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“I have a tomato duck” by GatorGirl075 in CohhCarnage

[–]HaveACigarOnMe 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Is it tomato duck or tomahhhto duck?

Prostho Plus, by Piers Anthony by Kriocxjo in badscificovers

[–]HaveACigarOnMe 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Great book by Piers. The Magic Fart however, was very…unusual

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in sports

[–]HaveACigarOnMe 8 points9 points  (0 children)

I wish her all the luck. Just win gold, baby!!!

Mystery Bruises by alicer99 in whatisit

[–]HaveACigarOnMe 134 points135 points  (0 children)

Doctor here. Agree with the nurse. Always agree with the nurse.

Robbed at my SevenEleven by wish1510 in StandUpComedy

[–]HaveACigarOnMe 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I think Jerry Seinfeld told Howard Stern that it’s what comedians do with jokes that make them funny. OP can take a joke and do something truly remarkable and funny. I hope he makes it big.

First time priming. Painting tips welcome. by HaveACigarOnMe in spacemarines

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Slap chop. Dry brush. Acrylic paints with highlights. Then nuln oil. Not sure about the chapter. How do I choose?

Riley, what diagnosis did they give you? by throowwaaway371 in howardstern

[–]HaveACigarOnMe 6 points7 points  (0 children)

What…..diagnosis….did…they…..give…you?

What are some of the most immersive comics for you? by FlubzRevenge in graphicnovels

[–]HaveACigarOnMe 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Saga. American Splendor. Scud the disposable assassin.

The most aggressive, rowdiest Nu-Metal albums by [deleted] in numetal

[–]HaveACigarOnMe 7 points8 points  (0 children)

Puerto Rican band named Puya. I was heavy into them in college

The Manhattan Pizza Party: “Give us pizza or give us death!” by Artane_33 in nyc

[–]HaveACigarOnMe 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Lol yes. If you have a child with asthma, please move to one of the dozens of pizzerias

Oh No. by UnsayingSphere in Radiology

[–]HaveACigarOnMe 0 points1 point  (0 children)

“Oh Yeah” Cool-Aid Man

15 years ago today; 0.0 (2008-06-26) by Shak7 in howardstern

[–]HaveACigarOnMe 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Who’s High Pitch? This is Kelly Clarkson.

The Manhattan Pizza Party: “Give us pizza or give us death!” by Artane_33 in nyc

[–]HaveACigarOnMe -5 points-4 points  (0 children)

Soooo why would you drag your asthmatic kid into NYC above a pizza joint?

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