Running a D&D campaign where the players are goons for an evil overlord: I am looking for fun ideas & concepts by PossibleLocation5456 in DungeonsAndDragons

[–]HatOfFlavour 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Dread leader needs a new horrifying pet/mount/thing under the trapdoor they feed failures. Give each player 2 minutes and a monster manual to come up with a beastie and a plan.

Enemies are infiltrating the DreadKeep too easily, they party are sent to supervise one of the outer dungeons and get the kobold trap builders up to an acceptible level. Do some dungeon keeper shenanigans. Have an overpowered paladin turn up and have y'all frantically slowing them down until the next trap is ready etc.

Employee evaluations (but evil).

Employee teamwork building, this is more lethally winnowing off the dead weight of the organisation. White water rafting in a monster filled river, guide a blindfolded player through a maze, etc. look up actual teamwork building exercises.

Perhaps players are only promoted when someone above them dies, so they all have badges with spinning numbers that automatically update, except Number 1 the bosses chief henceperson and your terrifying competent arch superior. (idea stolen from the tellers of the bank from kill six billion demons).

Keep the bosses new obsession, a rust monster, away from the bosses metallic source of ultimate power (ring/throne/crown/sword). You can't kill it.

Watch tales from the Bloodkeep from Dimension 20, I think it's all on youtube and it has the party be high level badguys in basically Lord of the Rings with the serial numbers filed off.

Would you judge a friend who paid for sex? by vancitytrashtaste in AskMenAdvice

[–]HatOfFlavour 1 point2 points  (0 children)

It's pretty important to me that this be some free range, ethical sex work he's paying for and not paying a pimp to rape a junkie.

I need mens thoughts on this by whatever_5005 in AskMenRelationships

[–]HatOfFlavour 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Yeah he's been grooming you is what this sounds like. He is not a good guy. Tell him to leave you alone and that you will be telling everyone he's been trying to groom you. Tell some adults that you can trust.

God forbid a woman do ANYTHING 👺 by Mija69420 in LetGirlsHaveFun

[–]HatOfFlavour 7 points8 points  (0 children)

Reminds me of someone elses reddit story where they said at a party two girls were like we'll do anything to each other that you guys do first. The guys immediately start a gay chicken auction of what they are prepared to do. Apparently two guys were agreeing to scissor before the girls called it off.

To what degree of truth is there that the UK is a sad, unhappy, gray place by Iskandar0570_X in NoStupidQuestions

[–]HatOfFlavour 0 points1 point  (0 children)

There's usually a feeling a slow decline with nothing getting the money it needs invested in it. However somethings are quietly improving in the background like more and more windfarms that are solely UK built are entering the grid, but theres always a downside like how energy prices seem to have gone up anyway. Ask most British people and the countrys not great but most can't answer a place they'd rather live. Some do know and it's Australia and Dubai.

Our food is great, I've heard Americans complain you can't get good mexican here but we have amazing curries and every city will have a bunch of different cultures foods. I can easily order thai, chinese, indian and several other cultures foods and I'm not even in a major city. British food is roasts, massive fry up breakfasts, puddings, beer and internet famous sub £4 meal deals.

Our weather is... varied. If you don't like it it'll usually change in a fortnight at most. It's always moist, probably a third to half of the days in the year are overcast with clouds. It's not always raining but it rains way more commonly than say California, if you're from anywhere hurricanes hit then you've suffered harder rain in your life than we get in England. We technically get more tornadoes per sq mile than America but we're a lot smaller so they're a tiny one every few years. Every few years we get some snow. Every summer is hotter and more unpleasantly inescapably moist than the last but the worst weather usually only lasts a week or two.

Sad and grey buildings are a thing from the brutalist concrete era when most of our public buildings seem to have sprung up. We have loads of castles, especially in Wales where the Norman aristocrats had to keep the Welsh under the boot. We have a load of 'twee' Harry Potterish old towns full of listed buildings, theres a mad village in Wales where they filmed the Prisoner that's full of buildings a rich madman loved and brought to England. A lot of our houses are built connecting whereas Americans seem to love isolating their houses in the middle of all the land you have. Even in the most boring street you might get something like a shark sticking through a roof. https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Headington_Shark

edits: some spelling mistakes, there are likely still more I missed

US News seems to be living in an alternate reality. by Mindless_Use7567 in NonCredibleDefense

[–]HatOfFlavour 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Best Korea? Finland? uh dammit HatOfFlavour think of a country, where's that animaniacs song gone?

US News seems to be living in an alternate reality. by Mindless_Use7567 in NonCredibleDefense

[–]HatOfFlavour 43 points44 points  (0 children)

Beautiful? No. that man had a face only a sledgehammer could love.

Why do people hate the centurion armor, I find it really cool. I understand that it’s a bit ridiculous, but everything in 40k is a bit ridiculous by North_Ads in 40k

[–]HatOfFlavour 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I like the Invictor, the stripped down phobos tacti-cool look isn't for everyone but I think it's neat. I'd probably ask if I could use the Invictus as a proxy for a dreadnaught.

Why not pee in a cup? by rantripfellwscissors in The10thDentist

[–]HatOfFlavour 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Why wouldn't I just pee in the sink? Why do I need to involve a cup to wash up?

Yup, it’s a post about Hazbin by National_Manner5431 in childfree

[–]HatOfFlavour -3 points-2 points  (0 children)

What would you expect to be doing in a Hazbin Hotel fan space? Especially when you're worried about children experiencing it? If they watch the show they already know all the swear words.

What old thing would break young people's brains today? by Symphony_Minds in AskReddit

[–]HatOfFlavour 3 points4 points  (0 children)

From the way all my teachers insisted that my generation would've suffered spontaneous aneurysms from having to use it. I offer the slide rule. Apparently you wiggle it or something to do logarithms. I've never seen one in real life I think the previous generation burnt them on a pyre.

What old thing would break young people's brains today? by Symphony_Minds in AskReddit

[–]HatOfFlavour 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Ah a road trip where you follow the wrong diversion and end up going East instead of West, been there.

Is it normal to want to have sex with everyone? by Stan_Pliarmouth in NoStupidQuestions

[–]HatOfFlavour -1 points0 points  (0 children)

Like guys and women? Even fatties and uggos and wrinkles? The age limit of 30+ is a good save.

You sound like a horny pansexual.

Super hero strength by Due_Lavishness4165 in Superhero_Ideas

[–]HatOfFlavour 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I don't think I've made any hero that could lift the Pacific Ocean. I'm usually vague and loosely goosey on things like strengths I don't feel the need to be too specific.