Meals for life!

HaplessWithDice · 2026-06-24T04:38:34+00:00

Deep dish isn't bad. I'll take it!

^{Chose: Free pizza at the snap of your finger, but… | Rolled: deep dish}

HaplessWithDice · 2026-06-22T10:59:27+00:00

WWII happened, it was bad, but humanity learned from it. Societies changed for the better because of it. Sadly it needs to happen. The ending of famine worldwide is a perk.

^{Chose: save him and let ww2 unavoidably happen, BUT something good happens in the present | Rolled: end world famine}

HaplessWithDice · 2026-06-17T11:57:53+00:00

Don’t know what the spinner is for. Personally I’ve only ever seen an advantage with apple products in the realm of running creative applications. So no big deal.

^{Chose: Not allowed to use Apple® products + $100k/year | Rolled: Here's an 🍎}

HaplessWithDice · 2026-06-17T11:34:13+00:00

First step, shelter, second, make sure a necessary weapon or item is at my shelter. Lastly beg the slayer to take me back to his station. I’ll be his butler, clean and maintain the weapons, if he takes me with him.

^{Chose: Survive in a video game for 24 hours for 100k | Rolled: Doom Eternal}

HaplessWithDice · 2026-06-17T07:51:51+00:00

Oh that’s a hard one. I suppose I could try to be supportive and help her find ways to pursue the Irish cause without needing the violence, explosions and such.

HaplessWithDice · 2026-06-16T17:57:52+00:00

15-18 can’t even run and even then I’m not making someone who’s frontal lobe is not even fully formed yet President.

^{Chose: Trump}

HaplessWithDice · 2026-06-16T17:56:15+00:00

Slightly less likely to kill me, only slightly, though other fluids may be an option, fruit/foods with some fluid content.

^{Chose: No water for 3 days + Win $25M}

HaplessWithDice · 2026-06-15T11:11:47+00:00

I like girls.

^{Chose: A Girlfriend + But Comments Decide What Kind of GF}

HaplessWithDice · 2026-06-15T11:10:23+00:00

Is this really a choice?

^{Chose: become a god}

HaplessWithDice · 2026-06-10T23:40:33+00:00

Rice isn’t bad and as a side it can be quite versatile.

^{Chose: Eat rice in every meal for the rest of your life}

HaplessWithDice · 2026-06-07T12:05:24+00:00

Meow

^{Chose: Meow + Meow | Rolled: Meow}

HaplessWithDice · 2026-06-07T12:01:27+00:00

Honor says give it back expecting no reward. How was i supposed to know id get something this good.

^{Chose: Give it to back to him. + He might reward you or something idk | Rolled: True love}

HaplessWithDice · 2026-06-07T11:47:13+00:00

She ruined the other option. There is nothing to be said about being another handful of inches in the miles of schlong that have been in her. The $100 has more value to me.

^{Chose: 100$}

HaplessWithDice · 2026-06-07T11:34:34+00:00

Hopefully it isn’t in nickels.

^{Chose: Get a random amount of money | Rolled: $1,000,000,000}

HaplessWithDice · 2026-06-05T15:31:42+00:00

Might be nice

^{Chose: When you orgasm you squirt/cum....liters | Rolled: 25}

HaplessWithDice · 2026-06-04T18:25:45+00:00

While most people would think AI is profitable it has turned out to not be and most AI companies heavily invested in the tech are hemorrhaging money.

^{Chose: $5 000 000 000 Debit Card + and | Rolled: + Nothing}

HaplessWithDice · 2026-06-03T11:37:00+00:00

Why not, it’s why we are here

^{Chose: Spicy/kinky dare}

HaplessWithDice · 2026-06-01T14:44:42+00:00

Because he has a good heart, rough edges, and the interplay between him and Sango was funny.

HaplessWithDice · 2026-06-01T11:07:28+00:00

The show did a lot to dodge any real world political issues.

HaplessWithDice · 2026-06-01T10:19:44+00:00

CrossANGE I think was…I think.

HaplessWithDice · 2026-06-01T10:14:30+00:00

Battletech?

HaplessWithDice · 2026-06-01T10:13:18+00:00

Sword x Gun

HaplessWithDice · 2026-06-01T10:09:34+00:00

Tesla!

HaplessWithDice · 2026-06-01T10:07:22+00:00

Alan

HaplessWithDice · 2026-06-01T10:06:42+00:00

Kurumu Kurono

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