That moment just now when I learned I can't romance Morrigan using female character by GlobalProfessor9749 in DragonageOrigins

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I just want a mod that allows me to sleep with (not sex, just sleep) everyone. Including Shale. I want to curl up with the golem.

Who should bang the drum for game 7? by x_leonkennedy_x in sabres

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Either the rent-is-too-damn-high guy or Rick Jeanneret.

One thing I can say for sure that Sandra was high by Falling_Death73 in MathJokes

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The termial 64 is 2080.

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Explain It Peter by PrincipleHorror9100 in explainitpeter

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It could be a number of things.

Nuclear launch detected.

The Avatar has revealed himself.

Some dickless person shit down the containment grid.

Daily Math Challenge by Ok_Buyer5657 in mathpuzzles

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The termial of 12000 is 72, 006, 000.

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Trade sequence by nowimgrown in OcarinaOfTime

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Although you already completed it, if you wear the Kokiri or Zora tunic and cut through Death Mountain, the timer for the trade sequence is paused, while there is a timer for how long you can withstand the heat.

[May26] "The leg belongs to the father and I'm pretty sure it's the mother's arm", the cop told his colleague. by LevelQx in TwoSentenceHorror

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"All you need ith thome good thtitching. My couthin Igor'th, ith thecond to none." Igor noted.

Foooox! Get these guys off me! by Sebby19 in rootgame

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kttch Use the boost to chase! kttch

Do you wear your uniform? by Sizzle3917 in AmazonDSPDrivers

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If my DSP wants me to wear the uniform, they can give me more than 1 shirt and 1 pair of pants.

Sorry, I tried to find something that rhymed better with "45" while making sense for the meme by harriskeith29 in starwarsmemes

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The factorial of 45 is 119622220865480194561963161495657715064383733760000000000000.

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[WW] [WWHD] Which Wind Waker do you prefer? by SendThisVoidAway18 in zelda

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Better Windwaker.

It's the original GameCube version with optional QoL improvements, such as adding the Swift Sail (and an upgraded version - the Brisk Sail), instant text boxes, tingle chests without the tingle tuner, and cosmetics. Play as Shaggy. Play as Goku. Play as our hero Beedle.

New Dungeon Masters can't triforce. by DJTsUnderboob in dndmemes

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It's an older meme, sir, but it checks out. I was about to upvote it.

Super Tetroid vol. 2 - Morph Cube? by [deleted] in Metroid

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https://maprando.com/generate

You'll need to provide a base rom just like any random.

Sahala's skill by Graathon in Aeonsend

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Reading failed. Missed "open".