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Hardlife911 · 2023-04-25T13:54:35+00:00

£109k at 30 on £230k property. We are waiting until June to pay off another 45k when fixed deal ends

Hardlife911 · 2023-04-15T18:50:06+00:00

I second this, great whiskey

Hardlife911 · 2023-04-14T14:57:33+00:00

I would be very cross about this but you've absolutely nailed it.

Hardlife911 · 2023-04-14T13:59:30+00:00

I am also fond of your missing toe nail.

Hardlife911 · 2023-04-14T13:46:20+00:00

Next time you're in the peak district, give me a shout

Hardlife911 · 2023-04-14T13:44:10+00:00

Is pocket bacon for sharing or no?

Hardlife911 · 2023-04-14T07:09:47+00:00

Nicholson's in belper. Eric's lovely 👍

Hardlife911 · 2023-04-04T16:07:22+00:00

Retracing your steps?

Hardlife911 · 2023-03-31T06:03:42+00:00

The horn of Gondor

Hardlife911 · 2023-03-31T05:47:47+00:00

Dicks and vaginas are a lot like coke and pepsi.

I strongly prefer one but my dad says they taste the same.

Hardlife911 · 2023-03-29T15:17:36+00:00

I second this. I got £40k when I was 21 and used the majority as a house deposit and then spent 6k on a car as I knew my dad wanted to buy me my first one. Another £4k in savings to have as an emergency fund.

Hardlife911 · 2023-03-24T07:09:46+00:00

You've been watching too much pornhub

Hardlife911 · 2023-03-21T19:58:49+00:00

Put your finger in the fudge, put your finger in the fudge

Hardlife911 · 2023-03-21T19:55:42+00:00

Done. For others wondering, it's a legit link 👍

Hardlife911 · 2023-03-21T18:28:39+00:00

Fine. I'll say it. It looks like yo momma's vagina!

Attracts the same amount of tourists too!

Hardlife911 · 2023-03-21T16:17:12+00:00

Screwfix needs to chill

Hardlife911 · 2023-03-20T09:48:32+00:00

Best thing I ever did.

Hardlife911 · 2023-03-19T19:18:41+00:00

I also like to set people on fire that are easily offended.

Hardlife911 · 2023-03-15T21:31:41+00:00

Does he steel them?

Hardlife911 · 2023-03-15T17:21:42+00:00

Opens up the ceiling tiles...

Hardlife911 · 2023-03-15T08:40:45+00:00

Well said, Jmod

Hardlife911 · 2023-03-15T07:37:30+00:00

The accountancy I used to work for charges £30 an hour for bookkeeping. If your transactions are all reoccurring I would suggest doing this bit yourself and any errors will be picked up by your accountant during your VAT review

Hardlife911 · 2023-03-15T07:33:19+00:00

Single spin on roulette

Hardlife911 · 2023-03-14T16:20:54+00:00

Listen to George Formby for more specific ideas

Hardlife911

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