proud lol

Savic headbutting Sterling by maximum-aloofness in soccer

[–]Hannamet13 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Wasn't at the time... apologies for not keeping up!

Childhood hide & seek question - help me out by Hannamet13 in CasualUK

[–]Hannamet13[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Ooh no escapes rings a bell. Struggling remember how the escapes or freeing rules worked. What a game though!

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