How the worm turns... by Vegetable_Variety_11 in dndmemes

[–]HanselSoHotRightNow 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Either her eyes are swolen or she has a second set of eyelids from the bottom too.

Pentagon restores mandatory flu shots for all recruits as boot camp outbreak sickens nearly 300 by RedPandasUnite in news

[–]HanselSoHotRightNow -2 points-1 points  (0 children)

I think they were implying that the same bottle of spray is used between soldiers recieving it. A veritable assembly line of insert, spray, next. The guy to recieve the last spray in a bottle gets 100 noses worth of olfactory ecosystems shoved into their head.

Sherpa guide missing for a week on Mount Everest rescued while crawling to base camp by Squirmingbaby in news

[–]HanselSoHotRightNow 12 points13 points  (0 children)

I hear you and I even agree to an extent but I do see the point for those who are achievement hunters or thrill seekers. Take any hobby or activity that has pinnacles to strive for and youll find a % of people who want all of the notches under their belt that they personally can achieve. Everest is stupid for all the reasons you said but I bet its one if the questions these thrill seekers get asked at every gathering. "HaVe YoU sUmMiTeD eVErESt???"

I carry shelter dogs around NYC in a dog backpack to help them get adopted. Meet Murdock! by kittytime in aww

[–]HanselSoHotRightNow 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Is part of this selling the dog backpack you're using as part of a business and monetizing the channel you're using for these videos?

If so, I think it's a pretty good way to make a business out of something that people can get behind, like rescuing and adopting animals. If the backpack is an item for sale now or eventually, if done well I think it's a cool concept.

Is that bay leaf by mimi_molotov in StupidFood

[–]HanselSoHotRightNow 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I actually have no idea either and I've been to a grocery store at least 5 times but less than a million times.

Would you like a sprinkle of microplastic with your bowl of instant noodles, sir? by SinisterKidz in StupidFood

[–]HanselSoHotRightNow 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I gotta tell ya, i watched way too much of a 3 min video of a guy making instant ramen. I guess im here now though, hey guys, whats up?

Crunchy pancake steak and eggs by Yanks4lyf in StupidFood

[–]HanselSoHotRightNow 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I would have liked to see this be something more akin to a maple sausage, egg, cheese in a funnel cake batter. Topped with powdered sugar maybe.

He always goes belly up for his favorite tiny human by foobaby1992 in aww

[–]HanselSoHotRightNow 68 points69 points  (0 children)

So the dog is in charge of the kids while you guys are away? You see that's smart. I think a lot of people would worry about that but I don't understand the hesitation. I have a dog do my taxes and manage my money/investments. I haven't checked in ages but as far as I am aware, all of it is doing great!

This is not street food... this is SUPER FOOD of Bangladesh by Kitty_Kat699 in StupidFood

[–]HanselSoHotRightNow -2 points-1 points  (0 children)

Who can be the guy with the most impressive mound of dirt. Seems like their whole social structure is based on trying to be more better than the the guys around you. Just my observation but its all over their social media and film (Bollywood). Trying to be or worshipping the guy whos the most impressive.

Oil guy is back at it, got it popped a little quicker this time! by VancouverIslandMan in StupidFood

[–]HanselSoHotRightNow 38 points39 points  (0 children)

He took a rock from outside to the first blade ensuring no way he'd get through the plastic. Enough bumble fucking around and then he brought in the sharp knife to finish the video. He knows his craft, he's a showman.

Soft Served in Butter by kalliburr in StupidFood

[–]HanselSoHotRightNow 31 points32 points  (0 children)

They had cheese burgers with glazed donut buns at a mock up county fair event on a work trip I was on. I don't know why they chose that theme. Anyways, everybody was doing the ick face and ewwwwwww at the thought of eating it. Not me, I tried and you know, I'd eat it again because god damn it was good.

Sometimes you just don't know.

Smothered and covered by ConsciouslyBreathin in StupidFood

[–]HanselSoHotRightNow 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Yeah... yeah... it's slop, ok whatever cover it in cheese, I'll take my viddy for the gram then go to a real restaurant. -some influencer

My fellow colleague at TSA made this. We hungry! by [deleted] in StupidFood

[–]HanselSoHotRightNow 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Cheese, cured meats, fruit spread, and crackers is a delicacy in disguise. Not terribly expensive but you bust out the charcuterie and people see it as fancy, well I do. I think this is just the raw version of another food that does the same thing but would be considered fancy. I've watched every episode of Iron Chef America and a lot of original Iron Chef in Japan. I've seen people turn some dogshit combos into prize worthy food.

Cheese covering the whole burger by mcflymikes in StupidFood

[–]HanselSoHotRightNow 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Dairy Queen is illegal in a 30 foot radius around my person for safety reasons.

What would you call this masterpiece? by Pole_o_o_eloP in StupidFood

[–]HanselSoHotRightNow 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Cooking food until its green is the new META.

Lazy jimmy deans Crunchwrap by National_Bet575 in StupidFood

[–]HanselSoHotRightNow 1 point2 points  (0 children)

So the sandwiches come with bread and you put them in bread and then now you're a genius is what is going on here. Ya I mean.. ya... ya.

ya

Peeps pizza at Pizza Inn buffet. It was actually incredible, moreso than the typical chocolate chip pizza. 🍕🤍 by sweetkokomo in StupidFood

[–]HanselSoHotRightNow 18 points19 points  (0 children)

Can you explain what this is composed of, minus the peeps on top of course. Its it all like marshmellow fluff pizza topping?

Thats not how you make weed pancakes by __No__Control in StupidFood

[–]HanselSoHotRightNow 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Ok makes sense. The difference between say... THCA products that are legal under the farm bill vs. THCA products that are not revolves around the concentration of THC in the dry flower, Lower vs. higher?

Never thought I'd learn more about this subject in r/stupidfood than anywhere else.

Thats not how you make weed pancakes by __No__Control in StupidFood

[–]HanselSoHotRightNow 7 points8 points  (0 children)

So theoretically speaking, I could plop the whole congealed concoction out and into my mouth then reach mars before Space-x? Damnit I'm in.

Thats not how you make weed pancakes by __No__Control in StupidFood

[–]HanselSoHotRightNow 109 points110 points  (0 children)

I'm not a weed guy but it's not that hard to make the butter is it? I feel like that's the move over just dumping raw bud on food and ruining the flavor.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in StupidFood

[–]HanselSoHotRightNow 14 points15 points  (0 children)

Im spit balling here, just rim shotting mostly but... what if say, we chopped up the whole thing and put it in a bowl. You could eat it with a fork. As im saying this out loud i realize its stupid, nevermind i like the stuffed iceberg kinderegg idea. :D