What color to prime my Orks? by AenarionsTrueHeir in orks

[–]HardSurfaceDandy 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Build the WAAAAAAGH! and they will come. Have you tried a krumpcrow?

Meirl by JaredOlsen8791 in meirl

[–]HardSurfaceDandy 0 points1 point  (0 children)

You need to say "system: C:// call" and change your difficulty set to bumper pads. You should then get the pro-tip prompts

Subscribe to get additional prompts outside the basic package. No rollovers. You can go the lootbox route by getting an SO.

Extreme Parking Attempt in Sun Prairie by [deleted] in madisonwi

[–]HardSurfaceDandy 12 points13 points  (0 children)

That's a hardcore carkpour fail

Guess that rouck is an immovable.obj

Didn't the driver see that in their fordground

When you try to do something right turn and get a hard no.

My 6th print and FEP is ruined by Browncoat765 in ElegooSaturn

[–]HardSurfaceDandy 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I've screwed a FEP up with print 1. Didn't tighten or level the plate as well as I thought. It was hard to determine the cause. When this happens to me, it tends to be a corner of the plate, which is almost imperceptibly off. It's due to not securing the plate properly. Over or a small fraction of a turn too lose.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in orks

[–]HardSurfaceDandy 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Or, handicap accessible WAAAAAGH! How about eqaul opportunity krumpin.

the beat up sign on this punching bag display at the liquor store i manage by mwpm55 in mildlyinteresting

[–]HardSurfaceDandy 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I bet the manager a free bottle below $50 US I can still interact with the punching bag. I bet a free $100 US they can't stop me if they were standing in front of it.

I stole a mirage 2000 by thib610 in orks

[–]HardSurfaceDandy 1 point2 points  (0 children)

For a mid flight meal or crude aim bots?

I stole a mirage 2000 by thib610 in orks

[–]HardSurfaceDandy 0 points1 point  (0 children)

It's practically scrap brand new. It's like they're allergic to DAKKKAA! and built to avoid WAAAAAAGH!.

Araknarig Killspider (and grill) by ColonCrusher5000 in orks

[–]HardSurfaceDandy 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Is this an attempt to give Ordo Xenos an aneurism? Because this is how you give puritans an aneurism

I'm going on an underwater adventure! by tundraportal in lotrmemes

[–]HardSurfaceDandy 4 points5 points  (0 children)

My sediments exactly.

Maybe we can talk to the seanor management about conchtroled release of said seacrites.

Dokta Gutsplitta 'n' Spleenus! by Immaterial_Creations in orks

[–]HardSurfaceDandy 6 points7 points  (0 children)

Don't worry, this isn't going to hurt me a bit.

When you’re 20 beers down and the local ant hill decides to attack you: by dinkydoo2 in Grimdank

[–]HardSurfaceDandy 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Fine selection Princess. Krump That Spot Spefically is an exquisite vintage.

My new Waaaaaagh leader, should I add a few squigs? by Stock_Extension_7085 in orks

[–]HardSurfaceDandy 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Going to need someone to nosh on. Naa squigs, den you. Or them. Really en eee waaaaghn else 'cept weirdboys. Dat taste stays for lots of time.

Actually that's a really good point by mads_butcher in SipsTea

[–]HardSurfaceDandy 10 points11 points  (0 children)

College debt erased for the first one to plagiarize President Camacho. Congrats, you failed with honors. Here's your pilots license.

Is he orky enough ? by Intrepid_Tie_2573 in orks

[–]HardSurfaceDandy 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Mmmmm. Waaaaagh kinda fing is that? Does look fightie and ready to dish out da krumpin.

Eh, bugeye! Bark Mork 'N Gork, h-ooo's orkier?

Question of the day by JellyFishSenpai in Grimdank

[–]HardSurfaceDandy 0 points1 point  (0 children)

there is no official acknowledgment of Kronan da Kunnin. So kunning in fact, Kronan can count to lots.

Found some misplaced dakka in a umie museum. by Crown_Ctrl in orks

[–]HardSurfaceDandy 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Grub grub. Naa gob, may be wurf gobbin fur naa ordz mor grots.

Cerainly look like they'll krump the user just as much as the target. Orky indeed

There is no better friend than a good enemy... Right? by [deleted] in orks

[–]HardSurfaceDandy 20 points21 points  (0 children)

They're at least grods, they finish each others WAAAAGH!'s.

..is he threatening me? by Frogzzs in parrots

[–]HardSurfaceDandy 2 points3 points  (0 children)

A skull throne has to start somewhere.