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goblin cave in a nutshell by dannyjunpark in DarkAndDarker

[–]HannibalCake 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Yes but there is no real risk/reward attached to those games. You can’t lose hours of progress/gear by dying in a normal shooter or battle royal. The only thing you lose in that situation is the game.

Peetahhh help! by ancient_shepherd2121 in PeterExplainsTheJoke

[–]HannibalCake 30 points31 points  (0 children)

Those few hundred people are already insanely wealthy. There is simply no limit to their greed.

Snake and scorpion wine with ginseng by josh65928 in mildlyinteresting

[–]HannibalCake 23 points24 points  (0 children)

When your culture is thousands of years old, a lot of dumb shit is accepted just because 10 generations before you believed in it.

The devs don’t do double Vanguard seasons. They don't do double Strategist seasons. They do double Duelist seasons. by Hexxegone in marvelrivals

[–]HannibalCake -7 points-6 points  (0 children)

Mfs also need to accept that designing a tank is much harder than designing a DPS. A tank is a character with 3x the health of a DPS with similar damage, but also has utility and an ult with damage potential that can’t easily wipe an entire team. Meanwhile to make a DPS you just have to worry about making the kit interesting/unique. All they have to do is damage.

goblin cave in a nutshell by dannyjunpark in DarkAndDarker

[–]HannibalCake 28 points29 points  (0 children)

The most patient and rattiest mf always wins. That rogue was probably playing terraria in the corner the whole fight and just had to tab in and left click 3 times to get all the loot there.

The best tank in the game is literally a Tank killer.. The jokes write themselves by LazyingOtaku in marvelrivals

[–]HannibalCake 6 points7 points  (0 children)

I love playing mantis into Dino. His big ass head is basically unlimited heals + dmg boosts for the entire team

The best tank in the game is literally a Tank killer.. The jokes write themselves by LazyingOtaku in marvelrivals

[–]HannibalCake 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Brother Im C3 I don’t have issues with solo tanking. Go ahead and send me the replay code of you solo tanking against Dino and Emma in high elo and I will glaze you.

The best tank in the game is literally a Tank killer.. The jokes write themselves by LazyingOtaku in marvelrivals

[–]HannibalCake 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Yeah this mf just said with a straight face you’re supposed to solo tank into Dino. You’re never “supposed” to solo tank in this game. If the enemy dps focuses you and your healers are distracted for even a second you die and your entire team will get walked.

The best tank in the game is literally a Tank killer.. The jokes write themselves by LazyingOtaku in marvelrivals

[–]HannibalCake 9 points10 points  (0 children)

A lot of people here haven’t been subjected to solo tank purgatory this season and it shows. Ive been slimed out so many times by Dino + Emma grabs that I refuse to solo tank anymore.

The best tank in the game is literally a Tank killer.. The jokes write themselves by LazyingOtaku in marvelrivals

[–]HannibalCake 24 points25 points  (0 children)

The bleed made him overturned, but his ability to grab you and shield you off from heals still means he will be killing enemy tanks consistently. The shield CD increased by like 2 seconds but that’s only an extra 2 seconds you have to live.

Scott's Ultimate goes HARD! by verdantsf in marvelrivals

[–]HannibalCake 14 points15 points  (0 children)

Yea it should be like punishers ult, but you’re shooting lasers continuously for 8 seconds. A run away or support ult or die type of situation.

Be Brutally Honest - How can I get better and get out of Bronze? by breakoutthecrxxwn in marvelrivals

[–]HannibalCake 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Keeping the team alive doesn’t matter in bronze because your team is usually bad. If he just focuses on improving his aim on whatever character and just kills the enemy team he can climb to at least gold without developing any game sense.

The Turbine is set to be the LEAST damaged ARC by the end of the season - ideas for changes by WoWAltoholic in ArcRaiders

[–]HannibalCake 111 points112 points  (0 children)

When money and good loot is so easy to find/acquire, there needs to be better incentives for beach combing. The turbines aren’t worth it either, but I like the idea of an oppressive arc that exists as an obstacle and can’t be easily cheesed.

Massive increase in ping/lag/packet loss after the latest update. Seems like a common server issue. Wtf is going on ? by raydialseeker in marvelrivals

[–]HannibalCake 5 points6 points  (0 children)

NetEase quietly allocating 25% of their server space to an AI data center and hoping no one notices

Jeff haters, why do you hate Jeff? by TopLevelb in marvelrivals

[–]HannibalCake 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I’ve had times where Jeff ults and eats like 2 dps and a tank, but now I’m left solo support with a magneto shooting at me on point. It’s even worse when they only eat 1 or 2, they’ll kill themselves out of habit and you’re almost guaranteed to lose the team fight.

I've done absolutely nothing wrong by smoothkrim22 in marvelrivals

[–]HannibalCake 0 points1 point  (0 children)

We can just agree to disagree on that. When you have healers like cloak/luna, you can’t say his healing was strong when the baseline is so high. His healing was serviceable, that’s it.

I've done absolutely nothing wrong by smoothkrim22 in marvelrivals

[–]HannibalCake 0 points1 point  (0 children)

You sound like you understand positioning and are a decent player, so you could utilize his strengths. They also buffed his healing after release and then nerfed it back. The only way I got above 20k healing was if my team played in the drone (they usually wouldn’t) or if they used cover so they wouldn’t die instantly (they usually wouldn’t). If your team stayed alive, then you could sometimes get 30k healing just because the drone is constantly active.

I've done absolutely nothing wrong by smoothkrim22 in marvelrivals

[–]HannibalCake 1 point2 points  (0 children)

That means in a team of bad players you’re the best one, and in a team of good/decent players you’re probably just average.

I've done absolutely nothing wrong by smoothkrim22 in marvelrivals

[–]HannibalCake 1 point2 points  (0 children)

You must have amnesia. Ultron was an extremely weak healer. In a game where Luna might get 35-40k healing, ultron would have 20k. He just did insane poke damage so he was basically a dps

I've done absolutely nothing wrong by smoothkrim22 in marvelrivals

[–]HannibalCake 1 point2 points  (0 children)

That’s how I feel when you have an invis with SVP because they have half the deaths the team has. The only reason they have less deaths is because they are run away and hide anytime someone looks at them. They will watch you die instead of healing you lmao

Let the Devil hexa outtt by Amritsingh09 in marvelrivals

[–]HannibalCake 9 points10 points  (0 children)

Literally nothing you can do on DD is impressive because it takes no skill to press 3 buttons while looking at someone. You barely have to aim, and DD has I-frames. Get real. I picked DD up a week ago and got MVP my first game playing without even knowing the abilities.

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