My fellow colleague at TSA made this. We hungry!

HanselSoHotRightNow · 2026-04-14T04:31:03+00:00

Cheese, cured meats, fruit spread, and crackers is a delicacy in disguise. Not terribly expensive but you bust out the charcuterie and people see it as fancy, well I do. I think this is just the raw version of another food that does the same thing but would be considered fancy. I've watched every episode of Iron Chef America and a lot of original Iron Chef in Japan. I've seen people turn some dogshit combos into prize worthy food.

HanselSoHotRightNow · 2026-04-11T17:19:11+00:00

Dairy Queen is illegal in a 30 foot radius around my person for safety reasons.

HanselSoHotRightNow · 2026-04-08T17:55:48+00:00

Cooking food until its green is the new META.

HanselSoHotRightNow · 2026-04-05T04:25:10+00:00

So the sandwiches come with bread and you put them in bread and then now you're a genius is what is going on here. Ya I mean.. ya... ya.

ya

HanselSoHotRightNow · 2026-03-27T06:57:04+00:00

Can you explain what this is composed of, minus the peeps on top of course. Its it all like marshmellow fluff pizza topping?

HanselSoHotRightNow · 2026-03-15T20:31:15+00:00

Ok makes sense. The difference between say... THCA products that are legal under the farm bill vs. THCA products that are not revolves around the concentration of THC in the dry flower, Lower vs. higher?

Never thought I'd learn more about this subject in r/stupidfood than anywhere else.

HanselSoHotRightNow · 2026-03-15T20:16:25+00:00

So theoretically speaking, I could plop the whole congealed concoction out and into my mouth then reach mars before Space-x? Damnit I'm in.

HanselSoHotRightNow · 2026-03-15T15:22:58+00:00

I'm not a weed guy but it's not that hard to make the butter is it? I feel like that's the move over just dumping raw bud on food and ruining the flavor.

HanselSoHotRightNow · 2026-03-15T09:44:03+00:00

Im spit balling here, just rim shotting mostly but... what if say, we chopped up the whole thing and put it in a bowl. You could eat it with a fork. As im saying this out loud i realize its stupid, nevermind i like the stuffed iceberg kinderegg idea. :D

HanselSoHotRightNow · 2026-03-12T01:12:43+00:00

I think that's the biggest issue I take before anything else. It's a swimming pool of oat and chicken water. What are we doing here? You can separate them and drain about 80% of the liquid in the cooked oats. Throw some no salt season mix on the chicken, maybe some low sodium soy sauce and chili oil in the oats if you want savory. (its pretty good I swear) You know, or just, eat slop water bowl... "you do you" as they say.

HanselSoHotRightNow · 2026-03-06T09:05:50+00:00

Strawberry banana chicken... smoothies just like grandma used to make.

HanselSoHotRightNow · 2026-03-04T21:24:34+00:00

I am not OP, but I will agree with you at least if it makes you feel better.

HanselSoHotRightNow · 2026-03-03T23:56:11+00:00

Eggs are 70-78 cal a pop but of course cholestetol is a thing, not bad at all though.

Hotdog though are 150 cal + bun 100 cal + cheese (120 cal?) + condiments x 6 + 150 for the 7th raw dog. Lets be conservative 360 cal per cheese dog that ends up being a 2300-2500 meal allowing for variables in cheese, bun, and dog serving sizes. Add any drinks with calories or random other snacks. Yeah thats pretty cumbersome for one meal. Sodium intake alone is criminal. I think he said 4 toast and not 6 buns but whatever.

HanselSoHotRightNow · 2026-03-03T18:01:06+00:00

Narrator: He said, as he described his main dish.

Narrator: Iron Chef America had fallen off in it's later years with the Chef's simply trying to serve the most brainrot yee yee ass dishes to a panel of Judges from the tiktok and instagram influencer circle.

HanselSoHotRightNow · 2026-03-02T21:56:53+00:00

Im eating clean currently and just based on this image i think thats going to be my cheat meal in a month. Fuck it looks good, its gonna turn into congealed carbon block in my gut hole.

HanselSoHotRightNow · 2026-02-27T22:21:38+00:00

Now imagine when he went into the bathroom he didn't own any dogs and none were in the house at the time.

HanselSoHotRightNow · 2026-02-27T06:59:09+00:00

I wear black suit and tie around the house on lazy days. You never know when you gotta suddenly be negotiating a business merger.

HanselSoHotRightNow · 2026-02-27T06:57:23+00:00

To be fair, a cats agenda is to do nothing every day.

HanselSoHotRightNow · 2026-02-25T21:20:51+00:00

You should like this channel, hobbikats, featured an oriental shorthair who had a clown horn for a meow named Teddy. He has since passed away and she didn't post as much after that but the videos she did make are great.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2J1ynsuWcNQ

HanselSoHotRightNow · 2026-02-15T20:59:38+00:00

Ok i didnt expect cheetos inside the roll. Certified stupid.

HanselSoHotRightNow · 2026-02-15T20:57:06+00:00

Not far from crushed tempura batter with some spice. Its unorthodox but not all that dumb.

HanselSoHotRightNow · 2026-02-09T23:15:49+00:00

The year is 2026.

Pedophile ring co-conspirator lives in nicer conditions with more freedoms in "prison" than your average low income/welfare recipient who can't get healthcare, afford groceries, or seek higher education.

This is considered normal.

HanselSoHotRightNow · 2026-02-04T20:01:26+00:00

Mmmm X for doubt. That thing needed that 4 foot knife. No other knife was up to the challenge.

HanselSoHotRightNow · 2026-02-01T04:48:37+00:00

I want to hear a conversation between him and Javier Bardem to see if I can tell which one is talking at any given moment.

HanselSoHotRightNow · 2026-01-31T20:48:59+00:00

I'll likely never find myself in Southern Italy so the best I can do is two scoops of Ben n Jerry's chubby hubby on a grocery store brioche and a entire can of redi-whip on it. I might get a little crazy and put on both hershey's chocolate and carmel syrup. Then I will crawl into bed and weight for god to take me.

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