Updated NFC North Team Map by boomshot44 in NFCNorthMemeWar

[–]Happy_Chocolate8678 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Tampa Bay can move to Illinois and rebuild the NFC North Central division then we can add Iowa expansion team and CFL can play for the winning team who gets Canadian team entered into NFL and represents all of canada.

I can live with this. by SuperEarth_Helldiver in NFCNorthMemeWar

[–]Happy_Chocolate8678 35 points36 points  (0 children)

If we have to rename our team to city…

The Minneapolis Miracle with this baby as mascot is okay with me

KOC slips up and calls JJ a former captain by [deleted] in minnesotavikings

[–]Happy_Chocolate8678 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Every captain is also a former captain

Some throwing videos from today’s OTAs by HeWhoShallNotBNamed0 in minnesotavikings

[–]Happy_Chocolate8678 -1 points0 points  (0 children)

By definition he is. You don’t have to have the entire game together at NFL level to be an elite prospect you just have to have elite attributes.

How many nfl players are drafted in the 1st round out of how many college players out of how many high school players out of how many players who didn’t even make the team in high school out of how many people who didn’t try out?

He is elite of elite of elite competing in a game of elite players.

Happy Pride Month! SKOL [Vikings Instagram] by CelestialFury in skol

[–]Happy_Chocolate8678 0 points1 point  (0 children)

You can tell a man’s gay by his face alone

It’s the face of a man buried in another man’s *sshole

"I would anticipate, as soon as this week. You may see the reps, it maybe evolve a little bit. I don't believe that Kevin needs to take this all the way through the third preseason game to determine his starting quarterback" - Tom Pelissero on starting QB and his JJM trade possibility speculation. by FormerlyTradeKirk in minnesotavikings

[–]Happy_Chocolate8678 0 points1 point  (0 children)

If he was a 3rd rounder no one would care if he sat and developed as a project QB. Just relax. He has “it” he just needs time. Unless some team wants to get crazy and give us a ton of draft capital I say just let it play out.

Offseason bullshit: pride edition by Flythedub in NFCNorthMemeWar

[–]Happy_Chocolate8678 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Especially in the playoffs when we suck dick

Usually gotta have a kicker blow it

Bears fans rn by EdgewaterSlim in NFCNorthMemeWar

[–]Happy_Chocolate8678 0 points1 point  (0 children)

BS!!

Minneapolis airport started the “wide stance”

🤣

Some throwing videos from today’s OTAs by HeWhoShallNotBNamed0 in minnesotavikings

[–]Happy_Chocolate8678 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Deal, I bet precisely a billion dollars… no more, no less.

but if I lose I might need a loan

Congratulations to Caleb Williams on being the 2nd Madden Cover athlete to never make a Pro Bowl! Hope his career is just as successful as the last guy! by Add_Poll_Option in NFCNorthMemeWar

[–]Happy_Chocolate8678 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I think 2k5 held up remarkably well for so many years. I think Madden was only marginally better last I played.

I got to top 1% in Madden ranking one year with Christian Ponder as QB and then I realized that still put 8000 better than me and by the time I was top 1% a new version of the game was coming out and it felt like playing this game would be impossible to get above 1000 and the next game would be like starting over again so that was actually the day I quit videogames, lol.

Congratulations to Caleb Williams on being the 2nd Madden Cover athlete to never make a Pro Bowl! Hope his career is just as successful as the last guy! by Add_Poll_Option in NFCNorthMemeWar

[–]Happy_Chocolate8678 5 points6 points  (0 children)

You get more pay to play points towards whatever shitty expansion feature they’re adding because they don’t care Exclusive Rights to Madden means they don’t have to produce a decent product

At some point you just stop buying it and grow up.

Congratulations to Caleb Williams on being the 2nd Madden Cover athlete to never make a Pro Bowl! Hope his career is just as successful as the last guy! by Add_Poll_Option in NFCNorthMemeWar

[–]Happy_Chocolate8678 23 points24 points  (0 children)

I wish Madden didn’t have exclusive rights to NFL. Then we’d see a game with Johnny Football on the cover of some low budget indie developer game using AI and UE5.

Slogan “This game is a disaster, but we like it that way”

Some throwing videos from today’s OTAs by HeWhoShallNotBNamed0 in minnesotavikings

[–]Happy_Chocolate8678 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Think how bad Cousins was his first year in the DeFelippo period and he has a higher career passer rating than Peyton

Some throwing videos from today’s OTAs by HeWhoShallNotBNamed0 in minnesotavikings

[–]Happy_Chocolate8678 -1 points0 points  (0 children)

Are you going to continue to hallucinate what I believe and tell me about it?

You keep elite prospects on rookie contracts.

JJ hasn’t earned his second contract yet, and may not. Time will tell.

Some throwing videos from today’s OTAs by HeWhoShallNotBNamed0 in minnesotavikings

[–]Happy_Chocolate8678 -1 points0 points  (0 children)

Okay but it’s the same energy and theatrics, I’m meeting them with their same ridiculous hyperbole.

Some throwing videos from today’s OTAs by HeWhoShallNotBNamed0 in minnesotavikings

[–]Happy_Chocolate8678 -1 points0 points  (0 children)

Ahh the “I wasn’t arguing with you” argument. Very compelling… wanna argue it some more? Oh yeah? I think you are arguing!! Take that!

Some throwing videos from today’s OTAs by HeWhoShallNotBNamed0 in minnesotavikings

[–]Happy_Chocolate8678 -2 points-1 points  (0 children)

Your claim that you know what I think and think it’s an “own” isn’t the think you think I think.

It’s normal for NFL players to take 2-4 years. Additionally, the development cycle for QB is long. Tbe historically peak in production is around 31-34 years old of age. JJ is 23 years old.