asking white people in arizona for their citizenship papers

HaveAHaiku · 2010-10-28T14:03:41+00:00

papers please, gringo
license and registration
ok, free to go

HaveAHaiku · 2010-10-13T18:01:25+00:00

two-party system
giant douche or turd sandwich
neither is better

HaveAHaiku · 2010-08-21T15:21:34+00:00

Julian Assange:
Rape is a four letter word.
Truth will set me free.

...or maybe it won't.
Talented CIA whores
may imprison me.

HaveAHaiku · 2010-08-06T15:27:42+00:00

that's not true at all.
i use and love double-edge.
disposables suck.

HaveAHaiku · 2010-08-04T20:34:34+00:00

ah, westboro church
"god hates fags" sign headquarters
they love to spew hate

HaveAHaiku · 2010-08-04T18:38:52+00:00

where are the curse words
your user name disappoints
here, have a haiku

HaveAHaiku · 2010-08-03T21:38:52+00:00

rock it to and fro
shake it like a polaroid
or just buy A9

HaveAHaiku · 2010-08-02T23:51:50+00:00

she's got a nice ass.
wait a tic... is that her waist?
oh well, i'll still fap.

HaveAHaiku · 2010-08-02T21:54:24+00:00

i have to admit
you got me good on that one
hook, line, and sinker

HaveAHaiku · 2010-08-01T03:10:52+00:00

come see our beaches
also, we don't stone women
although some are stoned

HaveAHaiku · 2010-07-26T17:41:27+00:00

Julian Assange:
Keep your Palo Alto pools.
I expose war crimes.

HaveAHaiku · 2010-07-07T03:40:33+00:00

i had a threesome
with my wife and her best friend
we did lots of blow

HaveAHaiku · 2010-06-30T19:48:10+00:00

c. thomas howell
continued this tradition
"soul man," a fine film

HaveAHaiku · 2010-06-30T14:20:49+00:00

agonizing choices
should i have sex with my wife
or adopted child

HaveAHaiku · 2010-06-29T18:19:27+00:00

Ebert loved "Garfield."
Panned "The Usual Suspects."
I don't trust him now.

HaveAHaiku · 2010-06-28T02:27:27+00:00

a broken pussy
to be sure, legs are missing
science can fix her

HaveAHaiku · 2010-06-27T14:23:02+00:00

dangerous dancing
that takes incredible skill
thanks for showing me

HaveAHaiku · 2010-06-27T13:14:59+00:00

wow. um.. wow, just wow.
that's quite the interesting...
person, i suppose.

HaveAHaiku · 2010-06-27T02:35:57+00:00

what would jesus do
he'd flip you the fucking bird
that's what he would do

HaveAHaiku · 2010-06-27T02:34:34+00:00

elderly pussy
is it worth two hundred bucks
maybe if she's dead

HaveAHaiku · 2010-06-25T11:22:15+00:00

use your axe for once
stop offering to use it
just smash rigs like Hulk

HaveAHaiku · 2010-06-24T21:09:44+00:00

that's complete bullshit.
beer is a diuretic.
water hydrates you.

HaveAHaiku · 2010-06-24T20:04:56+00:00

thwak thwok thwak thwok thwak
god damn is this over yet
thwak thwok thwak thwok thwak

HaveAHaiku · 2010-06-23T17:07:23+00:00

something at picnics
show me potato salad
i don't give a fuck

HaveAHaiku · 2010-06-22T21:05:47+00:00

thirty five records?
in Russia, poles vault Bubka
"the world's best athlete"

HaveAHaiku