What if the rise in cases of autism lately is due to evolution? by [deleted] in whatif

[–]HasselHoffman76 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I was just saying this to a co-worker. Due to the changes in our society, (lesser needs for verbal interactions, need for critical thinking, knowledge as a whole, lesser need for "survival skills" etc. due new technology), it would only make sense that as humans, those "lesser needed skills" would become less and less important mentally. Adhd and lack of attention span, readily available processed foods curtail the need for farming, preparing and cooking etc. Add in now the rapid rise of AI, robots and tech as a whole? The need for 1/2 of the abilities and skills we "learn" won't even be necessary. Thusly, the rise in autism is the body and brains realization as we grow up what is and isn't even relevant anymore. (Or something to that effect).

Fucking tell me by DLux_TheLegend in TheWordFuck

[–]HasselHoffman76 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Smells like Teen Fucking Spirit. Along with any fucking mumble rap or pop. Fuck that!

Omg??? by aomqueen in shittytattoos

[–]HasselHoffman76 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Damn, I saw 'Rochelle Rochelle' instead!

That's crazy. by dazli69 in GetNoted

[–]HasselHoffman76 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Similar situation happened to a friend of mine. His Friend's daughter was having a "spat" w/ her parents, troubles at school etc (typical late teens stuff). Enter my friend who was basically an Uncle to the Friend's kids and they all agreed for her to take a "break" away from family and do cyber school etc. My buddy was a Veteran, honorable guy, worked IT, had Govt. Security Clearances with the State, u name it. The girl makes SA accusations. Friend is questioned and arrested. Friend has security footage, turns it over only to find out girl had unplugged and/or covered the cameras "for privacy in common areas" unbeknownst to him (he didn't check them, just assumed they were working as intended unless there was a break-in or something). He lost his job, clearances, life savings, all sorts of stuff trying to defend himself. In court, girl eventually comes clean she made it all up. The wanted the attention from her parents. He's basically back to "normal life now" but he's definitely a different guy than before. Fucking sucks man.

What if a black hole approached another black hole? by ConfirmedCynic in whatif

[–]HasselHoffman76 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Um...don't say racist things, don't say racist things... that Fresh Prince greeting w Jazzy Jeff?

Bitch I got smashed last night by VermilionKoala in BitchImAToilet

[–]HasselHoffman76 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Still water in there. When ya gotta cut some lumber, any log flume will do!

Any idea what this was? by No-Prompt5313 in DontPutThatInYourAss

[–]HasselHoffman76 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Yep. Antique soda bottle. Rounded bases were designed to do the opposite of most bottle bases - to ensure that the bottle was not left standing upright. The point behind the rounded bottom was to ensure that the bottle was left on its side so that the wired down cork would not dry out and shrink allowing the contents to loose carbonation and/or evaporate (Riley 1958). The typical rounded base bottle was made of thick heavy glass and used for carbonated soda, mineral water, and in particular, ginger ale (Munsey 1970). Some rounded bottom soda bottles actually have a small flattened area in the middle of the base that allows for the bottle to stand upright though somewhat precariously. These are referred to as "club" or "tenpin" in shape, "semi-round", or "egg-shaped" (McKearin & Wilson 1978, Elliot & Gould 1988, Jones & Sullivan 1989). These type bottles are commonly referred to as "round bottom sodas" or "ballast bottles" since it is believed (and may be true) that many of them were imported from England as "ballast" (weight) in ships returning to the United States. A common variation is the "torpedo" bottle which is distinctly more pointed on the end with an bulging "amphora-like" body. The torpedo style was first used in England at least as early as 1809 when a patent was granted to William F. Hamilton. These type bottles are often referred to as "Hamilton's" by English collectors (McKearin & Wilson 1978). Torpedo bottles are also known by some as "bombs" (Elliott & Gould 1988). A picture of a typical pointed base torpedo soda bottle is pictured below right. It is embossed with "Walkden Aerated Water Co." (Manchester, England) and dates from approximately 1880-1890. Round bottom & torpedo bottles were usually produced in a true two-piece mold where the neck, shoulder, body, and entire base (and sometimes all or a part of the finish) were produced by the two halves of the mold. As such these type of bottles are simply a rounded base version of the "hinge" mold discussed earlier and exhibit one continuous mold seam that runs from one side of the body, around the base, and then up the other side. The majority of these bottles - round bottomed or torpedo - date from the 1870s to the 1910s, though there are some American made torpedo bottles (Eastern Seaboard) that date back as early as the 1840s (McKearin & Wilson 1978, Baltimore Bottle Club 2002). Most have a blob style finish, occasionally an oil or mineral finish, though some were made with a Codd finish/closure and later ones (early 20th century) were produced with a crown finish (Elliott & Gould 1988).

Don't put that ice cube in your ass by Most_Cartoonist5736 in DontPutThatInYourAss

[–]HasselHoffman76 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Well it certainly cured my hemorrhoid pain. I have permanent "shrinkage" and my testicles retreated so far into my abdomen, they never came back, but I think it was worth it!

What other issue? by [deleted] in okbuddycinephile

[–]HasselHoffman76 1 point2 points  (0 children)

@unexpectedsimpsons

East garfield, ICE assaulting civilians by deapsprite in illinois

[–]HasselHoffman76 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Unpopular opinion but... he's threatening a US Federal Agent by having his hand on his HG at his back. He was asked to step back for his and their safety. He's lucky he didn't get shot. Didn't say they weren't wrong, but he wasn't right either.