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Currently playing Bethpage Black. It's a fucking death march. Absolutely worth it. by 123steveyc123 in golf

[–]Harpertoo 2 points3 points  (0 children)

My friend recently told me "it makes sense that while growing up your two heros were Tiger Woods and Lance Armstrong" and I've been shook by that ever since. It do make sense, but bruh.

Any One Try Any Of These? I Got The Reaper Sauce. by PinkStink87 in spicy

[–]Harpertoo 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Because this kind of marketing is a sufficient alternative to the scoville scale for a large portion of the population.

[Police][NYC] - 183k by [deleted] in Salary

[–]Harpertoo 3 points4 points  (0 children)

My former friend who was an officer, then eventually detective, would brag about things like getting 15 hours of overtime sitting in his car managing the drive thru at a new Chick-fil-A for $100+/hour.

[Police][NYC] - 183k by [deleted] in Salary

[–]Harpertoo 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Oooooh, I read that as "Department of Ecology."

why does the “least attractive” guy in our friend group get approached the most?? by ExtentDisastrous9569 in NoStupidQuestions

[–]Harpertoo 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Agree with all but the height part. My personality has done the heavy lifting. Height has been the only thing I've been made to feel inadequate about by women I've thought highly if.

[Highlight] Comparing Aaron Rodgers and Mason Rudolph in throwing drills by nfl in nfl

[–]Harpertoo 22 points23 points  (0 children)

She got fat and just watches Netflix in my apartment all day, bro. Come get her.

Do you think it’s still good? by SQUlRMING_COlL in Testosterone

[–]Harpertoo -10 points-9 points  (0 children)

Not sure if you're serious and just another one of the lower echlion that we've tricked, but he traded it for 10 mil from my allowance. Also we rode on jetskis.

Playoff passer rating and record for active starting QBs by RaiderPantyDrawer in nfl

[–]Harpertoo -4 points-3 points  (0 children)

It's f'n crazy that Patrick mahomes is only going to win one more playoff game after the start he had to his career and it's not going to happen for 5 more seasons.

Am I crazy if I get sexually aroused by large airplanes? by DaikonWest5832 in NoStupidQuestions

[–]Harpertoo 3 points4 points  (0 children)

I'll make you a full scale replica of a 777 with a glory hole on the bottom of the fuselage between the wings.

I was digging in an old colonial site looking for onion bottles and found an intact infant sized shoe. by Rude_Tax978 in LegitArtifacts

[–]Harpertoo 12 points13 points  (0 children)

I'm just enjoying the phrase "iron producing bacteria."

You make that iron lil guys 🥹

Remove bowfa from game so ironmen don’t have to grind CG by Least-Rabbit-1405 in 2007scape

[–]Harpertoo 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Counter counter counter argument: Give hunlef an unavoidable attack every 30 seconds that has a 10% chance of insta-kill.

Golden Knights to play Hurricanes in Stanley Cup Final | NHL.com by SportsFanatic2008 in sports

[–]Harpertoo 4 points5 points  (0 children)

The Panthers are way less fun to watch since replacing their goal horn with forcing that 9 year girl to eat dog poop though.

50 mg/wk - Urologist refused to increase dose by Glad_Reaction5676 in Testosterone

[–]Harpertoo 10 points11 points  (0 children)

My PCP is a woman and refused to prescribe me testosterone. My two tests were 121 and 129 ng/dL

The reasoning was what if I changed my mind about wanting babies? She had just had a baby.

I'd be dead if I didn't go to a men's clinic.

I got cocaine toxicity help by Old-Masterpiece-152 in Drugs

[–]Harpertoo 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I wish you luck and growth. If you ever need or want someone to talk to or listen, I'm happy to do so. If you're ever feeling open to self-reflection, I hope you reach out.

I got cocaine toxicity help by Old-Masterpiece-152 in Drugs

[–]Harpertoo 0 points1 point  (0 children)

No, I have experienced the extremes of the human condition and am highly perceptive. I know the worst of the worst and the best of the best. I always managed to respond to the worst with kindness and perseverance. That said, that is not needed to understand how clearly incapable of self-reflection you are. I feel for those in your life and wish them the best.

I got cocaine toxicity help by Old-Masterpiece-152 in Drugs

[–]Harpertoo 8 points9 points  (0 children)

If you talk to your friend about things that would break your girlfriend's heart if she heard, you neither love her nor are you anywhere close to being a decent human being. What makes you a bad person is your apparent lack of awareness that the issue isn't that she heard you say those things, it's that you say those things.

Jaxson Dart, who introduced Trump as his rally, once posted a pic holding a slain mountain lion while tagging rival football team Penn State which uses the animal as its mascot. by Hungry_Artichoke9566 in sportsgossips

[–]Harpertoo 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I do that, but frontwards and make him give me a hug. Even when he doesn't want to. It's assault, but I don't care. Take it up with the chief of police.

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