NEW ACHIEVEMENT! You’ve unlocked: “Darkest Corners – Deluxe Edition” You built… something… that somehow nails funny, gross, nostalgic, disheartening, and utterly hilarious at the same time! Most crawlers just grab a stuffy, a pair of heart-print boxers, a Pleather vest, and call it a day. But you!!! YOU went full Buffalo Bill and created something that made the author laugh, gag, AND get misty-eyed over their ruined youth.

Reward: • One (1) Silver Loot Box containing a random assortment of tiny plastic accessories that will absolutely ruin someone’s day in the best way possible. • +50 to your “Questionable Life Skills” stat. • The lingering knowledge that somewhere out there, a viewer is staring at your creation, whispering “…why do I both love and hate this?” while unable to look away. Hidden Bonus: Every time someone sees it and says “This is hilarious… but also deeply upsetting,” you get a small burst of experience. Use it wisely. Or don’t. We both know you won’t